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my old boss was recently profiled in Forbes, lol https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurashin/2018/02/07/anthony-di-iorio-ethereum-ether-crypto-cryptocurrency/#47dbf9675a7b

how much ethereum you got, Simon? you holding out on us?

And more importantly Simon, were you a patio-door maker or a geothermal driller?

Why can’t he be both

He probably is.

neither, I did some treeplanting a few summers back though

also in case it's not clear enough from that brief profile, that guy really sucks

https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-computer-part-people-are-hoarding-i-felt-like-i-was-buying-drugs-1518195876

miners v gamers lol

https://i.imgur.com/JnaLdax.png

lol

So wild: if you visit Salon using an ad blocker, you have two options: disable the ad blocker, or let Salon use your computer to mine bitcoins while you view the site. https://t.co/fmlyXT38oS pic.twitter.com/Ec0SPkiW0e

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 13, 2018

Choice 3: Never visit Salon.

This video is just savage. #Bitcoin #CryptoCurrency #Ethereum

Source: https://t.co/pZWdNr7U2u pic.twitter.com/U1mYJbUXPm

— Crypto Rand (@crypto_rand) March 4, 2018

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/20/child-abuse-imagery-bitcoin-blockchain-illegal-content

yea that's been a long time coming

if you have a copy of the blockchain you have kiddie porn aaaahhhhh

bitcoin was too pure for this fallen world

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/04/bitcoin-a-stock-photo-cryptocurrency-primer/557339/

Haha, I don't rlly want to acquire bitcoin but I DO want to collect stock photos of bitcoin

I support stock photo listicles done reasonably well

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Das5P0EX4AI8-3I.jpg

wtf i love bitcoin now

Bitcoin is a revolt against fiat [government-backed] money, and an all-meat diet is a revolt against fiat food,” said Michael Goldstein, a “bitcoin and meat maximalist”

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/may/11/the-carnivore-diet-all-meat-health-benefits-dangers

my all-booze liquid regimen is a revolt against fiat drinks

the sooner these fucking dumbasses kill themselves from red-meat-induced bowel cancer and/or typhoid from drinking 'raw water' the better imo

sorry I'm still giggling at this all-meat diet thing

hope it extends to beverages and that dude is drinking hot ham water with his breakfast steak

[homer simpson voice} "mmm hot ham water" haha

As a revolt against fiat plasma, I will now inject a megacoagulant directly into my heart.

Some people are just that guy from Out of Sight who trips and shoots himself with his own gun, and who are we to stand in the way of their destiny.

The idea is simple: Use only Bitcoin, eat only meat.

OK, I can do this. Use only Bitcoin, eat only meat. Use only Bitcoin, eat only meat. Eat only Bitcoin, use only meat. Eat only Bitcoin, shit, how did it go?

https://imgur.com/Wmpz8mml.png

lol

I saw this bitcoin carnivore thing this morning and have been under the impression that it was a Clickhole thing all day

weird libertarian dad I am fb friends with has been posting about his all-meat diet for the last several weeks. totally would not be surprised if he is also a bitcoiner.

fwiw he claims to have lost significant amounts of weight, but my guess is that's more due to the fact that the diet means not eating a lot of refined carbs and sugars than the meat thing specifically

that + meat is very satiating is how i break it down to an extent

You probably shed a lot of water weight when you have perpetual meat sweats. Plus there's the thing where an all-meat diet is almost certainly slowly killing you.

xp isn't that essentially how all low carb diets actually work

the thought of "perpetual meat sweats" is making me feel nauseated

don't these all-meat people probably wreck any restroom they use? just seems like a rude lifestyle

I'm just picturing like day three of this diet, where you disregard all of the signs your body is giving you and the dread you feel just looking at that hunk of beef on your plate and you dig in anyway, because what is life but a thing you casually discard in a soiled dumpster.

congrats silicon valley shitheads you have invented the atkins diet

sorry i mean you have disrupted the human digestion space

xp isn't that essentially how all low carb diets actually work

― ciderpress, Friday, May 11, 2018 2:33 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya

Environmentally this is the dietary equivalent of coal rolling.

“One bitcoin is always worth one bitcoin, it’s the fiat that’s fluctuating.” - @TimDraper 😂 pic.twitter.com/Y50WMD1SUS

— Jason Choi (@mrjasonchoi) June 19, 2018

Just like Theranos stock amirite, the value of the company has stayed the same

JUST IN: The @Dodgers will announce today that, on 9/21, they will distribute crypto tokens that will unlock one of three digital player bobbleheads that can be stored in a fan’s Ethereum wallet. Believed to be the first crypto-based giveaway in pro sports. pic.twitter.com/ehkeoHydY0

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 7, 2018

god i feel sorry for the customer service line at dodger stadium on the day after that giveaway

lol right

it’s gonna make the mcdonalds szechuan sauce debacle look like a tea ceremony

Imagine, if you will, a parenting moment that includes the thought, “My child needs to know more about blockchain!”. pic.twitter.com/FsKS1cz299

— Rachel Coldicutt (@rachelcoldicutt) October 17, 2018