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Was joking, but who knows?

nickn, Friday, 9 February 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

oh wait, pence's rule is that he can't have dinner with a woman alone without his wife being present as well. and there were other people at this dinner table to protect pence from the temptation of sex with the sister of kim jong-un. ok, we're all good here, eveything is normal

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

i bet they still fucked though

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

i think we’d all fuck mike pence given the chance

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

this deserves either to be posted in its own thread or in a better thread than this but i don't know the better option so here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG-ivV-ps50

papa poutine (∞), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

S Korea's Munhwa Ilbo reports Seoul and Pyongyang plan to announce an end to the military conflict between the two countries at the inter-Korean summit, citing an unidentified diplomatic security official https://t.co/R1c56pCvTh

— Joseph Kim (@josungkim) April 17, 2018

gbx, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 05:01 (six years ago) link

Wow

flappy bird, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 05:05 (six years ago) link

i mean this is just some random tweet, idk how reliable it is

gbx, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 05:17 (six years ago) link

It's about time, nobody wins in the current situation.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 05:23 (six years ago) link

It's a lovely thought. I await confirmation.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 05:50 (six years ago) link

I want to believe, there have been some signs lately that something like this could happen.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 06:27 (six years ago) link

Good for Korea, but I'm sure Pyongyang would demand U.S. base closures. Less good for stated U.S. policy (at least under Obama) of pivoting to the Pacific/China.

Zhoug speaks to you, his chosen ones (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

Are we witnessing the rise of the new East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

trump's done it again lads, credit where credit's due

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

this strikes me as fishy, what game is being played here? are we actually going to have donald trump end the korean war

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/world/asia/north-korea-american-troops-withdrawal-trump.html

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 19 April 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

i genuinely can't think of anything funnier than donald trump ending the korean war and getting a nobel peace prize as he's getting impeached for sex crimes and i hope it happens

— chris hooks (@cd_hooks) April 19, 2018

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 19 April 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

are we actually going to have donald trump end the korean war

the cold war ended during George HW Bush's tenure, but he sure as hell wasn't the reason it ended when it did

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

It could absolutely be the case that the entire Korean peninsula was so horrified by the Trump admin's gross incompetence on this matter that they felt they needed to fast-track the peace process.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

that's what I think

sleeve, Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

makes sense xp

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

The Trump years may well end up validating those people who cheer for the worst possible outcome because it's the only way to bring about real change, and thats a horrifying thought.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

don't worry he'll say something to fuck it up in the next 48 hours

had (crüt), Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

A 9.0 earthquake or a Category 5 hurricane always bring about real change. What I want is positive change.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

It could absolutely be the case that the entire Korean peninsula was so horrified by the Trump admin's gross incompetence on this matter that they felt they needed to fast-track the peace process.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:03 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what I think

― sleeve, Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:04 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

makes sense xp

― global tetrahedron

thing is, a trump supporter would replace "gross incompetence" with "American courage" and believe that trump's unpredictability and impulsive decisionmaking were the things that drove the change (that is, if a peace deal is struck in the first place)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

It would validate idiots of all stripes

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

Yep, just like Reagan's military spending forced the Soviet Union to collapse, which is still the official story for righties.

nickn, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

last three posts totally otm

sleeve, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

nah it's Trump's "Master Persuasion"...he knew what he was doing all along. it's you rubes, who are the stupid ones.

frogbs, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

US-NK summit has a good chance of going badly (if it happens) given that each of the parties involved probably have diffferent understandings of what “denuclearize” means.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

but imagine a world where trump is tweeting about what a fantastic man kim jong un is, how strong and so very smart, open to trade deals, etc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

if that bizarro world also involved really peace then, well fuck, at least something positive has happened in the world, i will take it along with the rightwing bullshit that comes along with it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

let's not just aim for peace. let's aim for really peace.

4/20

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

'juche philosophy is just terrific folks, just among the greatest, and something we're all gonna see more and more'

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

I'm as against giving Trump a win as anyone, but I've always hoped he'd fall ass-backwards into doing something positive and worthwhile while he otherwise shits up our democracy. If this winds up being that thing, I'll take it.

Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 April 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

The Trump years may well end up validating those people who cheer for the worst possible outcome because it's the only way to bring about real change, and thats a horrifying thought.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:13 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 06:41 (five years ago) link

xxxp

This isn't really a process forced to the front because of Trump. Moon and his election campaign were pretty explicit in their goal of easing up tensions with NK prior to his win, and the way to do it. There have been many diplomatic wins for the new SK government leading up to this. Their 'nu sunshine policy' was obviously what was needed after several hawkisk, hard line SK presidents. Trump's tantrumps have threatened to derail this plan, if anything, but forums like the Olympic Games were fortuitously timed to deflect that.

abcfsk, Friday, 20 April 2018 06:45 (five years ago) link

This isn't really a process forced to the front because of Trump.

i mean, obviously

it'll be a "win" for trump because he'll claim it, not because he had anything to do with it

gbx, Friday, 20 April 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

See also: anything that could be perceived as a success throughout Trump's adult life.

Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 April 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

yea I've heard a lot of right wing types claiming he "solved" North Korea but I honestly have no idea what he did, outside of threatening to nuke them over Twitter

frogbs, Friday, 20 April 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

OTOH to be fair to Trump (God knows why) if the situation had gotten worse you know he would have gotten the blame.

o. nate, Friday, 20 April 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

This isn't really a process forced to the front because of Trump.
i mean, obviously

it'll be a "win" for trump because he'll claim it, not because he had anything to do with it

motherfucker took credit for the olympics for no reason

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 April 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Mike Pence should get the credit. He boldly sat in the VIP area at the Olympics and didn’t speak to Kim Jong Un’s sister. It was a real turning point. At that point the world knew that America meant business

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 April 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

The tenure of President Pence will be defined by a string of history-making instances of sitting in a room with one important woman after another without ever acknowledging their presence.

Across the You Never Her (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 April 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

Sorry if this isn't the thread for it, but a friend of mine wrote this (cover!) piece on Pence, his church, and how exactly evangelical Christians justify the whole "we're a persecuted minority" thing to themselves, and I think it's really good: https://harpers.org/archive/2018/05/exiled/

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 20 April 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

oops actually meant to post that on the U.S. politics thread, sorry

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 20 April 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

if rapprochement does come to pass (btwn N&SK and/or the US) i don't think that'll be incidental to trump being president. idk if it'll be because of his bluster. i don't get the impression un has been cowered into dealing. if anything it kinda seems like the opposite - that he feels relatively secure and maybe has a kindred spirit in trump. idk i mean they're both close w/ dennis rodman so maybe they're all gonna bro down.

Mordy, Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link

4 more years if this actually happens

flappy bird, Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

or Pence

flappy bird, Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

if this actually happens while he's president i really think he'll win again

flappy bird, Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link


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