the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

Michael Gove’s barista is our HERO pic.twitter.com/o7TTa5Dn8y

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 9, 2018

For real?

Nope.

awww

Never mind.

Jeremy Corbyn spokesman says a Labour government would overturn Virgin’s ban on the Daily Mail: “There would be no bans on a publicly-owned railway."

— Kevin Schofield (@PolhomeEditor) January 10, 2018

Daily Mail won't know which way to turn.

hence the pointless dig

spokesperson strategically omitting to mention that paul dacre will be among the first against the wall when the glorious corbynite revolution comes

no need to ban what you've already liquidated

that is a truly wonderful piece of PR there

Hoping what Corbyn really means there is with nationalised rail just won't sell shit fascist rags on its trains so nothing to ban as such.

"You've got one bullet, you can shoot Branson or Dacre, which do you choose?"

"Push their heads together and do both"

Sometimes I have my doubts about yer man Corbyn, whether he's equal to the challenge of the historical moment, but then he'll come out with something like that and I'm back to O captain my captain

Imagine this being the thing you regret saying.

Tim Farron would like to make it really clear that he does actually think gay sex is a sin and he was pressured to say otherwise during the election campaign. https://t.co/z8qWQhIFPz

— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) January 10, 2018

luv2be principled enough to say homosexuality is a sin but not quite principled enough to say it on the campaign trail

you gotta have faith

Waiting to hear Tim Farron has been caught cottaging TBH.

Newsnight just ridiculously irrelevant these days

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John Sweeney traipsing down to Canvey Island to have a good old chinwag with some leery old farts in a pub about what's wrong with this country. Plus the inevitable balding old Yorkshireman in the studio.

This is a gem from the archive - here's new Work and Pensions Secretary of State Esther MacVey guide to personal development, "changing your dream into reality". It's so 1996. #reshuffle pic.twitter.com/2rbyY24EyD

— Jack Evans (@jackcevans) January 9, 2018

several inexplicable choices here, but I'm particularly baffled by the decision to include GRIFF RHYS JONES in their Deacon Blue soundtracked montage of successful people along with Richard Branson, Bill Gates, Anita Roddick etc - was GRJ really considered an avatar for the concept of success in the mid-1990s?

NEW - @Nigel_Farage has changed his mind and says “maybe” we now should have a second referendum on the entire Brexit vote

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff) January 11, 2018

Poor lamb misses the thrill of the chase.

I assume he thinks another vote would result in a massive majority for his side.

A friend of mine knew a comedy writer (he was a writer on the BBC 3 smash hit Smoking Room) who did some writing work for GRIFF RHYS JONES once, and his brief was to "keep it rambunctious and hilarious".

i associate GRJ with poor anger management

I associate "successful people" with let's destroy capitalism

Isn't he extraordinarily wealthy like far beyond his couple of good sketches in the 80s and slow exposure as an empire loving bollox since would suggest

I associate Denis Nordern with It'll Be Alright On The Night, no matter what Griff Rhys Jones might think.

The new IBAOTN is very poor stuff - not GRJ's fault but he does overegg the clips like they're gonna be great, and they aren't.

DN in different league from an Oxbridge face puller like GRJ.

Ya, lots of ppl fluffing lines, dodgy sets falling apart not good enough imo

deems, he founded talkback so he's been so he's been lolling in that buzzcocks cash for years

And McGrath hattrick, is that right?

Jesus what a number

Ya, lots of ppl fluffing lines, dodgy sets falling apart not good enough imo

And that's before they play the clips amiriteladiesangennelmen? I'm here all week etc.

And McGrath hattrick, is that right?

yeah w/ jimmy mulville, rich as fuck on licence payers cash

When McDonnell described Esther McVey as a "stain on humanity" he was completely out of order, she's much worse than that. I only just noticed her and Phil Davies were once an item, jesus that's scarier than being trapped in lift full of GRJ clones.

this revisionism cannot stand: IBAOTN was always bad and never good and nordern's shtick was just unwatchable

rich as fuck on licence payers cash

i'm not necessarily against the licence fee btw, just against rory mcgrath and grj

the moral arc of an ilx thread can be long, but it bends toward rory mcgrath

Looks Familiar was the real Norden horrorshow.

LOL. Afternoons on ITV in the 70s were something else.

Or was that the 80s?

Good grief, 1970 to 1987!

Christ. Norden STILL LIVES

the theme tune to Farmhouse Kitchen is one of my favourite pieces of music

while we're on 70s ITV I mean

lotta great folky jazzy tv music in the 70s

Griff sold Talkback at the turn of the century and apparently lost a plurality of his share of the proceeds to Lehmann Brothers' collapse, he wouldn't have earned off of Buzzcocks per se at all

well that's the first time he's made me laugh for years

*distant angry grunts*

I was always cheered and surprised, for a long time*, that Dennis Norden continued to turn up and present that programme.

[*Proustian sentiment]

I remember Mark S and I discussing DN before - was MS comparing Maconie to DN? (He also compared George Steiner to Maconie which I then put into print in a Marxist philosophy journal)

in a comparison between Maconie and Norden I'm not sure which one should feel slighted