'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Grim

a draw but let's not forget that was a southampton team that went to spurs on boxing day and came away with a couple of goals

jose should be amusing. he's been back at the gaslighting the last two weeks or so.

Is it true that Pogba took an unnecessary touch on a ball that was already going in and got it disallowed as a result? Lol if so.

It looked like it was going wide (or hitting the post at least) imo but lol away

I've been trying to work out why Spurs just aren't playing this week. It's clearly because they've moved the West Ham game out of all-day drinking season on police advice, right?

West ham requested the move iirc

Well, with their fans they would.

That was actually it tho

it's The West Ham Waysted.

Why is tuesday eve worse than thursday tho?

both of them are already playing on tuesday

o shit

ah fuck

Shocking penalty

never a penalty but still

Jammy bastards

Absolutely no doubt he was going to miss though

that would have been it for fucking football in 2017

two assault charges for Puncehon this Christmas

was gonna say

Late xmas present for imago. Shd have let Benteke take it. I ws weirdly confident about this one beforehand, think they were there for the taking. 2 points dropped :-(

will zaha once more escape the attention of the retrospective simulation punishment committee

wilf not will

He will f

He doesn't count as English anymore, so probably no (xxp)

xp yeah i heard about that moyes lol

Not looking 4 dust up here, jst curious- if we go down on gd or by a single point, can we legally go after Niasse or Everton, or the referee

that's grounds for a dust up

0-0 doesn't matter if manu or the likes keep spilling.

nothing matters.

they're uncatchable

i'll take what I can get

Alright bachman turner overdrive

a top four finish is prob likely

United in second is the real depressing juggernaut story this season, not an oilcheat team actually playing to potential

they're not in second at the moment

The prospects man the prospects

Shambolic refereeing.

handball is a total joke at this point

2017 has been good to me. Bring on 2018! #Hattrickballs #Goldenboot #HappyNewYear pic.twitter.com/WuKBBmP7B6

— Harry Kane (@HKane) December 31, 2017

Lol. It's the happy new year wish this thread deserves.

what a weird pic - looks like he was begging for footballs in his own home

His mirror image seems to sort of try and smile, whereas his face is the usual 'I don't know how to look or feel rn'

lol

I always thought he'd live in b+w pathe newsreel type house, no doubt an Anderson shelter in the back garden as well.

What is going on above those curtains oh Harry

Bournemouth’s 2nd goal was like FIFA in real life. pic.twitter.com/0Y1NgL70ux

— Bill⚒ (@billy_grimmel) January 1, 2018

Brighton should've buried this tbh

Liverpool are pish

Liverpool without 3 of their 4 most creative attackers playing away at one of the leagues most organized teams are perhaps not pish but understandably labored. And yet we still won hey

I wish no ill on Liverpool but c'mon, it was a really lacklustre, uninspired performance. Against Burnley should do better, despite missing 3 out of 4.