"california gurls" is a jam. basically all the other poll options are traaaaaaaash. i admit i like "roar" more than it really deserves - it's just so fun to sin along to the "and YOU'RE gonna HEAR me" part. can't believe we're now almost a decade in to perry-as-star.
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 February 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link
california gurls and teenage dream are the only good ones
― ufo, Saturday, 3 February 2018 02:27 (six years ago) link
"swish swish" and "bon appetit" have some of the worst lyrics i've ever heard
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link
bon appetit might have turned out ok otherwise
Yeah a new poll could be kinda interesting. I'll spend my time in the comments promoting Last Friday Night, which imo is a total jam
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link
OTM
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link
Firework nul point is recockulous
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link
^this; definition of 'grower' tho innit
― Jeff W, Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link
Teenage DreamDark HorseCalifornia GurlsBirthday
After that I'd just be speculating what I like anymore.
― Tarr Yang Preminger Argento Carpenter (Eric H.), Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link
Firework is great, this was an odd result
― albvivertine, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link
it's hazy now but iirc ILM really bought into "Hot n Cold" as "pure pop" or something to that effect.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link
it was the first one she did were I thought it was a banger
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link
I'm surprised how many Katy Perry singles I've ended up loving over the years.
I have a lot of time for Hot n Cold, Thinking Of You, Teenage Dream, Firework, The One That Got Away, Wide Awake, Roar, Dark Horse, Birthday and Chained To The Rhythm. Last Friday Night is probably in my top 10 singles of the decade at this point.
She could have a few more in that list if she'd made some better single choices. The title track from Witness should have been the follow up to Chained. The Prism campaign was just really badly handled in general. Legendary Lovers and Walking On Air should have taken the places of Unconditionally (apparently Katy really fought hard for that one) and This Is How We Do (apparently Katy fighting for Unconditionally and it flopping meant she didn't get to choose any of the other singles and this one was not her call).
― kitchen person, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link
xpost tbf it was only her second single! i think there was a bit of excitement/relief that it was a punchy, brassy uptempo pop-rock song that didn't have the forehead-slapping lyric of "I Kissed A Girl." then her next few singles were all more or less instantly forgotten.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link
firework is one of the worst pop singles of my lifetime
wide awake or dark horse. of these the right one won
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link
surely firework is not worse than "e.t." or "bon appetit."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link
or "this is how we do"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link
i can't think of a recording offhand worse than firework
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link
e.t. is at least ridiculous
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
― boxedjoy, Monday, 5 February 2018 08:24 (six years ago) link
I mean the thing about "Firework" is its like a safe, straight version of an LGBT anthem - nothing explicitly about queer struggles and oppression, just a horribly shrill rote performance of pride signifiers, and I absolutely do not need my hand held and my voice taken by the same popstar who once sang "you're so gay and you don't even like boys." Katy Perry has a huge amount of great singles as kitchen person lists, but she is the least interesting or likeable thing about any of them.
― boxedjoy, Monday, 5 February 2018 08:27 (six years ago) link