A Steven Spielberg Poll (1974-1993)

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yeah it's also that

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

although i'm really due for a rewatch of close encounters

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

Raiders

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

might vote for 1941 just out of badness and because 14 year-old me was badly lied to by the front cover of the VHS

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

I don't like his mawkish, feelgood holocaust movie at all these days. It has really aged worse than any of these imo.

the 'phet offensive (calzino), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

Voldemort is good value imo

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

1941 is so underrated, love that film. However, probably will go with Raiders.

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link

Recently watched the remastered Close Encounters. It still doesn't quite hang together as a film but it is absolutely gorgeous to look at.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

Raiders is probably the one film of his that front-to-back i wouldn't change a single thing.

omar little, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link

dismissing post-'81 Spielberg = arrested cultural development

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:33 (six years ago) link

tbh i've only seen about half of these

prob raiders

i actually like hook

marcos, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

i actually like hook

i watched hook on repeat when i was like 5-6 years old and obsessed with peter pan so i have no ability to determine whether it's good

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

I remember liking the half hour or so of 1941 I caught on TV when I was 10. Maybe I should revisit.

silverfish, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

many xps
had to google that, yeah he usually delivers. Neeson is so dull and lacking in the obvious moral complexity his character required, by the end I want him to get ratted to the Gestapo ffs!

the 'phet offensive (calzino), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

are you sure you're not thinking of The Sound of Music?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

Pia Zadora playing Anne Frank iirc

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

I was of course being facetious--you can guess which half of his career I count as more artistic--but glad Eric started this. I do consider Schindler's List as the obvious beginning of the other phase; no big deal, especially if it doesn't win. 1. The Sugarland Express, 2. Jaws, 3. Close Encounters of the First Kind. I think they're all amazing, and the first two especially are among my favourite films ever. Not sure if I'll vote in the concurrent poll--just don't feel that strongly about anything on there.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

I don't see how Schindler's List is feelgood and I think it's aged very well.

abcfsk, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

i can't choose between:

Jaws (1975)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

scott seward, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

Hook is the worst spielberg movie. that much i know.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

Neeson is so dull and lacking in the obvious moral complexity his character required, by the end I want him to get ratted to the Gestapo ffs!

idk I though the point of the movie is his motives are inscrutable until the end.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

Neeson is great, i think. his emergence as an iconic actor too.

Fiennes is incredible though...i kinda want to say he gives the best performance in any Spielberg film but i don't want to commit to that statement. there's plenty of competition.

omar little, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

Raiders over E.T., Close Encounters, Jurassic Park and the other two Indys.

Haven't seen: The Sugarland Express, 1941, The Color Purple

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Thursday, 1 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

i'm not going to say hook is great exactly but i do think it's better than its reputation, w/ some good performances, and it is definitely way better than a movie with that concept would be likely to be now. it's telling that when spielberg says he doesn't like it his take is "too bad i didn't wait two decades so i could have done it all in cgi."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

Raiders: Taut, suspenseful, fun and funny and beautifully produced. CE3K a close second though the middle sags a bit and Dreyfuss can get grating. But Truffaut is in it so it has my heart, though Raiders is a better constructed film.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

"i'm not going to say hook is great exactly but i do think it's better than its reputation..."

no.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

Hook is like if THE GOONIES sucked and had Acting

omar little, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link

Bangarang!

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

The four I haven't seen are all bunched together: The Color Purple, Always, Indiana Jones sequel, and Hook. No interest in any of them. 1941 and Empire of the Sun I saw so long ago, I don't remember anything.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

Why are all the ILX boys and girls attacking cinema tonight.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

Voted Raiders. Although Empire of the Sun is the first film I ever saw in the cinema.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link

Hook is like if THE GOONIES sucked and had Acting

― omar little, Thursday, February 1, 2018 4:27 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao amazing capsule review

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link

Yeah, Hook is terrible. Those Lost Boys scenes are fucking endless.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

Jaws is his best film.

Best adult relationships, fresh characters and dialogue, enough Spielberg before Spielberg went full Spielberg.

Indys one and three are great, perfect.

CE3K is perfect cinematic transfer of seventies college American sci-fi therefore quite shit. Soulless and dull.

