'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

they're not in second at the moment

The prospects man the prospects

Shambolic refereeing.

handball is a total joke at this point

2017 has been good to me. Bring on 2018! #Hattrickballs #Goldenboot #HappyNewYear pic.twitter.com/WuKBBmP7B6

— Harry Kane (@HKane) December 31, 2017

Lol. It's the happy new year wish this thread deserves.

what a weird pic - looks like he was begging for footballs in his own home

His mirror image seems to sort of try and smile, whereas his face is the usual 'I don't know how to look or feel rn'

lol

I always thought he'd live in b+w pathe newsreel type house, no doubt an Anderson shelter in the back garden as well.

What is going on above those curtains oh Harry

Bournemouth’s 2nd goal was like FIFA in real life. pic.twitter.com/0Y1NgL70ux

— Bill⚒ (@billy_grimmel) January 1, 2018

Brighton should've buried this tbh

Liverpool are pish

Liverpool without 3 of their 4 most creative attackers playing away at one of the leagues most organized teams are perhaps not pish but understandably labored. And yet we still won hey

I wish no ill on Liverpool but c'mon, it was a really lacklustre, uninspired performance. Against Burnley should do better, despite missing 3 out of 4.

ManU even pishier if that makes u feel better

Martial the GOAT. Second half's been better tbf.

Rooney started that move beautifully I thought

Lol he did.

Pogba showboating <3

how actually good is lingard

is he shit good, good shit, quite good, very good or just another 'talented english player'

god knows, but he's scored some fucking sweet goals this season

Kevin de Bruyne is Jonathan E from rollerball, and Puncheon is one of the Tokyo hatchet men.

If he recovers, next game is played without a ref.

Ian Dowie lives in Leroy Sane's throat. Pass it on. #MCFC pic.twitter.com/fc1MXCgxqN

— Kieran Spratt (@kieran_spratt) December 31, 2017

That's judy

Getting the sinking feeling llorente is not gonna work out

Mobility a real issue

Ya

Shane Long scores for the first time in 36 matches!

Nice metronomic and varied stuff here without sissoko

Lamela and son really free us up

This pitch / weather is going to level things enormously.

Watford on to get well and truly shamed tonight. 2-0 after 15 mins, Stones spanked another over the bar (tho the move shouldve been blown up for offside) and now de Bruyne hits the bar from a freekick.

Swansea have started to play a bit now tbf

Long is contracted at Southampton till 2020, and his last goalless spell lasted 23 games the year before. It always helps when you've got incriminating photos of the manager.

He runs a lot tbfttl

Alli waste again tonight so far

nah calz you dgi, he RUNS ya see?

xp gah too slow

McClean scoring now and all

Unsalvageable cunt

Ref a cunt Sanchez should 100% be second yellowed there

This game has gone nuts

Ref just bought a stinking lazy dive from Dele

Not even near the box just down like a shot spider for no reason

Alli 2-0, amazing pass from Kane, sole highlight of pisspoor second half

Phew

Cracking match

Can Crystal Palace still finish 4th? Asking for a friend...

@Calzino, 'grats, I think Kongolo will be good 4 u

I hope so, with The Heff out, there hasn't been any serious competition/cover for the recently burnt out looking Schindler + Zanka. Our current Dutch section is looking way classier than the class of '99 Wijnhard/Gorre/Monkou trio!

Well all two of them, for some reason I was thinking Billing was Dutch as well!

Wijnhard/Gorre/Monkou

Clyde, Dean and Kenneth... Goddamn. I had no idea they played for the Terriers, let alone all at the same time! They might not have been any good at actual fitba but they must have had a hoot. It warms the heart.

Monkou was absolute class for about a dozen games, which probably worked out at something like £25k a game. Which would be considered a bargain in the current era. And Wijnhard was the EFL Leon Clarke of that era, he's still a legend in Oldham!

which probably worked out at something like £25k a game

:D

Aww man I wish I'd been around to see those three crawl around the training ground in Huddersfield, dang. Wijnhard is a legend.

omg Morata's miss