marketing of masculinity

still my favorite out of the manscent commercials genre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU

damn, Bronson really poured the Mandom on. Thought for a minute he was going to perform an act of self immolation.

what was the one with the ad that was like "if your grandpa hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist", please imagine your grandparents fucking

Are you referring to Sexy Grandpa? Great scent. Smelled like war bonds and the Dumont Network.

I decided that masculinity was a scam when I came into the classroom on the first day of year 8 and found two boys discussing the various lynx scents with an air of authority

Thread delivering again

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/03/15/yogurt-005-cd7c076c4ee341bf948caa3d0d740146b1663f73-s800-c85.jpg

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/03/15/yogurt-005-cd7c076c4ee341bf948caa3d0d740146b1663f73-s800-c85.jpg

http://www.butterflylondon.com/wp-content/uploads/r-POWERFUL-YOGURT-large57011.jpg

BULLSHIT YOGURT

omg lol
yogurt for men

fat free yogurt is so gross

BROGURT

I saw an Oikos yogurt ad on tv yesterday that was one of these! The website is over half women in stylish fitness gear, but it's got black packaging and the ad featured a football player talking about eating his yogurt.

All the world loves a lover
All the girls in every landom
And to know the joy of loving
Is to live in the world of Mandom

So the yogurt container has actual abs cut into it. I want to attach pipe cleaners and googly eyes, but that would mean actually buying one.

do it

for the content

https://mancavecrafteats.com/

It was only a few seconds but I still spent way too long wondering what a 'craf teat' was.

'Man cave' is basically my least favorite neologism of the 21st Century.

http://www.countryliving.com/gardening/garden-ideas/a35458/how-to-make-your-own-she-shed/

he shed she shed by the seashore

She shed you don't undershtand what I shed

WE ARE A COALITION OF CREATIVE MINDED, RENEGADE FOOD GEEKS. OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVE. WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT.

OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVEWE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT

OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVE

How do I parse? Shit broetry.

Our drive to create, and our desire to disrupt, are the core of the man cave. The core of the cave. The cave’s core is creative. And destructive. Creativity on the one hand and the desire to disrupt are on the other.

Not disruption, but the desire to disrupt.

Men want to make stuff, and think about disruptive stuff and that is deep in their holes.

People are getting so good at confidently and casually spewing utter bullshit.

Men are!

WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT. I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE. EBEORIETEMETHHPITI

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeI2HiCjlIn/?hl=en&taken-by=versace_tamagotchi

hey so on this Facebook music listening group i asked something about the name 4 Men With Beards and someone replied that the name is a joke, that the records are "for men with beards." good lord at not only me missing the joke but also that terrible name.

didn't know where else to post it so etc etc

LIVE OUT LOUD
PUNCH YOUR DREAM
FUCK YOGURT
DRINK MANDOM
CARESS YOUR MEATS
MAKE THE WORLD YOUR MAN CAVE

xp that's a good x-post to "Things you were shockingly old when you learned"

also: god damn it, I just got it

ugh i hate seeing "4 men with beards" in huge letters when i look at a record
it has always irritated me because 1) it lacks imagination and 2) thanks (no thanks) for the image of 4 men with beards on my shirley collins reissue, you self-involved jerks

i remember how crestfallen i was to open Scott 4 and see that logo on the center label.

That is making me reassess "4 Non Blondes."

always curious about those vinyl reissue labels. seems like you can just get license to print the 2 most famous Iggy Pop albums rip those CDs and send them to UPR.

I always heard 4 Men With Beards had ties to the Italian mob
also I think they are notorious for ripping CD masters to vinyl
but some of their stuff is nice
they are like the sketchy parking lot version of Light in the Attic

i think i only have one (two?) of their records but i feel aggravated when i see the logo

Cory "Sludge" Cove, one of the hosts of our local sports talk station's (KFAN) Power Trip Morning Show is a HUGE 311 fan like he travel to see them at Red Rocks and stuff and says without a doubt they are the best band ever, way better than the Beatles or anyone, he got in an argument with one of the Boomer hosts about 311 vs. the Beatles, it's almost weird

but he also famously only eats chicken strips

read that post three times and it should be depressing but I'm giggling

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVcjBumXUAEmff3.jpg:small

Bet he wears a vest though.

I think I prefer the German version

http://car-use-blog.eu/lat/wp-content/plugins/special-recent-posts/cache/srpthumb-p7660-450x249-no.jpg

real men can't drive?

we die like real men: cursing our pea brained masculine stupidity as our chest cavity fills with the blood from our ruptured aorta.

isn't the german version meant to be an ironical commentary on the shittiness of the car?

of course the american version has to distort it into something 100% earnest and over the top macho

^^ gets it

https://i.imgur.com/JC4yAv1.jpg