I think I prefer the German version
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― soref, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link
real men can't drive?
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:22 (six years ago) link
we die like real men: cursing our pea brained masculine stupidity as our chest cavity fills with the blood from our ruptured aorta.
― omar little, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link
isn't the german version meant to be an ironical commentary on the shittiness of the car?
of course the american version has to distort it into something 100% earnest and over the top macho
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
^^ gets it
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JC4yAv1.jpg
― mick signals, Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link
I can make my own thank you very much
― bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 03:42 (six years ago) link
I have to put this somewhere and although it's not exactly right for the thread I don't know where else to put it.
http://i66.tinypic.com/300r9f5.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link
https://btbgrooming.co.uk/
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link
after showering, apply this gel to your BALLS
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Uses Directions Ingredients Warnings
GOLD BOND® Ultimate Men’s Essentials Body Powder Spray with Nightfall scent provides all over odor and wetness control plus the refreshing scent of a body deodorant spray. And it’s great to use before work or physical activity, right after showering to stay cool, or before heading out for the night.
Product Highlights:
Absorbing for moisture and odor control Cooling sensation Energizing and seductive Nightfall scent
energizing and seductive
― mh, Friday, 30 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
note that Shaq is in the commercial for this product
you had me at 'provides all over odor and wetness'
― kinder, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link
dermatologically testes
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link
dry balls
― ciderpress, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link
ha
that's hilarious
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 30 March 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
lol amazing use of capitalization
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link
That's the best part.
BALLS
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link
after Excelsioring, apply this zing to your LOLZ
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link
omg
― map, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
xp kudos
― sleeve, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
*frowns*
https://68.media.tumblr.com/41efed5d93df4f945abaa0763158f4f4/tumblr_p751r8F3oE1w6v1v3o1_1280.jpg
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link
Reminds of a subreddit called 'badwomensanatomy'. Edifying stuff.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link
I've seen that several times and it never stops making me lol
― mh, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
Reminds me of the time i tried to shave with a women’s razor
― He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link
What alloy do they use in women's razors again? Femininium? Ovularium? I used those damn things once and totally got passed over for a promotion the next day.
― Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I shaved by balls with one once and I swear they got smaller!
― nickn, Thursday, 19 April 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link
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― omar little, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
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― omar little, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link
tbf those are some manly fuckin' measuring spoons
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
Headphones the color of the chair father drank himself to death in, an ax to destroy the yard tree.
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link
what is that little loop thing between the shaving brush and the headphones
― marcos, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
Keyring? Artisanal IUD?
― NO REGERTS (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link
I don’t know. I’m also wondering what the hand axe is for
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link
I guess it’s for shaving, because I sure as hell wouldn’t use the little non-wooden, non-leather razor down there in the left corner
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link
I've actually owned a lovely hatchet for most of my life, but it is basically useless. Small pieces of wood are best cut with a bypass lopper (or just bent with hands); larger ones with a handsaw; largest ones need a powered reciprocating saw or chainsaw. There is no size of stick for which a hatchet is the right tool.
― NO REGERTS (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
Artisanal IUD?
lol!
― marcos, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
Isn't the little loop a money clip? Not to say dudes don't bake, but those measuring spoons seem out of place. Unless for drugs or something.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
is it me or is that aesthetic already feeling outdated? this thread is eight years old and that HAND HEWN AXE, BRASS RAZOR thing feels stale
― na (NA), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
it does kind of feel dated but it is still everywhere
― marcos, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link
it was probably almost a decade ago when my friends had to run to the hardware store for something related to a backyard grilling part we were having and one bought a hatchet to be funny. we were making fun of that aesthetic then, and somehow it's still rolling?
there is, I swear to god, a store locally that has all this man stuff for sale, and they have a guy who artisanly restores old axes with a grinder and sharpener
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link
so what you're saying is that making fun of this aesthetic is outdated and stale
― na (NA), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
that, too
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
we might be stuck with it, it's like all my peers who locked their tastes in back in 1999 and everything that was cool then will forever be cool
there are people who are locked into being rustic axe man. gonna be buying new and refurbished rustic axes until they die
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
they should be sharpening their old rustic axes, ideally with an axe stone while standing in the woods with no shirt
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link
everything i learned about masculinity i learned from God of War on PS4, during the last week
https://i.imgur.com/KlMaKRK.jpg
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link
It's like the 1890s has taken a permanent spot at the nostalgia table for manly shaving goods and hatchets, just like the 1950s won't let go of theme diners.
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
gonna be buying new and refurbished rustic axes until they dieLOL
long time ago i made this wall hanging thing with an ax and my roommate at the time thought i was nuts. i guess i sort of was. i painted the handle bright red.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
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― omar little, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
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― omar little, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link