'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Jammy bastards

Absolutely no doubt he was going to miss though

that would have been it for fucking football in 2017

two assault charges for Puncehon this Christmas

was gonna say

Late xmas present for imago. Shd have let Benteke take it. I ws weirdly confident about this one beforehand, think they were there for the taking. 2 points dropped :-(

will zaha once more escape the attention of the retrospective simulation punishment committee

wilf not will

He will f

He doesn't count as English anymore, so probably no (xxp)

xp yeah i heard about that moyes lol

Not looking 4 dust up here, jst curious- if we go down on gd or by a single point, can we legally go after Niasse or Everton, or the referee

that's grounds for a dust up

0-0 doesn't matter if manu or the likes keep spilling.

nothing matters.

they're uncatchable

i'll take what I can get

Alright bachman turner overdrive

a top four finish is prob likely

United in second is the real depressing juggernaut story this season, not an oilcheat team actually playing to potential

they're not in second at the moment

The prospects man the prospects

Shambolic refereeing.

handball is a total joke at this point

2017 has been good to me. Bring on 2018! #Hattrickballs #Goldenboot #HappyNewYear pic.twitter.com/WuKBBmP7B6

— Harry Kane (@HKane) December 31, 2017

Lol. It's the happy new year wish this thread deserves.

what a weird pic - looks like he was begging for footballs in his own home

His mirror image seems to sort of try and smile, whereas his face is the usual 'I don't know how to look or feel rn'

lol

I always thought he'd live in b+w pathe newsreel type house, no doubt an Anderson shelter in the back garden as well.

What is going on above those curtains oh Harry

Bournemouth’s 2nd goal was like FIFA in real life. pic.twitter.com/0Y1NgL70ux

— Bill⚒ (@billy_grimmel) January 1, 2018

Brighton should've buried this tbh

Liverpool are pish

Liverpool without 3 of their 4 most creative attackers playing away at one of the leagues most organized teams are perhaps not pish but understandably labored. And yet we still won hey

I wish no ill on Liverpool but c'mon, it was a really lacklustre, uninspired performance. Against Burnley should do better, despite missing 3 out of 4.

ManU even pishier if that makes u feel better

Martial the GOAT. Second half's been better tbf.

Rooney started that move beautifully I thought

Lol he did.

Pogba showboating <3

how actually good is lingard

is he shit good, good shit, quite good, very good or just another 'talented english player'

god knows, but he's scored some fucking sweet goals this season

Kevin de Bruyne is Jonathan E from rollerball, and Puncheon is one of the Tokyo hatchet men.

If he recovers, next game is played without a ref.

Ian Dowie lives in Leroy Sane's throat. Pass it on. #MCFC pic.twitter.com/fc1MXCgxqN

— Kieran Spratt (@kieran_spratt) December 31, 2017

That's judy

Getting the sinking feeling llorente is not gonna work out

Mobility a real issue

Ya

Shane Long scores for the first time in 36 matches!

Nice metronomic and varied stuff here without sissoko

Lamela and son really free us up

This pitch / weather is going to level things enormously.

Watford on to get well and truly shamed tonight. 2-0 after 15 mins, Stones spanked another over the bar (tho the move shouldve been blown up for offside) and now de Bruyne hits the bar from a freekick.

Swansea have started to play a bit now tbf