Jake is requesting sexual consent

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Where are his manners? Jake is requesting sexual consent, please!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

is the left button the symbol for anal?

StanM, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link

Is this a real app? I don’t have google and am trapped inside ilx.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

https://legalfling.io/

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

i will not give jake sexual consent to do with me as he pleases

x marks the chastity belt

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

c’mon jake i’m gonna need a little romance first

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

foreplay dawg.

lemme spell it out.

4. play.

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

oh, it's blockchain based? That's a no then.

StanM, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

c’mon jake i’m gonna need a little romance first

― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 2:04 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly what kind of guy does he think I am

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

When you request sexual consent via LegalFling and the response is negative, that denial is permanently stored in the cockblockchain

― mick signals, Wednesday, January 10, 2018 2:05 PM

mick signals, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Eat shit, Jake

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link

I see, hmmmmm

Mark G, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link

I don’t think this would hold up in court.

treeship 2, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link

Which is the purpose of it I’m guessing

treeship 2, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link

As I said in the other thread, I think this would actually be quite effective in preventing false rape accusations because using it would ensure that no woman would ever be alone with you.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:25 (six years ago) link

I hate everything

treeship 2, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

cockblocked

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:08 (six years ago) link

does <3 mean "OK, but no threesomes"?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link

holding out for "Send to Address Book" button

startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link

w aht

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link

does <3 mean "OK, but no threesomes"?

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:17 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nor

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link

Nod fs

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link

"how do i install Windows Consent XP"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link

iOhYes 11.2.5

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link


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