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"You wanted confirmation, Captain? Take a look! There's your confirmation! "

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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"Come back! Come back! Don't leave without me! Come back!"

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"I can't come back! I don't know how it works! Good-bye folks!"

Tape Store, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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"You can't handle the truth!"

Tape Store, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Tyranosorkin Rex

Kerm, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tcnj.edu/~serabia2/Pictures/Dinosaurs/Tyrannosaurus%20Rex/T-Rex-VS-Spinosaurus-Small.gif


"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."

remy bean, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

... but seriously, how come dinosaurs never leave ghosts? surely some are vengeful, some are pissed-off and need some kind of retribution so they can cross over into the spirit world.

remy bean, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, loch ness monster! that's why they can't catch it!

latebloomer, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

This thread is quintessential ILX: A single topic goes on a divergence toward creative hilarity.

Anyways, I still believe that Jurassic Park is one of the most magnificent movies that I have ever seen.

youcangoyourownway, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

"malcolm rex" lol

and what, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw JPIII in the theater and have no memory of it at all. YouTube suggests that the talking Raptor might have just been a dream sequence which would be pretty disappointing...

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

TS: Jurassic Park vs. Congo.

ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

both pretty awesome movies.

ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the SNES JP game was pretty good

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

The Genesis one was a fun platformer too. I thought the Wolf 3d stuff in the snes one was kinda weaksauce

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.cpujunky.com/pugsley1218suxSNES/Jurassic%20Park%202.gif

^^^also good

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god congo is seriously one of the most fun movies to watch drunk

latebloomer, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

you are too young to be drinking!!!!

ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

wha

latebloomer, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Malcolm Rex

― latebloomer, Friday, May 11, 2007 4:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

the scene where sam neill is sitting in a tree and imitates a BRONTOSAURUS CALL to get all these brontosaurii to crane their necks up above the forest canopy and stare at him

man

that is magic

through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I do love this film.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

man what a great movie.
― ethan, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (7 years ago)

^as true now as it was 16 Jan 2002 01:00

DavidM, Saturday, 4 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Hold on to your butts!

Viceroy, Sunday, 5 April 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link

dinahsaww

light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 April 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

when i was 12 i wrote a sequel to jurassic park for a creative writing class. it was basically Predator in the south american jungle with a group of escaped Velociraptors. still the best thing i've ever written. (the raptors win.)

ryan, Sunday, 5 April 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

haha my friend would do that for basically every writing assignment in 4th grade. Eventually he ended up at Jurassic Park 6.

Viceroy, Sunday, 5 April 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I just bought a boxed set of I,II, and III and another disc of even more bonuses for a fiver in Sainsburys. Hours of Jurassic fun.

commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Silicon Graphics, whose public profile was increased substantially by this movie, sold for a sad-sack $20 million to another has-been this past week.

fajita seas, Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I just bought a boxed set of I,II, and III and another disc of even more bonuses for a fiver in Sainsburys. Hours of Jurassic fun.

― commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II)

well yes, 2 hours of Jurassic Fun then the 2 shite sequels :P

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Jeff Goldblum. what a totally awesome dude.

salsa shark, Saturday, 8 August 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Hold on to your butts! x 1000

http://www.made2mentor.com/Images/jurassicholdbutts.jpg

PIN number at the ATM Machine (Z S), Saturday, 8 August 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I forgot that Samuel Adams was in this movie!

napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Samuel Johnson, I mean

napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

hold onto your butts, indeed

napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Samuel Jackson, you mean?

salsa shark, Sunday, 9 August 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Jurassic Park wasa gyp compared to the book but still enjoyable. Not the horrible abomination that was The Lost World. perhaps if the movie had winked at the audience more...but nope, it was actual not smirking or holding any irony at all when the little black girl SOMERSAULTS and kicks over a dinosaur that WEIGHS SEVERAL TONS.

Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

more like sockuel jacksock

velko, Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc

^^ still my favorite scene in the movie

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.livescience.com/animals/091221-venomous-dinosaurs.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Livesciencecom+%28LiveScience.com+Science+Headline+Feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Using snake-like fangs, saber-toothed dinosaur relatives of velociraptors likely subdued their prey with venom, scientists now suggest.

Paleontologists analyzed the skulls of Sinornithosaurus, whose name means "Chinese bird lizard." This narrow-snouted raptor was the fifth and most bird-like dinosaur species ever to be discovered, and lived roughly 125 million years ago in the warm, moist forests of northeastern China during the late Cretaceous.

"This is an animal about the size of a turkey," said researcher Larry Martin, curator of vertebrate paleontology at the University of Kansas Natural History Museum in Lawrence. "It was almost certainly feathered. It's a very close relative of the four-winged glider called Microraptor."

Their investigation revealed its upper teeth are grooved, long, and fang-like, and its upper jaw contained pockets that could have housed venom glands. These pockets are connected to the base of the teeth by narrow ducts.

"People are probably sorry they missed it, since it's so obvious," said researcher David Burnham, a vertebrate paleontologist at the University of Kansas Natural History Museum in Lawrence.

"When we were looking at Sinornithosaurus, we realized that its teeth were unusual, and then we began to look at the whole structure of the teeth and jaw, and at that point, we realized it was similar to modern-day snakes," Martin said.

How it worked

This pattern of features is specifically much like that found in "rear-fanged" venomous snakes. The fangs in these serpents do not inject venom, but instead channel poison along a groove on the outer surface of the teeth that pierce their prey's flesh.

"This thing is a venomous bird for all intents and purposes," Martin said.

If rear-fanged snakes serve as any sign, the venom Sinornithosaurus employed likely was not lethal. Rather, it may have caused rapid shock, enabling the saber-toothed raptor to subdue its victim, shrinking the odds of retaliation or escape from the prey or piracy from other predators.

"You wouldn't have seen it coming," Burnham said. "It would have swooped down behind you from a low-hanging tree branch and attacked from the back. It wanted to get its jaws around you. Once the teeth were embedded in your skin the venom could seep into the wound. The prey would rapidly go into shock, but it would still be living, and it might have seen itself being slowly devoured by this raptor."

The length of the dinosaur's fangs probably allowed it to penetrate the thick layer of feathers on the birds abundantly available as prey. Teeth at the tip of the snout may have then helped Sinornithosaurus pluck the feathers off its victims.

Recently scientists discovered venom in snakes and lizard was very ancient, dating back to roughly 200 million years ago. "It wouldn't surprise me at all if it dated back to their common ancestor with the dinosaurs," Burnham said.

Other raptors?

These findings are prompting the researchers to look more closely at other raptors.

"Preliminary results suggest that Microraptor may have been venomous too," Burnham said. When it comes to larger, more iconic raptors such as Deinonychus, "they were bigger animals, so they might have lost venom since they had other means of subduing prey, but then again, who's checked?"

There remains potential for many other discoveries in China. "This is just the tip of the iceberg," Burnham noted. "There are thousands of feet of sediment one can search that span an area from North Korea to Inner Mongolia, and it's proven hugely diverse, producing things one could have never imagined.

Martin, Burnham and their colleagues detailed their findings online December 21 in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

tiger's wood (latebloomer), Monday, 21 December 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...
three weeks pass...

watched this again at the cinema tonight. was actually a couple of moments when the audience audibly laughed at the exposition etc., best laugh was at the couple of close up shots of dr ian malcolm's greased torso as he lay injured.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 16 July 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

this is probably my favorite spielberg. "i didn't say i was scared."

my Sonicare toothbrush (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 16 July 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

but the raptors were still scary right?

one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 16 July 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

xp

one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 16 July 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, raptors were still scary.

i actually hadn't noticed attenborough is doing a scottish accent at times in the film, until today, cinema was howling whenever he cracked some ridiculous groundskeeper willie phrase.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 16 July 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

T-Rex attack sequence awesome, raptor stuff scary, much of the rest a risible if technically proficient mess.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 July 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link


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