Reveal Your Uncool Conservative Beliefs Here

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You get points

Pump vs pimp is a thinker

infinity (∞), Thursday, 18 January 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

you hardly knew 'er!

sarahell, Thursday, 18 January 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

(Real talk: I almost posted "cumpernickel" but stopped myself. Unnecessarily, as it turns out. Y'all went there.)

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 January 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link

Spunkernipple

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 January 2018 00:59 (six years ago) link

LADS

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link

I very often don't reveal my conservative beliefs here mainly because they're p cool imo

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

-teens are bad
-justin trudeau is pretty good

flopson, Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

I would say both are good, but bad

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

ie overall their usefulness to our worldview is positive despite the occasional and high profile drawbacks

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

trudeau should visit that japanese suicide forest wearing ritual seppuku attire next

sleepingbag, Monday, 26 February 2018 04:06 (six years ago) link

-teens are bad

disagree!

the kids are alright

the late great, Monday, 26 February 2018 04:44 (six years ago) link

I also disagree

teens are, in fact, the worst

but they keep being just a little better than the last set of teens, and/or that is an important story we have to tell ourselves to imagine any hope for our species

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 February 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link

I thought "Trudeau is good" was just a liberal as opposed to left view, not a conservative view.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 26 February 2018 05:30 (six years ago) link

Two sides of the same coin (a loony)

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 February 2018 05:39 (six years ago) link

bc liberal party (i think flopson is referring to bc libs specifically) have quite a few former conservatives, so they're a coalition of sorts

http://nationalpost.com/news/politics/b-c-liberals-hire-12-ousted-federal-and-alberta-conservatives-which-could-give-province-a-harper-tone

they're technically centre -- to the right of ndp and left of conservatives

bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 06:33 (six years ago) link

lib is the new conservative

flopson, Monday, 26 February 2018 06:38 (six years ago) link

lib is the new conservative

― flopson, Sunday, February 25, 2018 10:38 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's true!

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

love that image, going to sending it to friends for the next 6 months at least

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

well you and the rest of the world according to ctv last night

bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

Is he up for reelection at some point? Because if he were an American candidate, he'd lose the next election based on that picture alone.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link

Unrelated, I've started to develop some conservative-ish views of the effects of the sexual revolution. Basically I think birth control and delayed (or deliberately avoided altogether) reproduction has contributed to society becoming more sexualized and more obsessed with sex, porn, kink, etc. I think our bodies/hormones are still telling us to impregnate and to be impregnated and the fact that it's not happening as much as it "should" is confusing us and causing stronger sexual impulses to kick in. I guess what makes me not a true conservative on this is that it's just a theory for me and not something I think we should enact any changes based on. Overall I think the positives of the sexual revolution vastly outweigh this.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

oct 2019

he was already very unpopular before this incident

bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link

but he is likely going to win

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link

i am wasteful with paper towels. i often use them instead of cloth napkins and rags. i think maybe it doesn't matter.

marcos, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

(i know it matters overall, not everyone should be wasteful with paper towels, but does it matter if i, me, individually use them maaaan?

marcos, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

I despise select a size and will select more than one sheet even when one will suffice.

Jeff, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:02 (six years ago) link

I will admit I'm a bad green liberal but not because I believe it's ok, but because it's just a failing of mine

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

yeah individual-consumption scolding is a bad joke at this stage, and always was a kind of trick

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

(as sanpaku was posting yesterday tho it'll be a realer thing later)

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:36 (six years ago) link

As scientific understanding has grown, so our world has become dehumanized. Man feels himself isolated in the cosmos, because he is no longer involved in nature and has lost his emotional "unconscious identity" with natural phenomena. These have slowly lost their symbolic implications. Thunder is no longer the voice of an angry god, nor is lightning his avenging missile. No river contains a spirit, no tree is the life principle of a man, no snake the embodiment of wisdom, no mountain cave the home of a great demon. No voices now speak to a man from stones, plants, and animals, nor does he speak to them believing they can hear. His contact with nature has gone, and with it has gone the profound emotional energy that this symbolic connection supplied.

marcos, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link

I sort of believe that, but I think our sense of isolation grows more out of capitalist alienation than out of science per se.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

would argue the two go hand in hand

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

There's this thing called communism

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

go on

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

I don't see how communism can reconnect humans with nature.

had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

I'm not that familiar with Jung, but I wouldn't have thought he'd be considered uncool and conservative (despite recent Jordan Peterson associations).

rob, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

I don't see how communism can reconnect humans with nature.

― had (crüt), Thursday, March 15, 2018 3:50 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

five year plan to sit under a tree maaaaaan

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

dig it

marcos, Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

I'm not that familiar with Jung, but I wouldn't have thought he'd be considered uncool and conservative (despite recent Jordan Peterson associations).

― rob, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:55 (six minutes ago)

Aryan mystical woo racism is kind of conservative

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

I don't see how communism can reconnect humans with nature.

It made the Zhivagos move to a farm, iirc

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

xp
yeah I could be way wrong on this, but I would have thought the "mystical woo" aspects would make him unappealing to conservatives, but I guess it depends on how narrowly you want to define "conservative." I mean, marcos's quote is basically an argument in favor of paganism.

rob, Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:22 (six years ago) link

Appealing to fascists then, how's that?

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link

identity politics is fucking exhausting

marcos, Saturday, 24 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

Go on

Evan, Saturday, 24 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

ya, sucking cock is exhausting

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 March 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

apt

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 24 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

The phrase “toxic masculinity” is badly conceived and the fact that it sounds like it means masculinity is toxic makes it counterproductive. The fact that you have to explain it every time you use it makes it worthless

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Saturday, 24 March 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

The things that are bad about “toxic masculinity” are just the things that are bad about masculinity, the extra adjective essentially signifies “#notallmen”

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 24 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

iirc a non-negligable number of ppl who use the idiom believe that all "masculinity" is toxic

Mordy, Saturday, 24 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link


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