the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

(I could with reminding what it is, tbh)

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God, it was from Grantham last night, it was as bad as Yorkshire. There seem to be a hella lot of shouty Tory wankers around these days.

I've got to stop watching that shitty show.

I realised that when I was 17 btw

as many as the researchers can find. xxp

I gave it up for years but drifted back to it because nowt else on a Thurs. night.

weird thing is I drink with quite a few gammon types and usually find them perfectly amenable when they're shouting about scroungers et al in the pub

xp there's always laying the palms of ur hands flat on the electric hob

THIS WEEK

It's a double whammy all right.

weird thing is I drink with quite a few gammon types and usually find them perfectly amenable when they're shouting about scroungers et al in the pub

i think the crucial variable there is drink - helps wash down the more gristly cuts of gammon innit

yeah tbf it helps with my relaxed equanimity

I'm still not really sure what you're talking about but I'm guessing it's a kind of ranting ham-faced fuck?

I occasionally worked with someone who was in his late 30's but destined to be classic Gammon. He had a Range Rover, did dry stone walling, all types of groundworks and owned 2 Aberdeen Angus cows. He used to earn extra "going out killing things at night" and keep a photographic record of everything he shot on his phone, because he earned a bit from the National Trust for this. He was tea-total but had a very ruddy complexion from the amount of red meat he ate. He showed me his Xmas FB pic once of him posing with a severed deer's head with a "one of santa's reindeers is missing" caption. He was very funny tbh, but loved the Tories and racism.

I like gammon.

contemplated spending the evening mocking up a gammoned version of the poster for Jamón Jamón but what's the point, we're all gonna die

pls to see the collected twitter ouevre of barry stanton

how likely do you think it is he'll end up being arrested for committing a string of murders across yr local area xp to cal

quick google reveals that my "whatever happened to Bigas Luna?" thought has a grim answer

I like gammon

Had some on Tuesday tbh.

contemplated spending the evening mocking up a gammoned version of the poster for Jamón Jamón but what's the point, we're all gonna die

now imagining javier bardem getting all gammoned up for a role as a straight-talking yorkshireman with a curious accent

he has the hair

oh god he could play Boris couldn't he

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBWcJ97VoAEVA4L.jpg

oddly not tbh BG, he was very conventional and calm really. He just loved hunting and dry-stone stone walling!

Nick Knowles biopic, BBC4.

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yeah like there's none of them look like they'd be any fun, maybe top left but I'm stretching

we all have our peccadilloes i suppose xxp

oh god he could play Boris couldn't he

boris fuckin wishes

Oh I guess the pic was discussed already, didn't scroll up far enough

a nice home made Yorkshire peccadilloe is great on a gammon sandwich

I've just found an awesome website of UK after dinner comedians to make a poll with but it's too late on a Friday afternoon, will have to save it

booooo

maybe we shd have a gammon poll but widen it out from the original nine

it'd be like choosing your favourite internal organ, i dunno if i could part with any of them let alone pick just one

remember remember the WALL OF GAMMON

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1516031093/WallofGammon.jpg

the wallogina we deserve

walloangina MORELIKE

^^^am deaded tbh, LOL

that were good, that

A+

:D

thread delivers

I occasionally worked with someone who was in his late 30's but destined to be classic Gammon. He had a Range Rover, did dry stone walling, all types of groundworks and owned 2 Aberdeen Angus cows. He used to earn extra "going out killing things at night" and keep a photographic record of everything he shot on his phone, because he earned a bit from the National Trust for this. He was tea-total but had a very ruddy complexion from the amount of red meat he ate. He showed me his Xmas FB pic once of him posing with a severed deer's head with a "one of santa's reindeers is missing" caption. He was very funny tbh, but loved the Tories and racism.

― calzino, Friday, February 2, 2018 10:13 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post makes me extremely homesick

God, it was from Grantham last night, it was as bad as Yorkshire. There seem to be a hella lot of shouty Tory wankers around these days.

There are 11 constituencies in Lincolnshire and 8 of those are Tory. wiki notes that “The rural part of the seat and the historical town of Stamford outweigh any Labour votes in Grantham and it is normally a safely Conservative seat.”

Before the boundaries were redrawn, they had never elected a single Labour MP. Looking at the electoral history, the seat got more BNP votes than UKIP in 2010, ugh.

He used to earn extra "going out killing things at night" and keep a photographic record of everything he shot on his phone, because he earned a bit from the National Trust for this

???

I think he shot lots of foxes mainly, and said the NT paid him on a price work basis. He might have been making that bit up tho, and just loved shooting beasts. I didn't think of questioning his integrity, when you are out on the Marsden Moors and he's got a stonemason's hammer in his hand, you keep it polite!

Some men just enjoy hunting and killing things, I knew a guy whose Dad was like that - this was in Paisley mind you, not Idaho.

Well, this fellow used to hunt deers in Scotland for his holidays, that was like his equivalent of Ibiza or Newquay.