'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Five days ago Batshuayi scored twice for Chelsea, tonight he scored twice and delivered an assist for Dortmund.

Pogba benched in favour of McTominay.

might as well subject myself to more of this shite!

Lingard will need better than that to beat Lossl.

lol what can you do with diving twats like Sanchez + Van La Parra?

this is our best performance in ages, low bar as that is.

idiotic needless yellow for Sanchez there, what a fuckwit.

really scummy stuff from Huddersfield today!

I don't mind them kicking Man U players.

Bollex
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Poo

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) February 3, 2018

The donkey sanctuary is struggling

What a nice chip from Auba. Everton being butchered

Mkhi seems to enjoy himself as well.

Everton are an absolute shambles of a team. It’s astonishing they managed to spend £190m this season and still end up so abject.

getting Mangala in was kind of asking for it

arsenal do this a couple of times a season, it's almost like their karmic reward for being arsenal or something

Real talk SV. I've no idea why they bothered showing up. It's got a stench of self-sabotage to it.

And still... Everton could've made three or four goals more this second half.

Some great goals today

Result* and goal of the day: Brighton & Hove Albion.

[* except Burnley's point vs City]

Fucking Eric dier

Lloris absent too

ILF kroo gonna combust within the next 2 hours

Dier has let poch and this team down consistently for a year or more. His attitude stinks

As bad as we are Liverpool are as patchy. Both teams showing why they're in the race for fourth and no more

well yiz can't play Utd every week

United sit back and are big enough for us to get perked up about at home.

The norm this season is flat performances struggling to break down defensive units or defending badly on second ball or direct counters.

Not targeting how poor lovren is under a long pass seems to be throwing away the likeliest and easiest chance of a goal.

Paying attn to opposition weakness is a huge blind spot of pochs

Fucking Eric Dier

This is gonna be a long half hour, can't get the ball of yous

Alli really has no redeeming qualities, does he?

Jesus

O mi gof

haha shit

Gotw gots

Wanyama has done that every time he has come on this season and it’s the first time it hasn’t ended up closer to the corner flag.

Danny rose debut shtyllles

Offside if he touched the ball, not offside if he didn’t .

Which doesn’t make any sense to me...

I knew that

Put the house on it

Regardless of whether he was offside (which he was) the fucker dived

Yeah

Alli earlier sickened my hole too

he's getting banned for that, yeah?

Could have bet the house on that too.

ahahaha

Ah lads that's appalling

Holy shit I love you mo gonna cry when you go to real

Ben Davies four times in one move

Lloris also

ILF MELTDOWN AS PROMISED :D

miss this lol