Where’s “confirm you cancelled your subscription”
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link
The only one that makes good sense to me is #5, and I'm not sure it will actually make you "a better person", only a slightly saner one.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link
Brb scheduling sex (given I'm single, this may prove troublesome)
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
which one takes the cake?
Sex scheduling. Unless you are a highly paid hooker and your client is the attorney general of NY. Then scheduling is a professional best practice.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/41/64/ff/4164ffb2af92cf504635bbc9d543f569--back-to-bed-peanuts.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link
#5 but it requires a corollary to acknowledge and focus the moreso on the things you can control
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link
aren't 5, 7 and 9 all the same thing
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:13 (six years ago) link
also 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 8
― j., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:14 (six years ago) link
and as for 1, 2 and 3, uh, if you are not doing them, they will not make you better
xp well
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link
#7 sounds like it could mean something, but it only simulates having a meaning.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link
4 and 7 straight up contradict tbh
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link
Making 8 irrelevant, 5 necessary, 3 unnecessary and 1 bitter
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:28 (six years ago) link
xp ha!
― the late great, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link
weirdly 5 is the one i feel the strongest urge to fight against
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:49 (six years ago) link
6 is the only one that i believe in, other than the obvious (1 and 3)
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link
is this a sex quiz?
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
Don’t wash your hair
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:05 (six years ago) link
its silly to shampoo more than 2 times a week
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:10 (six years ago) link
i think i do it once a week
Schedule condoms.
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:16 (six years ago) link
interesting replies guys
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 8 January 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link
Post less
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
mods delete this
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
steal this poll
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 8 January 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, January 8, 2018 6:12 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but yr trolling on ilx is one of the reasons this place is good dmac
― infinity (∞), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link
What if you can’t control scheduling sex??
― Jeff, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link
XP two false assumptions there mayne
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 09:26 (six years ago) link
okay dmac u post less then well still luv u
― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
Getting Things (Each Other) Done
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
uncle bot has some opinions just in time for thanksgiving
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/18/opinion/thanksgiving-family-argue-chat-bot.html
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link