the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

Brandon Lewis is the new front-runner for Party Chairman. He actually seems like a bigger twat than Chris Grayling, if that is possible, so definitely qualified for the job.

This has just been deleted from CCHQ twitter feed pic.twitter.com/jNgfDMQqoM

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) January 8, 2018

literally couldn't run the proverbial piss-up, this lot. Everything they do is chaotic and farcical.

is Grayling a Kipper?

he did share a platform with Farage during the referendum campaign.

what with him and Rudd in senior posts May could be making a rod for her own back

either one could try and knock her off her perch

the usual foul tench of Tory in-fighting

You'd think they might try and sort this shit out first, then announce it. But it is all conducted on the fly as usual.

what can you expect from these political minnows?

they're certainly no dab hands at Twitter

Grayling is widely reputed to be the least competent minister in a very crowded field, I always thought that party chairman was one of those roles they bump you up into because they know you can't do too much damage there.

he's obviously holding out for one of the great offices of state

he's thick af

Ugh, Brandon Lewis is vile.

a reel bottomfeeder

so Grayling's been hooked?

James Brandon Lewis>>Brandon Lewis
Roswell Rudd>>Amber Rudd
Tom Cleverly>>James Cleverly

Grayling makes me think of a barely sentient middle management drone, that many people would gladly murder.

Mmm, I remember a year or two back the media gave Corbyn untold grief for 'bungling' a reshuffle, and all the complaints seemed to amount to was the press not getting spoon-fed the announcements at a time of their choosing. Dunno if similar is going on here.

Obviously, I don't actually care if May is being treated unfairly, I mean, fuck her

tbf I don't think Corbs tweeted the name of a new appointment and then had to pull it cos it was wrong

tbf I don't think Theresa May is personally responsible for everybody in the Tory party being useless

The fact that any career movements within the party are different-wedges-of-support jenga rather than in any way based on competence probably isn't helping.

It's like the letters falling off at the conference, there will probably be an attempt at spinning sympathy for her having to work with a load of hopeless schmucks

I mean, the lack of Liam Fox's head rotting on a spike isn't helping either.

on a pike

http://www.baitfactory.co.uk/library/pike_lies_in_wait_bf.jpg

lol!

political minnows indeed.

Breaking: the reshuffle's big shock - Jeremy Hunt refused a move to BEIS to insist he stay on as Health Sec with a beefed up brief of social care too. https://t.co/9zrScUDg19

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) January 8, 2018

The reshuffle is now in serious trouble. Hunt was supposed to emerge from No10 as the new Business Secretary. Appears Greg Clark has refused to budge.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) January 8, 2018

i breathlessly await the third tweet, which will contradict the first two

Jeremy Hunt to Real Madrid for an undisclosed fee

Down with the guy who immediately responded to the Sky News Jeremy Hunt tweet with 'GIVE IT GIGGSY FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON'

heh

well played

I wonder which lucky person gets Sec of State for Work and Pensions. Repping for Universal Credit probably isn't much fun, but cheer up you won't last more than 6 months.

[some punchline about PIP assessments]

never seen someone more obviously relieved and delighted to undergo lung surgery than james brokenshire

it sounds like it is Justine Greening who has knocked back DWP this morning, and she still isn't budging.

can't believe there are no real Tory MPs out there ready to step up to the plate and kill a few more poor people

Now that we are above Romania in the child food scarcity league, we need someone to build on this momentum.

child food insecurity, i should have said

John Redwood is still an MP ffs, surely he'd love a shot at this

Greening has just quit.

why didn't i buy popcorn on the way home tonight?

Ouch pic.twitter.com/orBKDPrgZe

— Alex Wickham (@WikiGuido) January 8, 2018

Just seen a consignment of Very Strong Kool Aid delivered to no 10, the other batch has stopped working.

I wonder why no fucker wants to have their name associated with grinding poverty and a mountain of disabled deaths, what kind of Tories are these lily-livered Liberals in disguise?

Just saw Dennis Wise trending, he could do a job.

Probably a little too right wing even for this lot.