Elon Musk

I love big buttes and I do not lie

I'm in love with my curvy planet

oops

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You realise that if he was ever to become involved in some sort of scandal and subsequent cover-up, newspapers could use the headline, "Elongate"

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Convinced this will happen some day.

what a loser, tried to send his car to mars ends up in ASTEROID BELT - dick!

great guy

https://m.sfgate.com/business/article/Elon-Musk-promises-frozen-yogurt-roller-coaster-10966087.php

actual "frozen yogurt roller coaster" would be legit breakthrough

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/03/12/elon_musk_invents_bus_stop/

“elite projection” is my favorite term of the day and I’m gonna use that piece in a talk I’m about to give. Thanking u

humantransit.org is a gift

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-hires-several-pastry-chefs-away-from-entenm-1823807651

Can we use this thread to track the impending implosion of Tesla?

He bonds they sold last August are now trading at 88c on the dollar, their debt is rated barely above junk, people are leaving left right and centre.

New car, new production techniques, new factories, it’s starting to get very ugly.

But he put fake man in car in space. Going in wrong direction, sure.

If the point was making huge profits, then yes, it's failing, but the whole "disrupting the industry" strategy + opening minds to the possibilities of electric cars = success.

the famous business strategy

Who Killed The Self-Driving Car?

Dennis Guilder

they are facing another Moody's downgrade very soon iirc

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/tesla-shifts-model-3-production-lines

I fear for their poor workers, but I won't be able to deny the schadenfreude if Musk goes down.

it's clearly rich guy on rich guy vengeance, this is what happens when you shut down your corporate facebook accounts

ballistic: musk vs. the zuck

trying to think what Musk’s businesses’ actual recent successes are and if they’re at all notable

rocket stuff: pretty good? more showboating than innovation
cars: driving tech ahead of most competitors, pushing battery industry forward through demand. actual car production sucks, QA on car assembly is bad

solar company: not any better than any solar company doing the subsidy/home install game. might be a front to sell batteries

mass transport company: they’ve dug some holes in the ground and are selling gimmicks for publicity

branding game: relatively strong

the real coup de grace was the car company purchasing the struggling indebted solar company imo

its all pretty funny imo except the mass transpo company which seems just another obvious attempt to undercut public transpo with a car dependent future

not even sure he even believes he can build his tunnels and suction tubes might be purely an attempt to inject chaos into the public transpo planning process

stando evil industrialist scheming

pushing battery industry forward through demand

But not fulfilled with Tesla/Panasonic batteries. Elon makes all the noise but LG and Samsung make all the sales. Even the 120MW big battery in Australia is full of Samsung cells. It keeps my day interesting that he keeps sprinkling the tech but it’s it where the money is going.

they’re not doing much research overall, right? they’re an integrator/reseller

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-tesla-burns-cash/img/bills2.gif

heh heres the article https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-tesla-burns-cash

The thing that really annoys me most about Elon is his name. I really want him to be called Elton Musk. Like a seedy jazz saxophonist from the 70s.

spending a shitload of money and going massively into debt is a total alpha move

will his personal life implode before Tesla does?

looking at his twitter is the most annoying thing

he tweets some shitbag stupid ass shit like "I'm going to create an amphibious moped then shoot it into space" and there's a zillion responses from a bunch of dickriding wanna be Pied Piper ass motherfuckers like "OMG you're my hero"

Awesome sauce!

'everything is awesome', enjoyed without irony

a month ago i thought about buying a share for the first time, risking it on tesla even though i knew there was a high chance of them going bankrupt. now i'm glad i held off.

A week's worth of URL titles
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/05/elon-musk-hung-up-on-ntsb-chief-during-call-about-tesla-crash-probe/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-05/musk-is-super-super-serious-in-attacking-buffett-s-candy-moat
https://pagesix.com/2018/05/05/meet-elon-musks-new-love-interest
https://gizmodo.com/tesla-shareholders-will-vote-on-booting-elon-musk-as-ch-1825598148

Anyone with an over-under on a final public meltdown?

yeah he seems unstable

"I am super super serious," Musk said of his candy idea. He also tweeted a movie clip from the animated "Trolls," with characters dancing to Justin Timberlake’s song "Can’t Stop The Feeling!" Musk didn’t provide an explanation for the video.

Thank god he stopped short of saying "super cereal"

uh

https://pagesix.com/2018/05/07/elon-musk-quietly-dating-musician-grimes/

lol

“Elon was researching the idea of joking about Rococo Basilisk, and when he saw Grimes had already joked about it, he reached out to her,” says the insider.

oldest trick in the book

they said roko's basilisk would retroactively punish humanity but they could never foresee how

lmaoooo

You realise that if he was ever to become involved in some sort of scandal and subsequent cover-up, newspapers could use the headline, "Elongate"

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if he was caught cheating he'd be THE MUSKRAT

― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:53 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jumping in before nickb gets credit for muskrat an all

lolz

your rights are my rights are our rights tom get out and march