Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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xpost my grandma had one

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

didn't know what "put through the wringer" literally meant.

I had some literal experience with that one. There was a wringer washing machine in the basement of the house where I grew up and I got my hand stuck in the wringer at about age 4 or 5. My dad had to do some disassembly to free me.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 01:48 (six years ago) link

hurts your liittle fingers ouuuuch

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

my grandma had one as well

mh, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

Maingled

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:50 (six years ago) link

'young talent time' took its name from johnny young's surname.
AAAARGH

attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link

Only learned the proper pronunciation of "Coachella" a few weeks ago

wait, is it pronounced in some other way than how it looks?

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 11:56 (six years ago) link

it's pronounced "twat picnic"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 11:59 (six years ago) link

sorry, some of my best friends are picnics, etc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 12:00 (six years ago) link

I'm amusedly picturing people saying Coach Ella

mh, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link

My grandparents had a lot of seemingly prewar stuff in their house. Which I think Included a mangle. Definitely had a weird drying rack that was attached to a piece of rope so it could be winched up near the ceiling.
Also had a coal hole for delivery by the coalman.
I say prewar but I think they only moved in there in the 50s

Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

'ko-ACK-hella' IIRC

Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

I think it's supposed to be 'koh-ah-cheh-lah' rather than 'kough-cheh-lah'.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

Pretty sure that both pronunciations are acceptable now. Usage trumps all, etc.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

otm

mh, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

I'd seen refs to the festival in print and online 2 million times but never heard it spoken by an irl human until recently.

I don't get out much.

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

So it's not Coach Ella.

pplains, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

To be honest, I was pronouncing it more like "COH-chella."

pplains, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

Been pronouncing it Co-Chella in my head lo these many years.

bread bags of courage (brownie), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

Cloaca

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

Cockula

Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

Cockerella

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

I think I can top being shockingly old when you find out how to pronounce Coachella properly, I've just googled Coachella to find it what it is.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

http://languagehat.com/a-bastard-name/

mh, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

I mean en español it would be “co-ah-CHE-ya” so

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

xxpost steveolende my gran had one of those racks too

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

Shockingly older and still learning!

xxp

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

I've got a coal hole outside my current house and we get coal poured down it. It's the highlight of my year tbh

kinder, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

I don't have a coal hold, but I do have one of those boxes cut into the side of my house by the side door where the milkman could put each day's dairy order. (House was build in 1946.) Need to get it filled in one day, since it has an R-value of minus infinity.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

Early maps show the area as "Conchilla," the Spanish word for "seashell." Since the area was once a part of a vast inland sea, tiny fossilized mollusk shells can be found in just about every remote area. Local lore explains the change in the name from Conchilla to Coachella as a mistake made by the map-makers contracted to transcribe the data supplied by the Southern Pacific Railroad's survey party. Rather than redraw the expensive maps, the railroad chose to instead begin calling the area by the misspelled name "Coachella" rather than its traditional name "Conchilla."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

'koh-ah-cheh-lah'

No other pronunciation ever occurred to me tbh.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

xp I also have a coal chute, non-functioning sadly

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:07 (six years ago) link

I have a couple flour/sugar bins in my kitchen. They look like cabinets but they pivot out from the top to reveal a bin that narrows toward the bottom. It didn't take me that long to figure out what they were for, but I had never seen or heard about them before.

nickn, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link

Repeated employment of the phrase 'coal chute' amidst discussion of the proper pronunciation of Coachella has me very confused, indeed!

Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

Nickn, like a Frankfurt Kitchen?

https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-frankfurt-kitchen-small-sp-113421

koogs, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

Specifically the 4th and 5th pic there

koogs, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

Similar concept, but these are about 2 feet tall and 14-16 inches wide, and you pull out from a handle at the top, with the bin pivoting at the bottom. They can be lifted out but in normal operation they aren't because they are heavy.

Like the lower right of this free-standing cabinet.
https://www.harpgallery.com/ebay/cd/cup11916board2.jpg

Close up of what the bins look like.
http://www.kingstonroadauction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image434.jpg

nickn, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:59 (six years ago) link

The dishwasher cutlery basket. It was only recently that it occurred to me that if I removed it from the dishwasher after its cycle, and placed it by the cutlery drawer, it would make it easier to put the cutlery away. And that the basket is specifically designed to enable this. Decades of to-ing and fro-ing from dishwasher to drawer could have been saved if I had realised this earlier.

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:04 (six years ago) link

^ it's been two decades since I lived with a dishwasher, and the dishwasher was immediately next to the cutlery drawer where I grew up, but this is brand new to me

Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link

Why did your parents force you to grow up in a cutlery drawer?

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 06:48 (six years ago) link

i’m not going to judge, my family lived near a fork in the road

estela, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:04 (six years ago) link

lol i think we already did the cutlery basket thing in this very thread before!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:04 (six years ago) link

xpost <3 estela

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:05 (six years ago) link

yes tracer hand taught us that cutlery basket trick years ago, i’m forever grateful

estela, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:08 (six years ago) link

Oh Jesus fork in the road

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 08:17 (six years ago) link

That Liv Tyler is Steve Tyler's daughter.

Things Liv Tyler was shockingly old when she learned.

Definitely had a weird drying rack that was attached to a piece of rope so it could be winched up near the ceiling.

My current flat has one of these, they're awesome.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 11:08 (six years ago) link

https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-22-2015/qPlUSR.gif

Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 11:09 (six years ago) link

Very common in tenements in the West of Scotland - with those high ceilings which make it impossible to keep warm so it's good that the West of Scotland has a tropical climate.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 11:22 (six years ago) link

also v efficient at packing the smell of a full fry-up into your nightshirt

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 11:39 (six years ago) link


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