i do really like that one
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 February 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link
It’s not terrible but it goes to show timbaland and timberlake are severely out of touch.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 2 February 2018 07:07 (six years ago) link
ahah, oh wow that "Man of the Woods" song/video !it confirms that it's all just a joke...
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 2 February 2018 09:14 (six years ago) link
Does the album have a song called "Chiggers"?
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 11:24 (six years ago) link
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5a73f551d12a6971e06f6de7/2:1/w_790/Justin%20Timberlake%20Man%20of%20the%20Woods.png
lol
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link
the bear is a deep cut nod to his role as Boo Boo in the Yogi Bear movie
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 11:41 (six years ago) link
people have been citing "montana" as a highlight but to me it just sounds like a run off the mill album track from...idk chromeo or something
― monotony, Thursday, February 1, 2018 9:11 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
think it’s just bc it’s the first sign of life after “flannel”
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 12:45 (six years ago) link
every song feels about two minutes too long but this time around the songs are only four minutes long anyway
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link
I guess he thinks the Neptunes are his Jimmy Jam-Terry Lewis: co-creators of jams and ballads that sonically endlessly reinvent themselves.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
I just got to the lyric, “But then your hands talkin’, fingers walkin’/Down your legs, hey, there’s the faucet.”
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link
oh no
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link
I swear to god this album and its videos are a tribute to the unabomber.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link
The pitchfork pan is pretty good
Timberlake may have yanked back the reins on the interminable song lengths of The 20/20 Experience, but many of these tracks still manage to overstay their welcome by a minute or two. They don’t have the hooks or the dynamism to justify their continued existence: phrases get recycled, breakdowns feel like intrusions from completely different songs, grooves are sought but remain undiscovered. “Midnight Summer Jam” is a sub-Robin Thicke boogie with a sub-John Popper harmonica solo; “Sauce” is Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” cut with a jug full of pond water. And there’s no refuge from the lyrics, which in many places engender the same mix of emotions you’d confront upon walking in on your parents having sex.
― Simon H., Friday, 2 February 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link
It's a clavinet not a harmonica
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:02 (six years ago) link
Walking in on your parents having sex is an accident, not an embarrassment.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link
Walking in on your parents not having sex is an embarrassment.
Length of song would be irrelevant if the songs were catchy and hooky (see: almost all dance music ever made).
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link
There's a poll idea in here.
― Simon H., Friday, 2 February 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link
Walking in on yourself having sex is potentially awkward.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
Don't give him any ideas for his next black mirror cyber video.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link
“Sauce” is Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” cut with a jug full of pond water
read this as "poon water"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link
I'm calling it now: highlight of halftime show will be Janet performing Rhythm Nation, with JT sidelined a la Coldplay that year.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett,
"Hey, Alfred, what's – whoa! Sorry!"
"Hey, man, it's all good. Join me!"
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link
Ah, Florida.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link
There's the faucet? what does that mean?
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link
The state with the prettiest, etc
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link
*extremely Dave Chappelle voice* pussy juice
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
if this is the case (haven't heard the song) the rest of the review can be written off, people who can't tell a clav from a harmonica are not qualified to write about music
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
No, I was wrong, it's a harmonica, courtesy of Elliott Ives. Huge self own
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link
Rolling Harmonica Self Owns '18
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link
mixtape for after you get harmsonned
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
? That's definitely a harmonica, though barely a solo.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link
hey a harmonica cell phone would rule
― faust apes (NickB), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link
xpost Ha.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link
Man, that song was so annoying, like the worst ringtone for 5 minutes.
not sure I want to listen to the rest of the album after these 3 singles...
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link
I fuck w/ a lot of this album btw
specifically tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 11, 14 & 15
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/albumreviews/justin-timberlakes-man-of-the-woods-album-review-w516240
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link
That's a lot of songs to fuck with, I'll give you that.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link
i basically agree with whiney's review except i'd give it a lower rating. album doesn't really recover from "wave" -> "supplies." i like "the hard stuff" tho
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link
also good review whiney, the sentence about "sauce" is amazing/hilarious/otm
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link
Ha – Whiney dislikes the songs I think are okay.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
xpost Thanks, I was glad they let me keep that.
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link
oh fuckin hell Alicia Keys
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
Sorry, Whiney, can't read your review because people who can't tell a clav from a harmonica are not qualified to write about music
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
surprised that your review is so... positive !so there are some good songs in there ?hum. I might give it a try, then...
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
i also think “flannel” sucks, he overloads the cheese which i’d normally be down with but the song is so lazily constructed and not even interested in itself
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
there are some ok-to-good parts on this album but i can’t emphasize enough how much “wave” and “supplies” are black holes down which all my good faith toward the record completely disappears
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link
also it’s prob naive to go into a justin timberlake album without steeling yourself for some really bad lyrics but the lyrics on the title track absolutely ruin it for me
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link
I thought his first two albums sounded pretty effortless, and I still like them. I think the last couple have sounded like they were given way too much thought, which is a bad strategy for someone who is not a deep thinker. Would have been better if this one was just JT goofing over leftover Bubba Sparxxx beats.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
"Breeze Off the Pond" is so far the only one that makes good on its title.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link