the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

Either that or in the cabinet.

The beach boys Mike Love??

> tesco value liddle

Rod Lidl

Given that Coren likes to insult women for being 'barren', he's probably unlikely to get a post under Theresa May.

first through seventh responses to original purves tweet deliver

Reports suggest May disliked Justine Greening for being critical in cabinet meetings and anti-grammar schools. So she was essentially sacked for being too competent for the Tories.

— Frances Ryan (@DrFrancesRyan) January 9, 2018

> tesco value liddle

Rod Lidl

Brilliant ^

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/2aeed6f2ac18e11087a01ef274e69fb298497706/95_410_3298_1978/master/3298.jpg?w=620&q=20&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&dpr=2&s=37e6a908f2e5fc67a109a222fe1e8f50

White male ministers risk being unfairly 'hoofed out' in Theresa May's reshuffle, complains Philip Davies MP

wadda bunch xp

Shame that it was left waiting for the tap in tbh

whither the white male minister?

unbelievable

Philip Davies should be hoofed into the sun

otm.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/02/is-philip-davies-fit-to-be-an-mp

not gonna spoil the answer for anybody

Virgin Trains drops Daily Mail as it deems paper 'not compatible with our beliefs' https://t.co/ntkkKlb4HW

— Stop Funding Hate (@StopFundingHate) January 9, 2018

Save the Wh(ite m)ale Ball

You'd have to be pretty addled to suspect that May is shielding a feminist conspiracy, when she compromises for the men that won't budge and sacks the woman.

meanwhile virgin trains are cool with their grinning idiot owner personally attacking jeremy corbyn for the crime of telling the truth about not being able to find a seat

Ha “we don’t even sell many papers anyway so”

Daily Mail responds to Virgin Trains ban on selling the paper on-board its carriages https://t.co/aZyAEiRd58 pic.twitter.com/DL97VLbCRg

— Press Gazette (@pressgazette) January 9, 2018

ah the classic self-own defence, expertly deployed

Gove always looks like he's just received an unexpected prostate exam

re that cabinet pic above

two things re: cabinet photo - a) grudgingly impresses that the government has lasted this long as they all hate each other and have to cram in like that. I couldn’t handle that level of closeness with people I like!

b) who is fake Gove beside/behind May? I thought it was actually him until I saw him on the right side of the photo.

If they only sold seventy, then what's the point of having them on the train, taking up space etc?

being in Cameron's cabinet look like it was a right laugh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/12/11/28957D6700000578-3078130-Mr_Cameron_told_his_ministers_that_the_Tories_are_now_the_real_p-a-18_1431427936191.jpg

who is fake Gove beside/behind May?

is it the same as beside david cameron sir jeremy heywood

feel like schools should maybe start teaching what "free speech" means and why it doesn't really exist in the UK anyway

This is more like it:

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/corbyn-labour-community-campaign-unit-transform-the-labour-party-again-a8149886.html

Whether the Tories are in Government or not, the question on how to make the UK un-governable should they ever be in power -- and for the left to be stronger still should they not be...this is all developing, but its an excellent move.

Guys guys guys

Rebrand sterling post brexit as.....Britcoins....

It's all gonna be fine

that’s the best post-brexit plan i’ve heard so far tbh

MayCoin. Get Boris on the Block chain.

Brandon Lewis is making me feel quite good about my aging process. Every cloud...

"During his time as leader of the council he co-hosted The Eric and Brandon Show with local MP Eric Pickles on Phoenix FM, a local radio station in Brentwood"

Michael Gove’s barista is our HERO pic.twitter.com/o7TTa5Dn8y

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 9, 2018

For real?

Nope.

awww

Never mind.

Jeremy Corbyn spokesman says a Labour government would overturn Virgin’s ban on the Daily Mail: “There would be no bans on a publicly-owned railway."

— Kevin Schofield (@PolhomeEditor) January 10, 2018

Daily Mail won't know which way to turn.

hence the pointless dig

spokesperson strategically omitting to mention that paul dacre will be among the first against the wall when the glorious corbynite revolution comes

no need to ban what you've already liquidated

that is a truly wonderful piece of PR there

Hoping what Corbyn really means there is with nationalised rail just won't sell shit fascist rags on its trains so nothing to ban as such.

"You've got one bullet, you can shoot Branson or Dacre, which do you choose?"

"Push their heads together and do both"

Sometimes I have my doubts about yer man Corbyn, whether he's equal to the challenge of the historical moment, but then he'll come out with something like that and I'm back to O captain my captain

Imagine this being the thing you regret saying.

Tim Farron would like to make it really clear that he does actually think gay sex is a sin and he was pressured to say otherwise during the election campaign. https://t.co/z8qWQhIFPz

— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) January 10, 2018

luv2be principled enough to say homosexuality is a sin but not quite principled enough to say it on the campaign trail

you gotta have faith