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im personally sick and tired of waiting to be murdered by a hacked sex robot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be sexed by a hacked murderbot

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link

The more I hear about all of this stuff the more I'm convinced the person behind at least one of these "currencies" will turn out to be an 11-year-old named JR

very stabbable gaius (wins), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

Isn't bitcoin an instantiation of teledildonics, in a way?

the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link

bitcoin has certainly fucked thousands of people right enough

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

I don't have the energy to do it right now but I kind of want to photoshop one of those old comic frames (of the roy lichtenstein type) of a man about to kiss a woman, and they each have speech bubbles but the dialogue is just bitcoin keys

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

send me bitcoins and i will do it for u

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be murdered by a hacked sex robot

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be sexed by a hacked murderbot

― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd only considered one of these, but I'm for both now

mh, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

When you request sexual consent via LegalFling and the response is negative, that denial is permanently stored in the cockblockchain

mick signals, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

the friendchainzone

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

incelcoin

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

lag∞n i would make little ilxcoins with u

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

cool do u know how to program computers lol (i do but prob not good enough to make a coin)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

feeling very inspired rn

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link

block my chain up

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

I can't turn my face into a coin!

Or can I???

the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link

ILX should offer a crypto. Perhaps YSICoin

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

i'll give it another shot this weekend

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link

yassss

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

Bitcoin conference stops accepting BTC due to high fees. https://t.co/cSaqYHscl0

— Louis (@Luwhi) January 10, 2018

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

I hope it never dies

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

Ban Luhwi Jagger

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTIrWLmW4AASyu1.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

That could be us!

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

Time to do an *ILPO*

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link

i'm rich https://i.imgur.com/ocqAYmh.png

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link

omg

i'll seriously buy some just to be part of history

Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link

wait for the ICO

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:30 (six years ago) link

wait...does this have the support of traditional financial institutitions? because if it does, then this coin is history! or a legend! wait, what

Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link

all jokes aside though, holy shit! i didn't realize you could make a cryptocurrency/wallet that quickly??

Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:32 (six years ago) link

donations accepted at ILXcoin address: 1CH7XgXsG9b2itZ8tpkdw4u8uyG4L1XMR7

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:32 (six years ago) link

plz sir i want but to mine

lag∞n, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link

i just took the bitcoin source and more or less changed BTC to ILX, the hard part is creating the new blockchain which i sort of had working yesterday. but today i can't figure out why i'm 27 hours behind and the headers aren't syncing

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:34 (six years ago) link

these are temporary issues - expect ILXcoin to triple in value or more pending their resolution

Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link

Typical

Ilx sells

No one buys it

infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 08:11 (six years ago) link

<3

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVTF3T0X0AAqUro.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

kinda lol but still, amazing how that insane run up in 2014 is now effectively a blip

frogbs, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

bitcoins are dumb and bad and ppl who like them are also dumb and bad

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:19 (six years ago) link

sub in stock market for bitcoin and you're still right

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVGavKEVMAAxKnm.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link

xp sub in "making more than 0.5% on investments" and you're the coolest person not making any money on your investments

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

xpost loool

you know, in the end it wasn't about money. it was about the people

https://i.imgur.com/Uvtu7uF.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

The real currency was friendship all along.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

buy low on friendship, because i believe we're in a bull market, my speculative friends

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link

it's called gambling lads

live a little

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

gambling against people with who have millions of dollars and powerful computer programs they are using to break the law

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

that's not really a gamble

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

makes u think

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link


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