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― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

^
the "secret symbol" that the President's daughter used in Spartan. It was her Cubist emoticon.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

This is not a productive day for me.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Me either. Stupid 4-day bender.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

A four-day bender that includes sausage-filled squid can't be all bad.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

It's true, it's true. You missed the part later in the night where my friend D@ve was drunk enough to talk about Iraq. Enlightening!

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

sausage-filled squid

!!!!

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I have pictures.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Gimme.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Sausage-filled squid? Dan, you have the best luck with meats.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hot Doug's should serve a squid-filled sausage.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, hafta wait until I get home and upload them though.

All it entailed was some friends grilling calimari and discovering that the squid's body was basically a tube once it was cleaned... A tube that (when cooked) was roughly the same diameter as the kielbasa I had brought. One thing led to another, and the squid got penetrated. Then it was passed around. Quite tasty with a green chile marinade!

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, that is amazing.

One thing led to another, and the squid got penetrated.
One thing led to another, and the squid got penetrated.
One thing led to another, and the squid got penetrated.
One thing led to another, and the squid got penetrated.
One thing led to another, and the squid got penetrated.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

My friend Nick in Chicago recently had a going away party for another friend. Apparently he got an entire lamb from a Halal market and roasted it on a spit in his backyard, organs and everything. Then people ate it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Oof. I'd want the organs removed. Otherwise, sounds great.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

this weekend i got drunk in the quarter, got arrested for public intoxication, spent a long fucking day in jail, went to court today, paid my fine and now i'm done with the mess.

today in court the docket included the following names

donald duk
steven king
donna reed
jodie foster

donna reed was the only one present.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF Jesse!

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, what do you have to do to get arrested for public intoxication in the fucking French Quarter?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Pass out on a stoop without your driver's license, it seems.

I think it all sounds a little suspicious on the part of the NO cops, but what do I know. NOT MUCH THAT'S WHAT.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i was seated upon a stoop, resting my eyes.

the cop (tyr0n3 m1lls) said he would have just given me a ticket, but it's illegal to go around without ID in the state of LA. and they said that i would have to produce ID before i could get out, even if I posted bond and blew the whole department.

i met a young man who works in the campus rec marketing dept. at a local university. he is about 3 inches shorter than me, a soccer player and cute as a button. he and i have been emailing. he was charged with dui and driving the wrong way down a 1-way street (which was not marked at his turn because the storm blew down the signs, but whatever).

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

This event makes the my username more interesting. Especially considering the bars I had been to earlier in the night and the meaning of "pig" in gay slang.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Gentles and Ladymen: I give you the squidsausage, held by its
inventor, T0m@s Br0k@w.

http://static.flickr.com/89/235418554_cdb87e9f38.jpg

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my. That's meaty.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

T0m Br0kaw?

The squid sausage doesn't look as god as I had hoped.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

T0m Br0kaw?

OMG YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON EVAR TO SAY THAT!!!`1

Yeah, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing. It tasted okay.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning!

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't deal with squidsausage this early.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Or ever.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Me either. Especially since I had these gross soy tacos last night. Normally, they are f'n delicious, but the grocery store didn't have the kind of fake meat we normally get. This one seemed more like raw meat. Yuck!

But enough about that.

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

happy birfday sarah!

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Amanda!

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

HBS!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TYJ!

The folks at work didn't know, but I did wake up to Nick singing Happy Birthday to me. :-D

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That's so cute it makes me want to put my eyes out. And I didn't even see it.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy Birthday, Sarah. You're as good as pie.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks. One of my coworkers just told me 29 was the worst year of her life, but, hey, maybe I'd like it. ha ha

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I think this convention of always having cake for your birthday is limiting to say the least, if not a touch silly. I say, To hell with convention. You get a birthday pie.

http://www.oxfordfrozenfoods.com/images/pie.jpg

That's wild blueberry. :)

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i2.tinypic.com/oq9lr5.gif

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and sorry the squidsausage is too real for y'all! :) We had lots of normal food there too.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

Who the hell is PZ?

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

My image is not here.

That was a picture of a birthday squid.

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Feliz cumpleanos, Sarah!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i had birthday pie my first 5 years in chicago.

happy birthday sarah.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's an irony for you: on the Timberlake thread on ILM, I started a debate by calling bullshit on the Lex for saying, essentially, "Why would I know who David Byrne is?"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Who's David Byrne? :D

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy birthday Sarah Boo!

In a stunning display of procrastination, I wrote a Chicago-specific myspace survey so every body go take it now.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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