Let's anticipate Justin Timberlake's Man of the Woods...?

i think he might have the chops to do something good

also this is neither here nor there, i enjoyed the first part of 20/20 when it came out but literally nothing timberlake's done since 2013 has suggested that he cares about music

wow that video is a fuckin disaster

blade runner 204hate

I was expecting an album filled with these:

https://youtu.be/9Aq4a7g_wdU

https://youtu.be/W7eYaJr1j-0

this is such a disastrous album. i'm 11 songs and what feels like three hours in

"sauce", the title track, "flannel", some of the most abysmal songs i've heard in years

there's an interlude in the middle where jessica biel talks about how she feels like she's "his" when she wears her husband's shirt

people have been citing "montana" as a highlight but to me it just sounds like a run off the mill album track from...idk chromeo or something

anyway! i hate this and hope it flops really hard! #justiceforjanet

I love this song so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baj6llvgpWA

i do really like that one

It’s not terrible but it goes to show timbaland and timberlake are severely out of touch.

ahah, oh wow that "Man of the Woods" song/video !
it confirms that it's all just a joke...

Does the album have a song called "Chiggers"?

https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5a73f551d12a6971e06f6de7/2:1/w_790/Justin%20Timberlake%20Man%20of%20the%20Woods.png

lol

the bear is a deep cut nod to his role as Boo Boo in the Yogi Bear movie

people have been citing "montana" as a highlight but to me it just sounds like a run off the mill album track from...idk chromeo or something

― monotony, Thursday, February 1, 2018 9:11 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think it’s just bc it’s the first sign of life after “flannel”

every song feels about two minutes too long but this time around the songs are only four minutes long anyway

I guess he thinks the Neptunes are his Jimmy Jam-Terry Lewis: co-creators of jams and ballads that sonically endlessly reinvent themselves.

I just got to the lyric, “But then your hands talkin’, fingers walkin’/Down your legs, hey, there’s the faucet.”

oh no

I swear to god this album and its videos are a tribute to the unabomber.

The pitchfork pan is pretty good

Timberlake may have yanked back the reins on the interminable song lengths of The 20/20 Experience, but many of these tracks still manage to overstay their welcome by a minute or two. They don’t have the hooks or the dynamism to justify their continued existence: phrases get recycled, breakdowns feel like intrusions from completely different songs, grooves are sought but remain undiscovered. “Midnight Summer Jam” is a sub-Robin Thicke boogie with a sub-John Popper harmonica solo; “Sauce” is Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” cut with a jug full of pond water. And there’s no refuge from the lyrics, which in many places engender the same mix of emotions you’d confront upon walking in on your parents having sex.

It's a clavinet not a harmonica

Walking in on your parents having sex is an accident, not an embarrassment.

Walking in on your parents not having sex is an embarrassment.

Length of song would be irrelevant if the songs were catchy and hooky (see: almost all dance music ever made).

Walking in on your parents having sex is an accident, not an embarrassment.

There's a poll idea in here.

Walking in on yourself having sex is potentially awkward.

Don't give him any ideas for his next black mirror cyber video.

“Sauce” is Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” cut with a jug full of pond water

read this as "poon water"

I'm calling it now: highlight of halftime show will be Janet performing Rhythm Nation, with JT sidelined a la Coldplay that year.

Walking in on yourself having sex is potentially awkward.

― Ned Raggett,

"Hey, Alfred, what's – whoa! Sorry!"

"Hey, man, it's all good. Join me!"

Ah, Florida.

There's the faucet? what does that mean?

Ah, Florida.

― Ned Raggett,

The state with the prettiest, etc

There's the faucet? what does that mean?

*extremely Dave Chappelle voice* pussy juice

It's a clavinet not a harmonica

if this is the case (haven't heard the song) the rest of the review can be written off, people who can't tell a clav from a harmonica are not qualified to write about music

No, I was wrong, it's a harmonica, courtesy of Elliott Ives. Huge self own

Rolling Harmonica Self Owns '18

mixtape for after you get harmsonned

? That's definitely a harmonica, though barely a solo.

hey a harmonica cell phone would rule

xpost Ha.

Man, that song was so annoying, like the worst ringtone for 5 minutes.

not sure I want to listen to the rest of the album after these 3 singles...

I fuck w/ a lot of this album btw

specifically tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 11, 14 & 15

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/albumreviews/justin-timberlakes-man-of-the-woods-album-review-w516240

That's a lot of songs to fuck with, I'll give you that.

i basically agree with whiney's review except i'd give it a lower rating. album doesn't really recover from "wave" -> "supplies." i like "the hard stuff" tho

also good review whiney, the sentence about "sauce" is amazing/hilarious/otm

Ha – Whiney dislikes the songs I think are okay.