US Politics January 2018: "You All Just Got A Lot Richer"

'Anything' is 'hvad som helst' in Danish.

lol

some have cheese

Weak, low energy, and some might say, sad:

I authorized Zero access to White House (actually turned him down many times) for author of phony book! I never spoke to him for book. Full of lies, misrepresentations and sources that don’t exist. Look at this guy’s past and watch what happens to him and Sloppy Steve!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 5, 2018

sloppy steves for lunch, kids

So Truman is seen as a Hitler-level war criminal then?

Levels? Ready Killer One...

Yam is gonna order a Sloppy Steve w/ extra mayo.

The Urban Dictionary definition of Sloppy Steve is one for the ages...

really wish i hadn't looked that up.

One day, someone will write a kids' picture book with the main characters Lyin' Ted, Sloppy Steve and Little Marco.

when you want to write a really killer tweet proving you’re not an idiot but you also don’t know the difference between curated and cultivated https://t.co/Jsc8vKCDIr

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 5, 2018

XP Or the worst early Springsteen song.

A few months ago I dreamt Trump thought I was a spy and nicknamed me Nosy O’Donnell.

your dream nickname is much more clever than actual trump nicknames

It’s Frodos all the way down, right?

Alternating Frodos, Fredos, and Faygos.

More like Fraud-os amirite, sad!

https://d2ffutrenqvap3.cloudfront.net/items/0c2i103I2w0s102Y3p03/Wolff%20on%20Stephen%20Miller.jpg

i'm not sure wolff needs to be throwing shade about sentence construction here...

Governor Skeleton is angry with his bud Trump.

Irl lol’ing at “Nosy O’Donnell”

misread that as Governor Skeletor and thought "to be honest how would he even be worse?"

auto correct :(

Maybe not the most important thing in the world but the excerpt above is really crappily written -- I suppose Wolff had to do it in a hurry, it reads like first draft and probably is

Well, now that collusion with Russia is proving to be a total hoax and the only collusion is with Hillary Clinton and the FBI/Russia, the Fake News Media (Mainstream) and this phony new book are hitting out at every new front imaginable. They should try winning an election. Sad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 5, 2018

eephus that's what i was trying to say

I mean winning elections is a great thing to do tbh

they've been winning a bunch of them lately

"the FBI/Russia"

I don't even know how they are alleging Clinton colluded with the Russians. To what end?

Conspiracy counterpoint: Clinton worked with the Russians to *lose* the election just to make Trump look bad by letting him win so that he could lose at a later date ... OF HER CHOOSING!!!

translating from caligulan: Well, now that collusion with Marsha is proving to be a total hoax and the only collusion is with Crooked Hillary and the FBI/Marsha, Fox News and Fire and Furyare hitting out at every new front imaginable. They should try conspiring with Russia. Sad??

https://www.advocate.com/politics/2018/1/03/mike-pence-swears-doug-jones-gay-son-looks

https://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2018/01/03/carson-jones-750x.jpg

is that Jones' son? Mmmmm...

and gay!

http://people.com/politics/doug-jones-gay-son-mike-pence-side-eye/

When someone releases a tell-all book which extensively demonstrates what a stupid POS you are, the wisest response is to make constant references to said book.

re tracer on wolff the writer: in general i'm not a fan of the "supposed to be" formulation -- the passive construction obscures who's doing the supposing, which sometimes matters quite a lot* -- but as a rhetorical device the repetition is good not bad imo, and once that starts the sentence construction is fine. "He was hired as, but… " four times in a row would have been stronger.

internet w/a cap-I is always terrible

*tho actually it's clear enough here

what pisses don don off most is jarvanka spilling coiffure secrets. i'm telling you there's a toupee tape coming

I'm still freaked out by this scalp-reduction surgery thing, it's so gross

As for his credibility being questioned, Wolff referenced his body of work and repeated that he stands by "absolutely everything" in the book: "My credibility is being questioned by a man who has less credibility than perhaps anyone who has ever walked on Earth at this point."

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-wolff-stands-by-book-responds-trump-cease-desist-1071820

saucy!

Try to keep up, sleeve. Juicy is the new saucy.

:)

fwiw I was referring to Wolff's snappy comeback there, it's about goddamn time people started taking off the gloves

I don't even know how they are alleging Clinton colluded with the Russians. To what end?

Conspiracy counterpoint: Clinton worked with the Russians to *lose* the election just to make Trump look bad by letting him win so that he could lose at a later date ... OF HER CHOOSING!!!

The Trump narrative (or at least the narrative that someone has thought up for Trump) is that the Russia stuff in the Steele dossier was paid for / directed by Democrats and that Steele's sources were all reporting back to the Kremlin, so any information he collated was given with Russian-government sign-off. Clinton knew this and accepted the help anyway in order to damage Trump. The culmination of the plot was giving the dossier to the NSA, etc, who would take action, publicising / affirming the conspiracy in the days prior to the election - which obviously didn't happen. The softer version is that collating the dossier in the first place constituted illegal assistance from foreign sources.

To counter that, there has been a lot of weight placed on the claim that Steele's sources weren't paid and that the official investigation into Trump was triggered by the Australian diplomat who spoke to Papadopoulos, rather than the Steele folder.

The narrative doesn't hold any weight but Marcy Wheeler has some good stuff on how some of the moral / legal grey areas / overenthusiasm on the part of Steele's benefactors blunted the effectiveness of the dossier prior to the election.

the manchild who cried "wolff"

ShariVari, that's perhaps an overly-nuanced explication of Trump's prepubescent 'no, YOU'RE the puppet!' retorts.

ahem ahem epub format

mark it was more "Bannon... sent him to the Internet to learn about and to try to draft the EO"

you can't learn about an EO you haven't drafted yet, but even if you could that's a terrible sentence

it is, tho to be honest i'd put this on the sub editor (if any): it's the kind of thing everyone ends up writing in a hurry

Rings true

It's being written as Bannon/Trump feud but in reality Trump aides used the last few pieces quoting Bannon to force Trump to do what he always refused to, which is strongly stand up to Bannon https://t.co/6o415ZMJBp

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 5, 2018

Trump has not changed at all, despite insistence otherwise - he's the same person now he's been for years. But he's in a new and stressful situation. https://t.co/1Fo6TFO7Wq

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 5, 2018

Thinking about he's all bluster but hates real confrontation/firings, etc. etc. At some point over the last couple of days it also has to have vaguely sunk in that a favored tactic -- threaten a lawsuit and someone goes away -- didn't work at all, and more to the point, didn't work even when he was the President of the US.

kind of amazing that a man whose only actual talent is drawing media attention to himself is now at a point where he's getting covered and scrutinized more than any person in history and it's directly leading to his undoing and the permanent tarnishing of his legacy

would make a better Black Mirror episode than screaming keychains or w/e

Donald J. Trump
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Well, now that collusion with Russia is proving to be a total hoax and the only collusion is with Hillary Clinton and the FBI/Russia, the Fake News Media (Mainstream) and this phony new book are hitting out at every new front imaginable. They should try winning an election. Sad!
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assuming the semi-coherent ones are being written by scavino