ET is too much even tho it's perfect tbf. Parodic of his stuff in its delivery of max Spielberg.

Jurassic Park a towering technical and marketing achievement but heartless.

Anything worthy in this period can get to fuck, the guy is painfully heavyhanded and clumsy even in the worthy bits of his fun movies ffs.

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link

Hook is bad but at least it's entertaining. 1941 is like a Naked Gun movie without the jokes or a lead character

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

this would be Jaws for me if he'd gotten the running time under two hours, preferably by cutting a lot of Dreyfuss mugging ... it drags a little too much for a suspense film

Raiders

Brad C., Friday, 2 February 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link

Seeing Jaws and Raiders here just makes me depressed thinking about modern day summer tentpoles. I can't think of anything released the past ten or so years that comes close. So one of those two films for me.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:29 (six years ago) link

Don't sleep on Spielberg's segment from Twilight Zone: The Movie if you've an interest in OD-ing on whimsy and wonder at its schmaltziest.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:35 (six years ago) link

kinda would like to see Dr. Morbius make the case for Spielberg the Genius. I was seeing his big movies as they were released, following the zeitgeist, and none of them ever struck me as particularly great. Well-done kitsch. Close Encounters I like pretty well as a kid; Raiders, same, nowhere near as big a deal to me as to my buds; E.T.? GTFO w/that shit, I was 14 by then and felt way too old for that shit. It mystifies me that a film dude like you is so in the tank for this guy, his shit is basic next to the big names whose moves he cops visually.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

I'm mystified that a guy who appreciates good populist art doesn't get Spielberg, especially compared with contemporaries were putting out.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:48 (six years ago) link

Even after fans have acknowledged his flaws and his crap movies, I'm sorry he triggers the wrong sort of suspicions for you.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link

Can't forgive Jaws for having the boring humans defeat the sublime shark. It also doesn't seem as if Spielberg himself believed that was a happy ending. Close Encounters and Jurassic Park are the best, because those are the films where his sublime filmic concoctions stay sublime.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 February 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

You honestly thought they'd let the shark kill the three principals?

E.T. will win this, I'm sure, and that's fine--it's fourth for me. I've been watching it annually with my classes the past few years; because I'm back to teaching a younger grade now, and because almost all of my students are Indian or Pakistani, it's the first time seeing it for all but one or two kids. It's fun witnessing that.

I think much of it's great, highlighted by Drew Barrymore's first encounter and the Quiet Man reenactment. I find the sentimentality is dragged out to the breaking point the last five minutes.

clemenza, Friday, 2 February 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

Oh man but those last five minutes break my heart every fuggin' time.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 2 February 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

jaws and raiders are perfect movies. ET and Close Encounters are, ahem, close.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Friday, 2 February 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link

You honestly thought they'd let the shark kill the three principals?

― clemenza, 2. februar 2018 02:31 (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, no, but it's still so disappointing when they win. Imagine Jurassic Park if the humans had killed the T Rex :(

Frederik B, Friday, 2 February 2018 02:00 (six years ago) link

Jaws, it's not even close

flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link

Well, no, but it's still so disappointing when they win. Imagine Jurassic Park if the humans had killed the T Rex :(

― Frederik B, T

glad to see you're on record writing that a T. Rex is as easy to kill as a shark

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

http://horrorcultfilms.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jaws.jpg

so much winning

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 02:11 (six years ago) link

In all honesty, you are a pisspoor writer if you can't kill a shark as easily as a dinosaur. It's all imaginary.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 February 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link

I love that there were actually two votes for Hook. Hook!

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

The Sugarland Express (1974) 4
1941 (1979) 4
Schindler's List (1993) 3

never change ILX.

piscesx, Friday, 16 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

The Sugarland Express is a great, underseen film--according to Kael, "one of the most phenomenal debut films in the history of the movies."

Having said that, I can see where that would be hard to stomach for anyone who loves Schindler's List. Which is why I thought it more properly belonged in the other poll.

clemenza, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:17 (six years ago) link

TBH, while I do greatly appreciate and enjoy most of the big Spielbergian cultural depth charges from this era, none of them aside from maybe Raiders really rocks my world the way Sugarland did when I first saw it.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link

who voted for Always?

