Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

But my 6 year old would do that.

I tried just saying '45' but I couldn't keep doing it.

nicknames are silly imo. he's not the first bad president, you can just refer to him by name

Difference is, his name is a brand he licenses.

i believe 'donald butt' is a good compromise and will endorse this expression

donnie two scoops is still the best

no it's not, it's all stupid. playground nicknames? seriously? Trump is a virus & he's making everyone insane

ILM >>> ILE for maybe the first time since idk I first posted?

j/k i always preferred ilm ;)

I agree that he is a virus and he's making us all insane and we should just use his name, but also I have been calling farts "trumps" from the age of 5 because that's what they are called.

truly, we must treat Donald Trump with the dignity he deserves

finding the nicknames stupid has nothing to do with dignity

flappy bird otm. The cute albeit belittling nicknames make me cringe. It acknowledges this level of familiarity that I deeply wish I didn’t have.

This is a good use of our time

i usually call him "our president"

guys this is a stupid argument I didn't mean for it to be taken with deathly seriousness. glad to see everyone in usual formation, though

We need more discourse

when they invent the profanity strong enough to describe how i feel about president trump i'll use it. until then i'll stick with "president trump" or "the president of the united states".

yeah

I googled "Donald Butt" and was directed to a deviantart page that's mostly screencaps of Donald Duck's ass

<3

^said ass

when they invent the profanity strong enough to describe how i feel about president trump i'll use it. until then i'll stick with "president trump" or "the president of the united states".

we could spit on the ground like the romanians in that doubtlessly historically accurate snl sketch

Trump Diary- Eric pic.twitter.com/LDNzuEbkWr

— kyle Dunnigan (@kyledunnigan) January 20, 2018

scoops²

donnie two scoops isn’t a playground nickname. it’s a two bit gangster nickname, which is why it’s so appropriate.

and i usually don’t refer to him by anything except the president (i try to not use his name because of the unpleasant way it thuds into a conversation). but of all the nicknames out there (many of which are bad) the one that sounds like it would be hissed over an illegal card game is most fitting.

I am sad that there already are a bunch of Donald Dumptrucks out there.

dud

i call him "2 scoops". game of cards indeed. fuck the trumps -- granddad ran a brothel, dad was arrested at a KKK rally (and not for protesting!), 2 scoops and 2 scoops senior were fined for racist housing policy, and the guy inherited $200,000,000 but talks like a drunk bigot even though he's sober and "president". and that's his appeal!

It's funny to remember that people on this board used to make fun of dr morbius for saying like "shillary clintDUMB" and now everybody does that shit

You forgot his kids, qualms. Anybody follow the blow-up over Ivanka having Jose Andres kicked out of a restaurant this weekend?

fuck the trumps

Tiffany's okay

Oh well here’s the latest. Fucking Georgetown

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/28/politics/jose-andres-ivanka-trump-cafe-milano/index.html

(cafe milano is apparently a well known safe space for Republicans in DC)

Tiffany's okay

second-least-worst behind barron maybe but i dunno if i'd stretch to 'okay'

2 scoops junior and i'm eric will take lil' barron elephant trunk hunting soon enough, america. rest assured :)

Jose Andres is a mf'ing treasure.

xp yeah the odds are not great on Barron shaking out to be a decent human being. That's a pretty rough lineage, he'd have to be radicalized out of it.

where's the symbionese liberation army when you need 'em

I believe in Barron. He doesn’t seem that “into” being a Trump and is much closer to his mom than his dad by all reports.

^barron knight

one of my closest friends for many years was the daughter of a well-connected senior republican politician and she disagreed with just about every single thing he did so

used to make fun of dr morbius for saying like

we always knew he was deranged, now we're just seeing when everyone loses their collective good sense under the pressure of political frustration

i for one am keenly anticipating the reign of the boy-king barron from 2019-apocalypse (exact date tbc)

I have probably said this before, but my childhood was replete with political spawn. Strom Thurmond's daughter was a classmate of mine, the Cheney girls were schoolmates, we were distantly aware of Tucker Quayle and the Scalia kids, yadda yadda.

Personally I would rather not speculate on them until they actually enter the arena of their own volition (as the Cheneys did and as Ivanka has done).

I believe in Barron. He doesn’t seem that “into” being a Trump and is much closer to his mom than his dad by all reports.
― treeship 2, Monday, January 29, 2018 9:49 AM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I remain confused about this characterization of Melania Trump—that she's some beacon of goodness, must surely be decent because her husband is such an ogre. Is there something about her that leads people to believe this? She seems terrible.

i suspect it's because melania cuts a pretty depressed figure as first lady, so she looks like we feel

mind you she married trump in the first place so i dunno how much sympathy she deserves

Maybe she's depressed because her values are fucked up and she made some terrible choices in life. Fuck her for being complicit.

I've never understood the logic either. She could divorce him and upend his whole shit if she wanted to and she'd have a ton of support from all kinds of corners, but there's no real indication she actually wants to mess with anything. xp

Like, you don't have to marry the American because he has a helicopter. It's not like he rescued her from some miserable life.