please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel— Netflix US (@netflix) January 6, 2018
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:03 (six years ago) link
I think the question is when they're going to have it
― flappy bird, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:06 (six years ago) link
I mean, it's only a matter of time. thank you, pixelated boat (sincerely).
Guess who!
We just made the fake Trump Gorilla Channel a reality. Go bananas watching it here. https://t.co/0fokgdkUri— VICE News (@vicenews) January 5, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:07 (six years ago) link
Hey does anyone know what it looks like when reality begins to dissolve, because I think that's what I'm seeing right now.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:08 (six years ago) link
Honestly, Trump might grow from reflecting on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz0avWZoqjg
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:09 (six years ago) link
politics is comedy now("now").ha!
― flappy bird, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link
ugh brands
― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:12 (six years ago) link
what it looks like when reality begins to dissolve
as with covfefe, people will soon tire of gorillas fighting. I give it two more days to peak and the reverb will last three weeks at most. and take heart. ridicule is a powerful poison and Trump is absorbing heroic doses of it.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:20 (six years ago) link
Just remembered when Pixelated Boat got attacked for being in favor of gun control in his mentions because “gun control is bad” became the more woke position somehow.
― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link
After "boat recognize boat" I think we can basically shut down ILX. That's the zenith.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:23 (six years ago) link
> when reality begins to dissolve
Laughter has always been a defense mechanism. Personally, I've felt trapped in an absurd timeline miasma for 422 days.
Spare a thought for those of us in red states. While those of you on the coasts at least have company in your misery, many of us know that our neighbors, coworkers, and hell, people we otherwise might depend on overwhelmingly voted for this. I look at the people around me, and know that 55.3% of them, and probably 70% of the Caucasians, looked an profoundly ignorant, sociopathic, malignant narcissist buffoon in the face, and decided to vote for him. Its like living in The Village from The Prisoner.
Honestly, I don't know how I will heal until all those who voted for him offer me personal apologies.
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:29 (six years ago) link
Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad! https://t.co/mEeUhk5ZV9— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
not exactly helping your case here, Don
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:37 (six years ago) link
trump is such a dick
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link
putting everything else aside, just imagine overhearing someone saying that to someone else. you'd be like "god, what a dick"
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:43 (six years ago) link
as with covfefe, people will soon tire of gorillas fighting.
people are still saying covfefe!
― new noise, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:43 (six years ago) link
but those people are wrong and need to stop
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link
dumped like a dog?
― jmm, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:46 (six years ago) link
untruthful, maybe, but boring? come on. (to be fair, when you have the attention span of a hyperactive 3-year old I guess every book is boring)
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:49 (six years ago) link
I'm sure right-wing media is gonna spend the next two weeks ripping apart every minor detail in order to discredit this thing, but lordy, if there are tapes...
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
i would rank the possibility that trump read that book today at 0%
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:53 (six years ago) link
He Tweeted "Sloppy" I Think He Missed The Poll, la Poll, la Poll laaaa
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link
why would he need to read it, he was there, he knows what really happened, he has one of the best memories ever, etc.
― j., Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link
choking, cheating, begging for money, getting fired......all the classic shit dogs are constantly doing. pic.twitter.com/GCxuDigKJB— bobby 👖 (@bobby) January 6, 2018
― j., Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:59 (six years ago) link
I'm fairly convinced that most of the people who excitedly voted for Trump were fueled by the idea of siccing their worst and most hated neighbor/coworker/boss/relative on that uppity lady candidate. I can't imagine that most of them actually like him as a person (and certainly would never want to share a beer with him, or drink a beer in his weirdly teetotaling company, rather). He's like that feral pit bull you keep locked up in your tool shed. He's a straight-up unlikable sumbitch, but goddammit he gets the job done.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:10 (six years ago) link
My god, though, he's such a magnificently reactive brainstem! He just keeps hyping this book that makes him look like a total ass! Dude, it's already the #1 book in the country, don't oversell.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link
He's like that feral pit bull you keep locked up in your tool shed
this was maybe not the best metaphor at this particular juncture in time
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link
Donald Trump is nothing like a pit bull. A pit bull raised in privilege and comfort like Trump would be a loyal, affectionate and playful creature.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link
He Tweeted "Sloppy" I Think He Missed The Poll, la Poll, la Poll laaaa― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:54 (thirty-two minutes ago) Permalink
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 January 2018 04:54 (thirty-two minutes ago) Permalink
hard lol
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:30 (six years ago) link
In honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf1sy002-lc
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link
Why does that sound to me like a remix of the Miami Vice theme
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:24 (six years ago) link
Pubic Fruit
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link
his dog thing always makes me think of the end of the trial. the perfect authoritarian tic
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 6 January 2018 07:12 (six years ago) link
untruthful, maybe, but boring? come on.
In fairness to the Circus Peanut in Chief, I find everything about our historical moment and his bad burlesque-act reign truly, deeply, motherfucking boring.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 January 2018 08:31 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSzjjslXUAEmF0-.jpg
is he saying the book is full of lies or is he saying, different perspectives from different sources with different interests don't tally and are sometimes purposefully deceitful? it's the latter
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Saturday, 6 January 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link
It is the latter, but why start reading-comprehension-shaming now?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:11 (six years ago) link
I assumed that when Trump says "like a dog" it's a euphemism for "like a bitch" cf the Access Hollywood tape (evidence that he's capable of at least some level of self-censorship?)
― soref, Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:36 (six years ago) link
I keep catching myself singing "I saw my Bannon getting sloppy", and grossing myself out.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link
....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link
stable genius = horse's ass
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link
Love this guy
― treeship 2, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
"and being, like, really smart"
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
'First try' – riiight. He already ran in 2000, back when universal healthcare was part of his platform.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link
Late to the monkey party, but why in the world would anyone find the gorilla channel story implausible? I mean, you can find footage of Trump talking to Rudy in drag, Trump in overalls singing the green acres theme ... pretty much everything about Trump is completely ridiculous from head/hair to hands, so why not apes?
Anyway, he's a genius, geniuses are weird.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link
a man with a spiral combover is capable of anything
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link
Going the full Fredo, pretty great.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
Seriously. It's like the Godfather if everyone was Fredo. http://s.quickmeme.com/img/6c/6c3a118d3e47bd95c9e148fd0632933cf02eb7b2c9916d1e9577e091c0bfb611.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
And you know if Trump drank he would drink banana daiquiris.