Actors Are Cattle ... Voting open for the next ILX film poll of the Greatest Movie Directors of All Time! (DUE: Jan. 5, 2018)

xp -- that was my thinking behind my worst-director vote, which got a "Bold!" from Eric. Looking forward to the rollout.

Alright, here are the directors who all received one vote for worst director. They are in a 16-way tie for third place.

Michael Bay
Stephen Daldry
Dennis Dugan
Federico Fellini
Veit Harlan
John Landis
Baz Luhrmann
David Mamet
Oscar Micheaux
Gaspar Noé
Brett Ratner
Guy Ritchie
M. Night Shyamalan
Steven Spielberg
Quentin Tarantino
Edgar Wright

I didn't know about the worst director bit, but +1 on Michael Bay. Sometimes the obvious answers are the correct ones.

now that I'm actually thinking about this I'd like to belatedly vote for Lars Von Trier

Felini in there is some nice challops to start the weekend with

loooool love the worst runner up list

Fellini 😀

Xp

I didn't know about the worst director bit, but +1 on Michael Bay. Sometimes the obvious answers are the correct ones.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, January 12, 2018 7:39 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Michael Bay was my vote. Him and his ilk (Joel Schumacher etc) are a disgrace to film. Abusers.

I didn't know I could vote for best director; otherwise, Sean Baker would've gotten 10 votes.

Fellini was my vote.

My vote was for Micheaux (historical significance yes, but everything I've seen from him was excruciating to watch). I considered Tom Ford, who in my opinion is batting .000, but wasn't sure two features was a sufficiently large body of work.

so this means the one I voted for got more than one vote!

My guess for worst on ilx would be Vincent Gallo

Stephen Daldry was my vote. He's not quite .000, though I haven't seen Billy Elliot in a long while so maybe I will revise that opinion.

ffs if I voted for Gaspar Noe instead, I could have at least put him in 2nd place.

I honestly don't know who the top/bottom 2 are gonna be

(I voted Ritchie, not v inspired but my whole ballot was kinda thrown together & I forgot about the worst thing till the last second)

Agree about tom ford btw

LVT has those eurotroll tendencies that are The Worst but he has done stuff I like/love, noé I just cannot take seriously

Noé, Tarantino, Spielberg, Ford, Landis, Shyamalan all good calls tbf

I heard some damning material on UK film hacks on the R4 movie show the other day: First an in-depth examination of Baby Driver's soundtrack. Followed by an interview with the artist behind 3 Billboards explaining his art. Would have voted for either of them after listening to that nightmare.

haven't see Baby Driver yet and know nothing about it, but more than one person has told me they thought I would like it because of the soundtrack

How very "Blueshammer defense."

Fellini was indeed my reflexive answer for "worst." But that just means his temperament is not mine. Most everything I've seen--seven or eight films--left me cold, including a few attempts at 8-1/2. I did like La Dolce Vita the one time I saw it.

xxp

yeah didn't realise before voting it existed. might have voted nicholas roeg.
― plax (ico), Friday, January 12, 2018 1:47 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg...
― flappy bird, Friday, January 12, 2018 6:56 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reminds me that when I was in college I told a friend who was the head of the film society how much I liked Don’t Look Now. He said that he thought the 10 worst movies of all time were Don’t Look Now and any 9 Godard films

i voted brett ratner

X-Men 3 is on par with the first two tbh

How very "Blueshammer defense."

― Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Friday, January 12, 2018 7:55 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

And, with a robust two votes each, here are the directors tied as ILX's worst:

Terrence Malick

https://78.media.tumblr.com/07dc99a51470b52d06a49c08bbd81ace/tumblr_mt9ay1kzOB1s0t6o2o1_500.gif

Christopher Nolan

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BleakYellowGonolek-size_restricted.gif

Tune in next week to see which places any of those 18 directors earn in the actual list!

Oh yeah. I guess those two are unsurprising but yawn

Those aren't the two worst directors.

great gif choices

I voted for John "Lower, lower" Landis, whose direction was so bad that it killed people.

I pity the Spielberg voter btw

I went with M Shamanalahahlayaya. I support everyone’s decision on worst director though.

Not that anyone was worried, but I assure you, none of these votes factor in as negative votes in the main poll.

ie Oscar Micheaux in the top 10

(better than every blaxploitation director ever btw)

I pity the Spielberg voter btw

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:17 (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aye. And the Malick voters tho I guess they have each other for company

ok i was one of the Nolans fuck him he is the worst

Nolan was my vote too. Can’t say it was anything other than an emotional response. There are plenty of directors make overwrought films that I really like, but he is not one of them

I was one of the Malick votes. Surprised he got more than one! and fwiw the one film of his I sorta like is Days of Heaven.

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I have to say though, I did see Dunkirk since I voted, and it was the first film of his that I kind of liked

Days of Heaven is one of my favorite movies of all time

My knowledge of blaxsploitation is anything but comprehensive, but I do not remember ever experiencing 1) cringing or 2) boredom while watching any such title. For what that's worth.

when I was in college I told a friend who was the head of the film society how much I liked Don’t Look Now. He said that he thought the 10 worst movies of all time were Don’t Look Now and any 9 Godard films― Dan S, Friday, 12 January 2018 19:58 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't look now is Roeg's one good film

how could anyone dislike Bad Timing, a movie about an extremely healthy relationship between two people with good opinions and habits?

yeah plax, Bad Timing and Man Who Fell are fine with me

Is bad timing the one with art Garfunkel and a tracheostomy scar? Awful

lol

I pity the Spielberg voter btw

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:17 (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aye. And the Malick voters tho I guess they have each other for company

― i know kore-eda (or something), Friday, 12 January 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Here for your pity.

Realizing I probably should've linked this here: All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready For My Close-Up ... It's The ILXOR's Top 101 Director Poll Results Thread