Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

He seemed to lack the ability to take in third-party information. Or maybe he lacked the interest; whichever, he seemed almost phobic about having formal demands on his attention. He stonewalled every written page and balked at every explanation. “He’s a guy who really hated school,” said Bannon. “And he’s not going to start liking it now.”

When Trump walked onto the field for the national anthem, he was greeted with a chorus of boos amidst scattered cheers, and struggled to remember the words to the Star-Spangled Banner he respects so much.

hooray

I totallt believe the “white trash” anecdote. Trump has always been aware that he wasn’t accepted by polite society. This is why he can convincingly (to some) rail against “elites” while being a billionaire. His brand isnas much about vulgarity as it is about glamour.

i hate his stupid fucking ugly face

it is so disgusting

Hater

he really epitomizes the old white politician “spoiled canned ham” ideal

you know what i find really helps is calling him donald butt instead of donald trump that way every time you talk about him you get to let ppl know that you think, that he is a butt

But my 6 year old would do that.

I tried just saying '45' but I couldn't keep doing it.

nicknames are silly imo. he's not the first bad president, you can just refer to him by name

Difference is, his name is a brand he licenses.

i believe 'donald butt' is a good compromise and will endorse this expression

donnie two scoops is still the best

no it's not, it's all stupid. playground nicknames? seriously? Trump is a virus & he's making everyone insane

ILM >>> ILE for maybe the first time since idk I first posted?

j/k i always preferred ilm ;)

I agree that he is a virus and he's making us all insane and we should just use his name, but also I have been calling farts "trumps" from the age of 5 because that's what they are called.

truly, we must treat Donald Trump with the dignity he deserves

finding the nicknames stupid has nothing to do with dignity

flappy bird otm. The cute albeit belittling nicknames make me cringe. It acknowledges this level of familiarity that I deeply wish I didn’t have.

This is a good use of our time

i usually call him "our president"

guys this is a stupid argument I didn't mean for it to be taken with deathly seriousness. glad to see everyone in usual formation, though

We need more discourse

when they invent the profanity strong enough to describe how i feel about president trump i'll use it. until then i'll stick with "president trump" or "the president of the united states".

yeah

I googled "Donald Butt" and was directed to a deviantart page that's mostly screencaps of Donald Duck's ass

<3

^said ass

when they invent the profanity strong enough to describe how i feel about president trump i'll use it. until then i'll stick with "president trump" or "the president of the united states".

we could spit on the ground like the romanians in that doubtlessly historically accurate snl sketch

Trump Diary- Eric pic.twitter.com/LDNzuEbkWr

— kyle Dunnigan (@kyledunnigan) January 20, 2018

scoops²

donnie two scoops isn’t a playground nickname. it’s a two bit gangster nickname, which is why it’s so appropriate.

and i usually don’t refer to him by anything except the president (i try to not use his name because of the unpleasant way it thuds into a conversation). but of all the nicknames out there (many of which are bad) the one that sounds like it would be hissed over an illegal card game is most fitting.

I am sad that there already are a bunch of Donald Dumptrucks out there.

dud

i call him "2 scoops". game of cards indeed. fuck the trumps -- granddad ran a brothel, dad was arrested at a KKK rally (and not for protesting!), 2 scoops and 2 scoops senior were fined for racist housing policy, and the guy inherited $200,000,000 but talks like a drunk bigot even though he's sober and "president". and that's his appeal!

It's funny to remember that people on this board used to make fun of dr morbius for saying like "shillary clintDUMB" and now everybody does that shit

You forgot his kids, qualms. Anybody follow the blow-up over Ivanka having Jose Andres kicked out of a restaurant this weekend?

fuck the trumps

Tiffany's okay

Oh well here’s the latest. Fucking Georgetown

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/28/politics/jose-andres-ivanka-trump-cafe-milano/index.html

(cafe milano is apparently a well known safe space for Republicans in DC)

Tiffany's okay

second-least-worst behind barron maybe but i dunno if i'd stretch to 'okay'

2 scoops junior and i'm eric will take lil' barron elephant trunk hunting soon enough, america. rest assured :)

Jose Andres is a mf'ing treasure.

xp yeah the odds are not great on Barron shaking out to be a decent human being. That's a pretty rough lineage, he'd have to be radicalized out of it.

where's the symbionese liberation army when you need 'em

I believe in Barron. He doesn’t seem that “into” being a Trump and is much closer to his mom than his dad by all reports.

^barron knight

one of my closest friends for many years was the daughter of a well-connected senior republican politician and she disagreed with just about every single thing he did so

used to make fun of dr morbius for saying like

we always knew he was deranged, now we're just seeing when everyone loses their collective good sense under the pressure of political frustration