no i don't mean "who is next when there's temporarily no president pro tem?" i mean "who would replace hatch as president pro tem of the senate (and be 3rd in line in the last two years of the trump administration)?"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link
they're elected but by custom it's the most senior senator from the majority party - so it'd be thad cochran.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link
the succession process is too complicated. i propose that whenever a new spot opens up, we just roll a 535-sided die to determine who is chosen.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link
Now that the tax bill is passed, don't be surprised if Thad retires sooner rather than later. He won't make it through his full term (up in 2020) and I doubt he'll live through the year (free tip for deadpool players).
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link
grassley, then
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link
Hardest button to button
― Moodles, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link
Ok I’m legitimately terrified now
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link
iirc trump's button just summons a diet coke
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link
Trump sold the Nuclear codes for a double Big Mac
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link
deleted?
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link
oh no, still therewe’re all gonna die
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link
Yeah NK is working on bigger button technology as we speak
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link
buncha Trumpers walkin around a pile of rubble
"HE'S PLAYING THE LONG GAME!"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link
Gen Jack Ripper is the prez lol
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link
I think, sometimes, SHS feels like a good example of a person whose unapologetic DGAFism would be celebrated if she weren't on Team Stupid Bullshit Worst POTUS Ever Fake News
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link
"we just keep telling the President this button we got from staples is the "nuclear button", he thinks he's nuked NK 10 times already and subsequently forgets it"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link
Big money, Mr. President, no whammies!
― Moodles, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link
I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link
Four minutes later. What the fuck
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link
This mother fucker needs to be committed
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link
That should keep him busy at his desk for a couple days.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link
Is anyone else freaked out? How did it come to this
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link
Trump is a creature of the media. It's one of the few things he understands better than an ordinary schlub off the street. It's more or less his whole life right now.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link
is he going to a ceremony for these or just tweet them
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link
I'm guessing he'll just forget
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link
I am no longer freaked out by anything this dumbass does and that's part of the problem
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link
I prefer when this asshole is on golf vacation tbh
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link
What can't be cured must be endured.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link
The Commander-In-Chief of the most powerful military on earth has just tweeted that we should watch Sean Hannity at 9pm tonight.
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link
I'm not freaked out, but it's only because I've dispensed with all hope at this point.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link
this has been quite a day for him, his israel/palestine two-parter managed in its own way to be just as infuriating as the nuclear-button and fake news awards announcements. also we're all going to die.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link
I want him to turn THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS into his personal take on the Kennedy Center Honors gala and brag about his amazing ratings and record-breaking attendance. Like what jmm said but I'd prefer it be a big happening, let's eat up 3-4 months with planning and tough decisions
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link
tbf, everyone dying at once would solve some tricky logistical problems I've been fretting about.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:34 (six years ago) link
Yep I'm not going to pay that student loan this month I think
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link
I have to believe (want to believe?) this is all a reaction to him learning about something that is going to be made public soon and he's trying to divert attention from that coming story.
― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link
MADDOW GOT THE PEE TAPE
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link
The pee tape is only relevant if Putin were proved to have actively used it to blackmail Trump into committing some official act. Otherwise, it's just another stained dress from Monica's closet.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:42 (six years ago) link
i don't think we're gonna die
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link
even kim jong un knows at this point that trump's tweets are impulsive bullshit that mean nothing
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link
ya we're fine guys but we def did just sink deeper into the Zone
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:00 (six years ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
https://musingsonfilms.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/stalker_dune.png
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link
the zone is otm. i don't think we're going to die either, or at least i think there's less than a 15% chance of it, so that's pretty good. it's just very disorienting to have this loudmouthed buffoon as a president typing these ridiculous things in all caps all the time.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link
yeah it's weird
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:23 (six years ago) link
I really appreciate that you guys still aren’t jaded to his shit fwiw
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link
what a fucking moron
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
Fox News is going to get us all killed.Left, Fox, 7:37 pmRight, Trump, 7:49 pm pic.twitter.com/Qewz7I1SRF— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) January 3, 2018
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:37 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, January 2, 2018 7:29 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cosign
― gbx, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link