'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

From wanyama onwards that was special

that is fucking galling and I hope the ref and the linesman have crap teas tonight

― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:25 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Single worst thing u can say on a message board trevor

rare to see a game in any sport where the refs get like 5 straight game changing calls wrong, well done

Second penalty call was correct tbf

Otherwise.....yeah

lol cockney red on 606 bitching about the penalty

Liverpool man gonna ask Kane livs about the dive....awks

that is fucking galling and I hope the ref and the linesman have crap teas tonight

― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:25 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Single worst thing u can say on a message board trevor

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:29 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care, that's how angry I am. I hope they don't sleep a wink tonight either

ime linesmans get something from a local chippy so they'll probably do ok in Liverpool

I hope they get gravy on their fish and chips

ime linesmans get something from a local chippy so they'll probably do ok in Liverpool

― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:54 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If that linesman lets his face show north of the M1 tonight it will be the third worst decision he makes all day

xp

i know people who do that on purpose. god knows why

It happened to me once outside anfield. True story

that was a fun game in the end

Thought that the Lamela pen was just. The contact is before the knee up, VVD kicks him in the back of the knee.

Banging game. My Scouse housemate (scousemate) is in a silent grump.

Lamela pen was pretty obvious but big call for a linesman.

Only saw the second half but the LFC midfield was pitiful. Keita can't arrive soon enough.

Very good in the first half hour but not being more than one up at that stage ye got spooked and tired in the second half

Oxlade Chamberlain seemed a bad sub to bring on I can't remember him doing anything wrong but I can't remember him doing anything tbf

absolutely infuriating match

also protect mo salah

I didn't miss anything I see

Opposition teamtalk #nosalahnoproblems

v upset w you and yr ilk

I'll carry it

The boys on BBC are embarrassing about the fairly straightforward process covering the first penalty call

Like agree with it or not, lovren touch makes it not offside.

second penalty is some match-fixing shit lol

wtf he was kicked in the back of the knee are u hi

I wish I was high. So soft.

I see Lawro's wearing his dad's best suit for the occasion

He's wearing parts of each of his grandads afaict

Nothing soft about that pen

Benteke wtf

Linesman all over this shit today

Will grudgingly admit it wasn't entirely soft.

Both granddads otm. That tie belongs in a museum. A museum of 16th century handkerchiefs.

P sure the rest of the material went into phineas foggs hot air balloon

lol

Has any player managed to cram as many clownish misses into one season as Benteke? I'm guessing Darren Bent managed in his imperial phase, maybe Jason Lee or someone?

Andy Cole but he put enough away

Cmere am i wrong or has Kane quietly-among everything else recently- just notched twenty league goals for the fourth season in a row and if so who else has done so

iirc last year when he did it for the third year it was shearer henry aguero and himself are they all still in the mix

Only Henry left (five in a row)

Ta

I presume they spent all that time on offside so they could ignore the dive?

I'm going to stay consistent and say that is a dive, same I have done over the years when Rooney or Gerrard did it constantly.

Allis was a blatant invention, kanes was a decision to land in a heap after hurdling a keeper that missed the ball.

Bale, fyi, never dived.

That is the classification.

Bale, fyi, never dived.

This attempt at humour is beneath you, deems.

Post a bale dive and ill demonstrate to you how it is an example of an incredible athlete operating at the edges of human balance, power and speed with a cheating opponents thumb on the scales

I've no real partisan edge here btw Alli is a diving lil cunt

But the continuum of contact/foul has a corollary for 'dive' and once you're not inventing contact it's not a dive imo, short of throwing yourself to the ground as a choice (see kanes left leg today for ex, but again the dive that is an avoidance of a clear foul is a different thing again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YJwg7N_h7U

I remember this one, boy, do I remember it, Bale vs. thuggish toddler, Shaun Maloney.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/WY77S.gif

No compilations thks x

As an irishman i see a pretty clear video of a scotch person tripping a Welshman there is there a question

all this clueless "I was just putting in an honest hoof when he sneakily inserted his body in the way" from vvd is v funny.

Eyes on ball, leg small, no peno

under the small leg act introduced by was it the Lloyd George govt I seem to recall

Or did they attempt it but the general strike and the redmondite faction prevented its introduction.

After world war two it was definitely in place maybe it came in as a sub in a wider piece of legislation idk

The small leg eyes on ball hardly kicked him at all clause ah yes