should i grow a beard?

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how is a beard dated fuck off

clouds, Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link

tbf I didn't mean so much "big beards" as overly styled steampunky big beards

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:03 (six years ago) link

Feel like it’s starting to fill out

https://imgur.com/a/uuBgR

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:08 (six years ago) link

ahh then yes agreed but that was never a good look to begin with

clouds, Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:29 (six years ago) link

looks good imo. nice sleepy dad pic too lol

marcos, Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link

i just got into beard oil recently, i have a short beard but it def helps with the under-beard skin not getting dried out and gross and there are tons of amazing scents.

for trimming i just got this guy for xmas: https://www.usa.philips.com/c-p/BT7215_49/norelco-beardtrimmer-7200-vacuum-beard-trimmer-series-7000

and i'm a huge fan. it's precise and comfortable and the vacuum is a huge help with cleanup. i used to dread trimming but now it's a pleasure.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:58 (six years ago) link

Every weekday morning!

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, January 19, 2018 1:32 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag PostPermalink

It takes about 10 seconds in the shower.

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Shower every morning!

lana del boy (ledge), Sunday, 21 January 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

i've decides the reason i have a beard is so i can spend zero time on facial hair care. it keeps itself to a reasonable length, bit straggly but not too bad, could shave my neck but fuck it i'm a dad now so i'm allowed to look a bit rough round the edges.

lana del boy (ledge), Sunday, 21 January 2018 12:43 (six years ago) link

dad privilege

Luna Schlosser, Sunday, 21 January 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

xxp otm

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 January 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

I think objectively I look better with a beard but I don’t want one.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 03:40 (six years ago) link

I get in a habit of letting it grow for a week and a half and I start to get compliments but then I always decide to shave it off

treeship 2, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link

you should suit yourself. it's your face.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 03:53 (six years ago) link

But you should also try to suit your face tbh

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 08:48 (six years ago) link

so far my fav thing about growing a beard is actually the tiny hands of my kids curiously feeling the beard

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 25 January 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

<3

marcos, Thursday, 25 January 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I got that norelco vacuum trimmer as recommended and gave it my first trim tonight as it was looking scraggly -- used the 7.5 guard and it definitely has more of that neat "corporate beard" look to it now. Took several passes to get it even, my beard hairs are pretty thick.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:20 (six years ago) link

man

you've sold out

j., Friday, 9 February 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

lol yeah

I do want to grow it a little longer but I've heard it's better to trim it even from time to time while growing it out

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link

I’m going to bring it back I think

El Tomboto, Friday, 9 February 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I feel like people respond to me differently with the beard. Whether that's a result of its effect on my own psychology or on my appearance, it's a good thing.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 25 February 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link

is this the thread where we recommend a decent trimmer preferably retailing around 100 euros?

niels, Sunday, 25 February 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

Get a Wahl if you can. I got the Peanut based on the wirecutter rec and it does a good job + super easy to clean.

https://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-beard-trimmer/

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 February 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

that's very reasonably priced, thanks!

niels, Sunday, 25 February 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

I feel like people respond to me differently with the beard.

Not noticed in my case, but when i went conventional stache only style for last 2 summers this seemed def true (plus family mostly _loathe_ it lol).

Global Arming's Terrifying Old Math$ (Hunt3r), Sunday, 25 February 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KenydTXfzvo

sleepingbag, Sunday, 25 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

Does anyone trim their underbeard shorter than their beard? My beard is both wooly and a little patchy, so I need to grow it long enough to cover the patches, but if I grow the underbeard to the same length it starts to add volume that I don't want.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

Yes, I trim to 3mm on the moustache and underchin area, 5mm for chin and jawline UGH TOO MUCH INFORMATION MAKES ME SOUND LIKE CRAIG DAVID

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

I shave in the direction of Joel-Kinnaman-in-The-Killing now, but I still refuse to use the trimmer more than once every couple of weeks so it sometimes gets a bit 1970s

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 July 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

man alive, I would strongly recommend you trim your beard in whatever way you think looks nicest on you and you're willing to put up with.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 July 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

so basically RIP IT OUT ONE HAIR AT A TIME

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 July 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

FWIW I switched to a Wahl trimmer and find it works way better than the Philips -- takes less than half the time to do an even trim. I'm experimenting with lengths now -- gradually increasing the guard size I use and I'm up to the 16mm for the face and 10 or 13mm for the underside (plus a little spot trimming). Kind of curious to see whether it gets more or less bushy as it lengthens. I've also been combing it a lot with the tiny fine comb that came with the trimmer, which seems to help with the unruliness.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

keeping a short covering in situ for a while now

ive hair like brillo tho

obv dont want to purchase anything that whiney would rightly mock on a thread about the immorality of marketing anything towards men

so can anyone tell me how to soften my beard while avoiding paying ten times whats necessary for something in a lumberjack tin

thanks x

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 19 July 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

Jojoba oil.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

thks jojosh

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 19 July 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

I use conditioner. Also bought some beard oil and some beard balm, which I haven't used yet.

beard papa, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

just normal conditioner?

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

I've always heard that conditioner, while it makes your beard feel soft, is actually bad for your face. Maybe that's bs.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

yeah, just normal hair conditioner.

Hmm... Now I guess I need to look into whether it’s bad for skin. Haven’t noticed anything bad yet. I use some Aveena stuff.

beard papa, Saturday, 20 July 2019 07:42 (four years ago) link

The cheap coconut oil shampoo from the health food store does very well for me. Good for the skin too.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 July 2019 00:46 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Sometimes I wonder: will I ever go back? I think not. Or at least not until my face looks much older.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I briefly shaved mine off and didn’t like the result. Have grown it back to 9mm and I think I’m just going to keep it there. I find a daily 2-min trim is the best way to keep it neat - catch those stray longhairs and give the edges a chance to grow in for a fuller shape.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 18 September 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

This is more of a sideburns Q than a beard Q, but I have been trying to keep my beard neater and trimming it more regularly (I wear it short). As my hair grows, I've noticed it's really hard to trim my sideburns in a way that looks good without getting a bit of a toupee effect, i.e. the point at which my sideburns meets where my hair gets longer always looks fucked up. I've tried lifting the trimmer gradually and "fading" it, but I can't get it right. Any tips?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 1 May 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link


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