Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

Ron Howard the only Star Wars director to have won an Oscar, thereby having one more than two-time nominee George Lucas. What a strange sentence to be writing.

one bald man fighting over a comb

Ron Howard's work ethic as a director is kind of wild

it's the kind of directorial career that can only be described as 'stolid'

narrator: it has never been described as 'stolid'

like a #4 on the bristol stool scale

No one can argue that Ron Howard hasn't made some astoundingly feature-length films in his career, or that his projects are ever anything less than fully-staffed.

I see a Ron Howard picture and I don't even have to question whether there will be end credits, a title, actors performing throughout its runtime. He's the total package.

Truly, Ron Howard is one of our most extant directors

Solid Entertainment Value

would that it twerr so simple

I'd err in the direction of "workhorse" over "hack" in that he can churn out movies regardless of genre convention but it's open for debate

plus I've heard he smells very nice

lol silby

Ron Howard seems totally competent enough to direct a Star Wars movie, I think? I mean, do people think he's significantly worse than JJ Abrams?

rumours about on-set acting lessons for albut everquest do not bode well

xpost Well, he's no Irvin Kershner, that's for sure.

would that it were so, sith lord

(think I've made that joke already, possibly twice)

So, they reshot like 80-90% of this, right?

yeah they realized after they shot the film the first time that they were using the shooting script for Valerian

OK a Lord & Miller Valerian could have been great

albut everquest

lmao

verily, the goof-potential for almond germanreich's name has nearly reached cumberbatch levels

obv the Coens movie is the only think you belt-and-suspenders ppl have seen him in

didn't realize you were such a big fan of Supernatural

you belt-and-suspenders ppl

i love this

I find securing my pantaloons with a bungee cord to not be my thing personally but u do u Morbsy.

obv the Coens movie is the only think you belt-and-suspenders ppl have seen him in

buddy i haven't even seen him in that

just Tetro and Rules Don't Apply?

Only thing I've seen him in is **checks notes** a trailer for some Star Wars movie.

he was middling in that episode of supernatural iirc

yeah, woody harrelson is never the weak link

what a career that guy's had, man - we should do a woody poll (*snort*) sometime

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i had a woody poll thread back in 2010

*snort*

he's still truckin'

I'll see any flick that's sporting a Woody.

Woody hair? Ill, son!

Someone can have that for a dn. You're welcome.

*crickets*

The best ideas are never appreciated in their own time. I'm used to it by now.

Bill Pullman in Spaceballs vibe, especially the hair.

lone star, a spaceballs story

he's definitely got a nice full head of hair which I can appreciate
hard to get a sense for much else character-wise

glover looks badass obv

"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"

"what's that?"

^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer

i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho

a bronie?

Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.

Okay, so now there's this

http://www.starwars.com/news/game-of-thrones-creators-david-benioff-and-d-b-weiss-to-write-and-produce-a-new-series-of-star-wars-films

What’s the point at which a commodity becomes so mass-produced the rate of return begins to fall?

xp
can a live action Star Wars series be far behind?

also, just got back from Target, where Lion King 1 1/2 blu ray was on sale