'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Nothing to see here, just the next 2 fixtures against Liverpool and Man U after just getting made to look shit by Brum and Stoke.

we've started with 2 strikers for the first time in ages.

fuck me, we haven't been abject so far. A shot on target!

ouch

fuck!

Ayew Swans are up against Arse :D

Huddersfield are woeful tonight tbrrh

lol that was magnificent Arse

haaa

amazing

Lol

Done deal for Arsenal then. Can't hear his name with singing it to Shang-a-lang.

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Are they really so stupid to offload Giroud to Chelsea then?

classic Wenger getting this potentially great forward line when the season's already dead

it's a v lyrical name whether yr MIA "aubameyang-eyang"ing it or "ooh ee ooh ah-ah piii-erre emerick aubemyang"ing it

Ozil has signed a new contract apparently.

Aubameyang is a magnificent CF but so was Lacazette before he went to Arsenal.

Doesn't suit their game at all imo

Will be throwing a strop on the bench by Christmas

you might want to turn on the tv, lads

ya what's happening

Spurs scored after 9.9 seconds

and it turns out Kane was in Utd's half at the kick-off

disgusting

lol

apparently one second behind Ledley King's record v Bradford, which I have no recollection of and seems baffling

Was Kane involved in the move at all or just in wrong half? I only tuned in 5 minutes in so I've got no idea what happened.

Kane cunted it to ALli who cunted it to Eriksen who scored. 11 seconds.

We signed the wrong Arsenal playet

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The VAR debate rumbles on,,,

Sean McG: That Spurs goal would have been chalked off if VAR was being used. Harry Kane in the opposition half on kick off - goal shouldn't have counted... a call for VAR??

Richard Clayton: Harry Kane was in the Man Utd half at kick off - goal shouldn't have counted... a call for VAR??

BBC Football. With VAR spurs’ goal wouldn’t have counted. Can’t wait for it in every match.
Ben, Manchester

2-0. Spurs are bossing this.

phil you fucking div

lol

Striker’s finish from Jones.

he meant to score that

Dunno about 'bossing it'. United are getting plenty of opportunities, they just keep fucking up the final ball.

It's all Spurs. MU's "final balls" aren't like Spurs' final balls. Y'know, actually dangerous.

Matic Pogba midfield just doesn't work against good teams

otm

Ref doing his best

Close up of Sanchez doing his familiar fuck my teammates steez was delicious

Young aggro as fuck but also most dangerous player

Valencia should have two yellows and a pen conceded

Spurs look decent eriksen is a treasure Alli a lumbering memory of grace

playing Martial on the right to accommodate Sanchez was a stupid idea. Sanchez can and has played well on that side, Martial has essentially never played there. And he's our most in-form attacker

Midfield remains the main problem though (apart from the existence of Phil Jones). I'd like to see Herrera come on, but it'll probably be Fellaini after 20 minutes or so

Dembele looks like his old self that is definitely a function of utd midfield tbh

Being harsh on Dele who looks busy and showing some lovely stuff but he's a second slow and the critical pass a yard off

Bournemouth three up!

no idea what these subs are

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throw enough shit, Jose

lol

On the field for three minutes

Seven, apparently

holy fuck, Fellaini back off after 3 minutes

well at least I got to see Herrera AND Fellaini