didn't know that. that's sick.
― palace of swears reversed (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
Staple it to yr mother's fridge!
I'm not saying all the charities do that. I could tell you which it was, but then mmm dangerous add disclaimers etc. Also, that they were the only one.
― Mark G, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link
which child is more noxious: sassy girl in the Robinson's ad or professional northerner being menaced by a giant Martin Keown. my vote's on the latter, but the lass is trying hard.
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
This is very belated but is there anybody more obnoxious than the man off the gladstone brooks ads? I have to mute the telly every time he comes on
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
is that the earnest "have you done it yet?" guy, cos he's a massive cunt
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
yeah it is, i shout threats about shivs at the tv when he's on
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
"What's going on?" is his opening salvo, I always look up at the telly and then hate myself for not muting as soon as the last race finished
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
I'm Michael and I spend my days off watching attheraces
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
i hope his guilty conscience keeps him awake at night
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
We've come a long long way together
― kinder, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
Are they saying we have to praise their bank? Because
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
I'm not sure if the Oak Furnitureland lads are the actual biggest twats on god's earth but they're in the running
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
"So-called disability" says hypocritical frozen chip-selling tosser of a marketer who clearly isn't familiar with the social model
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
Jesus Christ Alan Davies die you lispy cunt die die die
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link
Tbf, the material's not great for those quorn adverts.
― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link
Tbf NV OTM
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 March 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
He's only very slightly better in Damned, mind.
― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/zfAVxSAiac— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 4, 2018
― mark s, Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
i hate that sun bingo advert
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
all travel company ads. begone.
― kinder, Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
You're not "Dan", you're Marcus Brigstocke, unfunny dick
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
I'll just put the Marc Jacobs' "Dream baby dream" ad here, only because its far too short.
― Mark G, Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/they-need-die-nationwide-call-12150366
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 9 March 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
i find it really hard to believe those two are related tbh
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link
i'd probably stop short of wishing death upong them tho
Their ditties about family life are like Marmite - you either love them or hate them.
suggest one of these options is untrue
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link
flo and joan are bad but still better than the previous nationwide ad campaign where people recited their horrible poems
― soref, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link
on a sliding scale of horror you're right, gotta admit i find them more ignorable than fully noxious
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
oh jesus those poetry ads were like a glimpse into hell
flo and joan are basically an nth-generation photocopy of garfunkel and oates, who are (as with all musical comedians) already bad
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
^^^^^
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
"Can the sisters from the Nationwide adverts please die a horrible death," raged one annoyed viewer.
I don't remember writing this tbh.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
ambushed by a whole sequence of WOWCHERs yesterday (while watching australian masterchef 2016, so i still come out the winner)
― mark s, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link
yeah those wowcher adverts are really bad
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link
lol i quite like the sisters -- in a not-as-bad-as-ppl-are-saying kind of way -- but then i will also fiercely stan for pam ayres, fite me
(the poems were unbearable though)
― mark s, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link
itt: mark s fiercely stans for pam ayres while acknowledging her poems were unbearable
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
Shpock it.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
I know I'm old now but I don't think I know what Wowcher and Shpock are for.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link
pam's poems are good not bad, the poetry ads = vice versa
shpock it is worse than wowchers
― mark s, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link
wowchers = getting stuff shpock it = selling it again
― mark s, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link
Vinted = sloaney mum version of Shpock apparently
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link
bcz i (correctly) watch a fvckton of marple and midsomer, i see a lot of ads for (i) the alleviation of various conditions, (ii) stairlifts, (iii) cruises
some of them are american ads overdubbed but in all of them the acting is weirdly wooden and terrible
― mark s, Friday, 9 March 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link
Ditto life assurance and funeral cover ads.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
itt: mark s demonstrates his misunderstanding of the word 'correctly'
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link
Here's one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlSBNtkFiTo
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
i like the stairlift ad with Leonard from Butterflies
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 9 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link
At least the words to the schpock advert aren't still "schpock schpock schpock schpock-schpock-schpock".
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 10 March 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link
They are!
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 March 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link
Somewhere along the way it morphed into 'shpock it' repeated ad nauseum
― koogs, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
Looks like money supermarket got fed up of paying actors to be he-man / skeletor.
― koogs, Sunday, 11 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link
Lurpak wanker is back again
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 March 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link