best "incorrect" franchise name/slogan in this image

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it's an adequate visual representation of what it feels like to have driven across the country with no sleep. also reminds me of my beloved Apple Cabin Foods grocery mailers

del griffith, Monday, 29 January 2018 20:33 (six years ago) link

it's an adequate visual representation of what it feels like to have driven across the country with no sleep

ah yeah maybe that's what appeals to me about this. once during a road trip i took in college, my friend and i, in the depths of exhaustion, kept singing tracy chapman's "fast car" but if all the lyrics were just about the fast car, e.g. "you gotta fast car / it's a fast fast fast fast car." it's not funny at all typed out like this but we were fucking dying

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 January 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

write-in vote for "fuck it we're eating at Applebapple's"

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 January 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

none of these are funny

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 29 January 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

*throws up a hang loose sign and skateboards off into a raincloud*

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 29 January 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

get out of my thread tbh

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

thrilled it only took two hours for someone to say "actually this isn't funny"

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

get out of my thread tbh

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flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

freesh avacadoo is in the spirit of this poll, ermagerd is not you wiener

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

it's an adequate visual representation of what it feels like to have driven across the country with no sleep

otm, it's like pulling into a rest area cause you think it has a five guys, but really it has fiveburger, and you eat it anyway.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

imo you have to use the right voice in your head for pronouncing them. otherwise they're not funny. and no one can tell you what the correct voice is, that's something you have to figure out on your own. it's different for everyone

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

gonna rep for BurgerFi had a great veggie burger at the ft. lauderdale airport recently

flappy bird, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KGuTKS6.jpg

, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

McNaldo's: I Like the It™ for me.

i found this a lot funnier than i would have thought i would

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

We once had a customer in the store with a SPORTS bag!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 29 January 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link

tinkle outside the binkle

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 January 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link

Feeling like the implied scream in the A&W one isn’t getting enough love here.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 03:45 (six years ago) link

This is extremely funny.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Voted A&A but "I like the it" and "Have it in a way" were close.

JRN, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link

These read like they were transcribed from the Pronunciation Manual YouTube channel.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link

Bubger Kurg sounds like a Mongolian landmark

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:45 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

A true victory

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link

McNaldos for presidetns

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Tinkle outside the binkle

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 April 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

I'm an eef freef man myself.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 April 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link


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