All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready For My Close-Up ... It's The ILXOR's Top 101 Director Poll Results Thread

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97. Woody Allen
(375.5 points; 5 votes)

TOO MOLESTY

lol

I think when it comes to his placing, the earlier the funnier

lol, made the end of my ballot, glad he placed low

couldn't place him in my 50 faves but i like the funny stuff plenty, have never exposed myself to the Bergman rip-offs

I understand he still wears that beard when walking around town.

Not a single one of my ballot popped up yet, no love lost w/ Allen though too molesty otm

He probably doesn't want to be recognized.

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Bah, think I unfortunately left Denis off.

Watched my first Aldrich a few weeks ago.

Not looking fwd to fucking Polanski making this

101st feels about right

already the worst fucking poll ever

no one else revealed so far made a film as great as Intolerance

bye, guys

Glad we got that out of the way in the early going.

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96. Sergei Parajanov
(385 points; 5 votes)

the best Aldrich is Ulzana's Raid btw

Alright <3

xp

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You'd have been in a tizzy picking the coolest picture if you'd done diretors photos of this guy I tell ya

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95. Jim Jarmusch
(394 points; 6 votes)

Didn't think Jarmusch would crack the top 100.

I like him a fair bit and didn't consider him

I did consider him but I didn't vite for him

vite

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94. Olivier Assayas
(400.5 points; 6 votes)

Man, that ending is so good

for a while my favorite working director

Only seen Personal Shopper but nearly voted for him on that alone. Need to see Carlos

hell, even the one about the Limoges pottery factory is good

Assayas is the first director from today's results (so far) that I voted for too.

(Denis was one of the last I had to cut.)

Unfamiliar with his films. Are his other films as divisive as Personal Shopper seems to be?

if only Griffith had had K-Stew instead of Gish

old things are better, we know

Are his other films as divisive as Personal Shopper seems to be?

― call me by your name..or Finn (fionnland)

was it divisive? The only divisiveness I saw was whene Clouds of Sils-Maria was released (I didn't care for it).

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how the fuck would you know? xxp

Personal Shopper took its share of hits from people who are wrong.

In my personal experience, everyone seemed to love or hate it. Which of his films is your favourite?

I've still only seen Carlos (good!), Summer Hours (great!) and Boarding Gate (awful!)

Seeing Irma Vep pushed him up my ballot

Summer Hours is his best, and Carlos, Something in the Air, Irma Vep, Les Destinées sentimentales all solid.

been meaning to watch carlos for ~7 years now

Taking a little breather here because we have the first of the poll's three ties coming right up.

I guess Michael Curtiz tied with David Cronenberg.

Yay Parajanov! First of mine to make it.

waving my Suzuki pennant

I'm wearing my Suzuki tee.

resisting Ichiro wisecrack

<3 Irma Vep

xp

tie is obv between Rob Zombie and Roscoe Arbuckle

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92. (tie) Pedro Almodovar
92. (tie) G.W. Pabst
(401 points; 5 votes)

You were all so close!

absolutely haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Solaris and Stalker, I'll be fucked if I'm watching any more of that guy's tiresome nonsense

Tarkovsky's fine with me, but he's Ingmar's student

I think I've just about recovered from my early-20s attempt at watching Solaris to try him again.

Solaris is not a particularly punishing work, for him.

That's what I'm afraid of.

absolutely haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Solaris and Stalker, I'll be fucked if I'm watching any more of that guy's tiresome nonsense

wow !

well... try Ivan's Childhood, only 95 minutes! and really great!

the only thing that makes Solaris less "punishing" is how pretty it is. it's just as languorous as Stalker. i love both but Solaris is my favorite

I watched Stalker last summer in a theater and don't need to rewatch it.

stalker is gorgeous too

i tend to be able to only watch tarkovsky films once as well though i've seen solaris 4-5 times (i intended to write about it)

punishing tarkovsky is def the sacrifice

xp it is, and i didn't find it boring, but Solaris i could watch over and over. colloidal silver oceans & pink skies vs. sepia dust world and radioactive waste

mirror is the tarkovsky for skeptics i think.

my favorite is The Mirror fwiw, but Andrei Rublev not far behind

I thought The Sacrifice was relatively accessible (for him), and is a favorite of mine along with The Mirror

Nostalghia is definitely his most 'inaccessible' for lack of a better word - but if you're on his frequency it's astonishing.

You have to look at the lists side by side. Putting aside placement, half of the two lists overlap. So it comes down these 10 from their list vs. these 10 from the ILX list:

Cinematary 10: Kiarostami, Akerman, Malick, Ford, P.T. Anderson, Coppola, Yang, Kar-wai, Hawks, Dreyer

ILX 10: Powell & Pressburger, Fassbinder, Buñuel, Altman, Renoir, Lang, Antonioni, Wilder, Murnau, Bresson