Rejected parody threads

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

pretty sure some of them are already posting

stuff that chris brown liked.

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

Things you were shockingly high when you learned

Jordan Peterson: S/D

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)

"poo" art that prepared us

i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh

art that prepares us to "poo"?

What do you find strangly erotic?

What do you find strangely emetic?

neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric

ecliptic

Songs where you can "jear the hoin"

What's the best kind of slurry?

best songs shorter than 30 minutes

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com

lol you beautiful curmudgeon

Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.

how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]

🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)
🔘1 to 250 mL/day
🔘251 to 500 mL/day
🔘501 to 750 mL/day
🔘751 to 1000 mL/day

etc.

Lol

why do people leave ILX for food?

Al Hrabosky's Terrifying New Math

Why do people leave ILX for good charlotte?

Worst Sex Film In A Series

post mitchum_brothers.gif itt when u want to post mitchum_brothers.gif in another thread

37 Threads Every ilxor Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote

Things you were shockingly cold when you learned

Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their chores

Help me with my ass?

the last famous person you murdered upon discovering that they were actually still alive

Acts whose entire album output has been an incline in their early years, followed by a brief plateau, followed by a gradual decline, though fans still find value in their later work.

With no exception

Acts whose entire album output will have already been listed somewhere on ilx

Horses that will continue to have been flogged long after they've expired

the royals rankle ilx

are we giving in to stimulation?

I just quoted _The Third Man_ in full for the first time

voluble new posters

Best '10s Octogenerian Sex Comedies

Public shamen

Some of your least favourite records that turn 20 this year

Good thread idea. I wouldn't reject it.