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firework is one of the worst pop singles of my lifetime

wide awake or dark horse. of these the right one won

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

surely firework is not worse than "e.t." or "bon appetit."

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

or "this is how we do"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link

i can't think of a recording offhand worse than firework

difficult listening hour, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link

e.t. is at least ridiculous

difficult listening hour, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

boxedjoy, Monday, 5 February 2018 08:24 (six years ago) link

I mean the thing about "Firework" is its like a safe, straight version of an LGBT anthem - nothing explicitly about queer struggles and oppression, just a horribly shrill rote performance of pride signifiers, and I absolutely do not need my hand held and my voice taken by the same popstar who once sang "you're so gay and you don't even like boys." Katy Perry has a huge amount of great singles as kitchen person lists, but she is the least interesting or likeable thing about any of them.

boxedjoy, Monday, 5 February 2018 08:27 (six years ago) link


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