Yeah but in case you forgot 2016 was also supposed to be the biggest gimme in the history of gimmes so
― jjjusten, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link
imagine a oprah/dr phil ticket
― Karl Malone, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link
an
Dr Phil would at least make Pence cry in the vp debate
― omar little, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link
oh man, dr phil with a penetrating question, then a loooong silent shot of pence trying to compose himself enough to respond, and eventually being saved by wolf blitzer blurting out something
― Karl Malone, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link
we're all going to die
― omar little, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link
Eventually.
By which I mean 'within the year'.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
psyched for surgeon general dr oz
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
tom hanks VP
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
Rhonda Byrne for director of 'The Secret' Service
― jmm, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
she's like reverse polarity Trump. Self made, generous, kind, liked, female etc.― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 8, 2018 11:52 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 8, 2018 11:52 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, she is the mirror image of Trump, and people have been speculating about her running for prez as long as they speculated about Trump running. and Oprah has been as coy as Trump was.
8 years baby
― flappy bird, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link
idk it beats when people kept chattering about george clooney for ages. and warren beatty in 2000 iirc.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link
it beats very little.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
Look, can we get serious about this? No celebrity has any business running for president unless he or she has previously portrayed the president in a movie or television series. I might allow a voiceover role as president in a videogame, but that's stretching it.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
Terry Crews 2020
― omar little, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTCXUiEWAAAXJFL.jpg:small
It’s true that North Korea could retaliate for any attack by using its conventional rocket artillery against the South Korean capital of Seoul and its surroundings, where almost 20 million inhabitants live within 35 miles of the armistice line. U.S. military officers have cited the fear of a “sea of fire” to justify inaction. But this vulnerability should not paralyze U.S. policy for one simple reason: It is very largely self-inflicted.
cool, cool
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
yea but you were otm old lunch about the seal being broken. Oprah is a shoe-in
― flappy bird, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link
a shoe-in is different from a shoo-in
ie if we are to only have celeb candidates henceforth, i will vote by throwing my shoe
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
trump might be sitting down with mueller soon:
WASHINGTON — Anticipating that special counsel Robert Mueller will ask to interview President Donald Trump, the president's legal team is discussing a range of potential options for the format, including written responses to questions in lieu of a formal sit-down, according to three people familiar with the matter.Lawyers for Trump have been discussing with FBI investigators a possible interview by the special counsel with the president as part of the inquiry into whether Trump's campaign colluded with Russia during the 2016 election.
Lawyers for Trump have been discussing with FBI investigators a possible interview by the special counsel with the president as part of the inquiry into whether Trump's campaign colluded with Russia during the 2016 election.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/initial-talks-underway-about-trump-interview-mueller-russia-probe-n835506
― Karl Malone, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
do not surrender in advance xp
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
mods someone has hacked morbs’ account pls investigate
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link
http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/367927-senate-dems-demand-release-of-fusion-gps-interview
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
everyone but the repubs want this out, I wonder why?
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
make trump testify on camera like clinton had to do
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link
make it 14 hours too
― flappy bird, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link
Trump should help deregulate food handling laws and then eat at the same unregulated KFC for the rest of his term
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
sometimes i sit back and stare at the stars and wonder, 'did the president really settle a $25,000,000 education fraud case after he won the election?'
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
Of course he didn't, don't be ridiculous, everyone would be talking about it.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
well it's a good thing we've sealed our cyber-borders from the kremlin :)
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
I had the idea recently that someone needs to just put Trump in a room, alone, with no TV or phone, and train a camera on him with a live feed that everyone in the country can watch. Not even for a huge amount of time, just a day maybe. Just an unedited stream of Trump being Trump. Feel like that would pretty definitively settle a whole lot of speculation and deep six his chances for reelection and likely result in him being caged like the sick ape that he is.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
The real gorilla channel.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link
i don't know if airing an unedited stream of footage of someone in solitary confinement is the best way to prove that someone is sick!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
I'd be cool if they locked him up without cameras.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
It seems the president had to reschedule auditorium space in his head for his Fake News Awards. https://t.co/f7xH9bzr1I— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) January 8, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link
lol imagine how terrifying this would be for Trump's legal team and basically every single person in his orbit
it'll never happen
― frogbs, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
where's the tax returns?
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
under the mattress
― Evan, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Monday, January 8, 2018 12:49 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Well, my thinking was less about putting him in solitary than it was about withholding an immediately-accessible audience from Needy McBabyman for a span of time that one might think was reasonable for a stable genius to be left alone with his thoughts and a stack of heady literature. But hell, just release a good chunk of raw security cam footage of his day-to-day activities and I'm sure the results would be the same for anyone watching.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link
alone with his thoughts and a stack of heady literature Barely Legals.
Fixed.
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link
I just realized holding my coffee cup to my ear yeilds the sound of teh ocean
I wonder if Mr "Genius" is aware!
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
this hasn't been posted right?
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/trump-bulldozes-his-own-infrastructure-plan
― sleeve, Monday, 8 January 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link
infrastructure week is BACK baby
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
koolade.jpg
― sleeve, Monday, 8 January 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link
Sometimes, you have to bulldoze the infrastructure of one infrastructure week so that you have a problem to tackle next time infrastructure week rolls around.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link
It's like, the country's running like clockwork, but you know as infrastructure week rolls on that another one is coming around the bend in a couple days. What do you do, hotshot? What do you do?
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link
it's always infrastructure week at least twice a day
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link
Embrace the senile genius, watch him reinvent the wheel
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link
It's the same wheel as before--except it has the name "Trump" attached and only rolls on golf courses.
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 January 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link