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

i think i forgot to vote. but any of the first four up there is fine.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

xpost the only thing I remember about that movie was a nebbish confused man at the movie theatre box office trying to buy a ticket to the 3:15 showing of Always and having to be told repeatedly that the showing was cancelled, Stuwall style.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

Assuming that both Hook voters haven't seen it since they were 10.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

Hook voters need to be watched VERY closely. there is something wrong there. unless it was some sort of post-modern Andy Kaufman kind of vote.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

Hook is every bad maudlin idea/thought/memory SS ever had made into a movie.

scott seward, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

RUFI

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

I voted for CE3K.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

Thudbutt is one of cinema's great characters

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)	2
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 1

It has all been worth it.

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

watched "Empire of the Sun" last night. it was really good! wonderful on a technical level -- those scenes with massive crowds brought to mind Grand Old Hollywood. great use of light/shadow throughout, with some nice shots of silhouettes against the sunrise or a shower of sparks from nearby plane mechanics.

the class dynamics were very interesting. it starts out with a spoiled British imperialist youth frightened of the teeming masses living at the edge of his privilege. soon enough they are ransacking his abandoned house (the scene where his former servant goes right up and slaps him before moving on was hilarious & devastating). soon enough, he is banging a dish pan in an internment camp, a nice callback to the homeless man camped out near the driveway of his mansion from the start of the film.

there is so much to dig into here. just thinking back on it, so many themes and motifs are bubbling up for me. the little toy plane he starts off with, taken on this journey, seen in all these different contexts, later taken a more grown up form in the larger toy plane that he and his Japanese counterpart take joy in flinging back and forth across the lines. that scene where he is trying to bring back someone to life and they turn into... well not gonna give it away for those who haven't seen it. the moment is a little on the nose but the movie is very good at show not tell so it's an earned moment.

beautiful movie. John Malcovich is even tolerable! the scene with all the discarded pianos, china sets, luxury lounges, crystal chandaliers, etc. all the trappings of wealth in the abandoned stadium littered with the bodies of the dying ruling class was eerie and surreal (perhaps like something he would do later in AI). i feel like this is a film you could watch over and over again and even use to teach a class, it is really well put together on every level.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 1 April 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link

eleven months pass...

finally watched Sugarland Express last night. the most "of its time" spielberg that i've seen - we get slight variations on the many-cops-chasing-one-car formula rather than a total overhaul into streamlined blockbuster. zsigmond's photography is the biggest reason to see it imo, i was stoked for a spielberg movie starring goldie hawn but she's rapidly demoted to just one of several people yelling at each other. it's also too long and there are times i genuinely couldn't tell what was happening to who (too many similar-looking cars and hats). but other times you can see exactly where spielberg's injecting some energy and drama through the storyboarding....
idk it's more fun and certainly better looking than Dirty Mary Crazy Larry. still need to see Badlands and Thieves Like Us tho.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 March 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

The biggest blind spot for me has always been “Hook”. I tried to watch it last night. Didn’t make it past the kid’s baseball game. The treacly John Hughes-ness of the thing made me stop watching. Please convince me to sit through it and that I will be rewarded.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 26 September 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link

nope

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 26 September 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link

it gets worse rather than better. i guess if you're really into lavishly expensive but pretty ugly 90s set/production design, there'd be things to look at.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 September 2022 14:35 (one year ago) link

I have a real affection for Hook because it was one of a handful of movies we had on VCR when I worked in the electronics dept of a K-Mart in the early 90s and I've seen it dozens of times in bits and pieces (others: 2001, The Fugitive, Mrs. Doubtfire). It's also one of the only Robin Williams movies I like, probably because he is playing against type most of the movie. It's the ultimate of the Spielberg missing father movies and kind of hits you over the head with that. I guess I like the recontextualizing/updating of the Peter Pan story and how you get to gradually uncover those elements. I wouldn't argue for it being good.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Monday, 26 September 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link

Hook is such a 1991/1992 film in an intangible way, just switching it on you can instantly tell that it's not from 1989 or 1994

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 September 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link

Down to the score.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 September 2022 15:03 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that's a weird score. Otm. Not gonna revisit. Nope.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 26 September 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link

The England-set scenes in Hook are actually quite lovely. Shame about the rest of it.

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 September 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link


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