D'AWWWWCTOPUS: post yr images of adorable octopuses here (no squid allowed)

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good to see octopuses share my ‘fuck squid, they are garbage’ outlook

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

I strongly condemn these vile displays of cephalopod racism

you can make fun of birthday parties all you want (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

i can't bring myself to eat octopus anymore tbh

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 24, 2018 11:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same, i phased it out in the last year or so.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

Giant Pacific Octopuses aren't so much cute as beautiful.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/b71bc8cbfdf2395b4df549cadfeba57f/tumblr_o4ys49vfDl1uap0hno1_1280.jpg

Also they are very DNFW:

https://youtu.be/_HNZePQosxU

Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

i can't bring myself to eat octopus anymore tbh

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 24, 2018 11:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same, i phased it out in the last year or so.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, January 24, 2018 1:20 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just curious, why?

marcos, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

feels wrong to eat something so patently intelligent, mainly

hypocritical and/or logically inconsistent, i know, since i do still eat other animals, but there’s just something about octopuses 🤷‍♂️

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link

xp yeah that's basically my take

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeZAhwVlsRl/

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 January 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link

I highly recommend the recent book "The Soul of an Octopus" by Sy Montgomery. Some amazing stories of her getting to know them as individuals.

mick signals, Friday, 26 January 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

https://78.media.tumblr.com/1eed17006c93432d6a78b66c04a27660/tumblr_on4y8t4g5o1w5v92so6_500.gif

(film serial The Trail of the Octopus, dir. Duke Worne, 1919)

mark s, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link

hawt

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

octinderpus

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

just finished reading sy montgomery’s soul of an octopus, it is fkn rad and made me cry a couple of times

how do i shot octopus friendship

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FlEbQx8.gifv

mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link

d'awww indeed

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

octocuddles

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

fyi In Our Time had an episode on cephalopods recently

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link

I was amazed to learn that octopus are so short-lived. It takes smart mammals ages to mature, but these lil guys just come out of the gate like “good morning, I’m a scientist.”

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

Yes squid but if you complain you are heartless.

https://youtu.be/3ivMSCi-Y2Q

Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

Fantastic.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

Ed Yong! He's grand.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link

look at those tiny li’l suckers

what a cutie

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVnJ9nhV4AMN_lz.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 11 February 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link

https://youtu.be/wv7DfebpL7E

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:12 (six years ago) link

whoops...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv7DfebpL7E

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:14 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qw8bAdIS_E

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

<3 baby cthulhu

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 11:14 (six years ago) link

Oh, I hope octopuses replace us after the nuclear conflagration...

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

What a thread:

Good one, @TheEconomist, very original and not propagandistic at all.

Depicted:
1. 'The Economist,' 2018
2. 'St. Louis Globe-Democrat,' 1980
3. 'Catholic Library Service,' 1938
4. Fred W. Rose, 1877 pic.twitter.com/VvH429MytP

— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) February 24, 2018

xyzzzz__, Monday, 26 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

media that didn't get the "adorable" memo imo

mark s, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

Great thread.

I especially like the Alice the goon like Prussian octopus

"The Prussian Octopus," 1915.

This British map shows an aggressive Prussian octopus, the heart of the expanding German Empire, along with a rather sad-looking Austria Hungarian octopus. pic.twitter.com/kgLLxouOyU

— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) February 24, 2018

And the Chicago vice octopus

In honor of World Octopus Day, here's a 1910 illustration showing Chicago's Levee in the grip of VICE's tentacles. https://t.co/SzFaYpAt5F pic.twitter.com/jNWF4Cvo5U

— Robert Loerzel (@robertloerzel) October 8, 2017

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

nima shirazi good, demonising our octopals bad

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

Prussian bonobo octopals pretty adorable IMO.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

Was effusing about Soul of an Octopus earlier. Made me blub a bit.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

Does ILX support gifv?
https://i.imgur.com/17kwhW2.gifv

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

Okay video here

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

<3

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

sy montgomery describing the skin of an octopus head as ‘soft as custard’ has really stuck with me, that li’l guy looks totally strokable

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

I've photographed a number of them, but they're universally shy. Nearly all scuba divers will avoid harassing octopuses in their natural environment, but this little fella seems a bit odd. Don't inadvertantly stick a finger around their beak under the mantle, they can take the tip off in a single bite.

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

i was just gonna ask "don't they bite with that beak?" they look terrifyingly sharp.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

Their tongues are also covered in teeth (but that goes against the AWWW directive of this thread).

Rick Wokeman (Leee), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

Where's he goin'?

https://i.imgur.com/hO56wvK.gifv

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link

A very curious octopus. pic.twitter.com/EgSyRKT8SW

— Apolonis Aphrodisia (@A_aphrodisia) March 2, 2018

(this is the one sanpaku posted)

mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link


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