game-related lolz of some fashion

i had to google Steamed Hams the other day. it's a forgettable joke from the declining years of classic era Simpsons. no idea why it's a huge deal and a giant meme. people have a lot of time on their hands.

WHICH ONE OF YOU INCANDESCENT GENIUSES RUNS THIS ACCOUNT

https://twitter.com/YakuzaNoContext

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— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) February 6, 2018

yet another social situation where doing the worm is not appropriate

the magical thing about yakuza is that context doesn’t actually add much to these screenshots, it really is a straight-faced gangster sim that also finds room for utterly batshit side-missions

i had to google Steamed Hams the other day. it's a forgettable joke from the declining years of classic era Simpsons

what no

that's one of the all-time best Simpsons episodes and I remembered that entire dialogue even though I hadn't seen it in over a decade

http://store.steampowered.com/app/769060/Dab_on_em_Haterz/

the episode is uneven, but the Skinner/Chalmers bit is a masterpiece

I think the meme has peaked though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uIcXRbZ458

also - https://www.tofugu.com/travel/84-members-only-nintendo-bar/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ki4YBoI5s

me when someone disrespects the majesty of Steamed Hams

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— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) January 13, 2018

ps

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— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) January 12, 2018

hey give Adam a break on the steamed hams thing, you gotta remember he is from Utica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdwxq512u8A

Love how steamed hams and yakuza got brought up itt completely independently, then someone posts that high-effort high-quality bootleg of the two, because of course that exists! Everything exists, apparently.

This guy's thinking dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVibNKrp8sQ

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/bfixbnUHkwBfnJVEhMBvyT-650-80.jpg

Is that kingdom come? That game looks both very bad and possibly really fun to goof around in? I’m waiting til it’s $10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTGg1kUQCo

There may be some debate about whether this counts as 'hilarious' or 'punishingly masochistic' but I'm dying atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ejhCBkZtU

(NB: I find abysmal video game voice acting endlessly amusing.)

https://www.filfre.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/lm2-6.png

(from this fantastic article at Digital Antiquarian - breaking down exactly why i had to follow all those instructions to make all those boot disks circa 1990-1993...)

the other week i got lost in that site. highly recommended

oh god that article. i lived through the era - i remember tweaking for EMS, XMS, etc - and it's killing me reading it

God yeah, boot discs! DOS=HIGH,UMB is real Proustian madeleine stuff. And sometimes resigning yourself to playing something without sound or mouse, because the game needed the memory those drivers would otherwise be taking up. Where did I learn to do this stuff? Feel like it can only have been through readme.txt files, we definitely weren't googling it (and ahem I rarely had manuals for the games I was playing in those days either).

LshiftOshift2starshift2comma8comma1

i have perpetually toyed with "load quote star quote" and "comma eight comma one" as either artist or album names for myself, should i ever finish any more music and need names for it. such powerful, imprinting incantations. what did they mean? why couldn't you just load? who knows! i always typed them. sometimes the disk had written instructions on it to type something else and i did that too. my great proustian cue though is the sound of the c64 disk drive in action.

i think a lot of the boot disk know-how was circulated via BBS and/or by friends of friends, sort of like how pirate copies seemed to get around even though we didn't know THAT many other people with computers. some of it may have even been in game manuals or otherwise provided by the publishers. hilariously, i think the toughest time i ever had getting a game to work was in the late 90s when i picked up a vintage copy of Serpent Isle --- back when it came out, origin had had its games' exectuables load their own proprietary memory manager to strongarm the system into giving the game the resources it wanted. utterly incompatible with windows 95. we got there eventually but the real solution was to rebuild a state-of-the-art 1992 machine, which i then mostly devoted to wing commander replays.

Great band name ideas, Dr. C. We're clearly on similar Proustian ground.

(I knew this was happening but I forgot it was happening and now I learn that it's happened: the C64 Mini.)

Oh, Jesus, that's a nice idea. Kind of a wretched collection of games but one assumes it'll be hackable to the full library. Maybe someone can make a plug-in with recordings of disk drive noise and then we'd really be talking...

xp Note: The keyboard keys are non-functional

;_;

https://i.imgur.com/If0M0AV.jpg

Gahhhhhhhhhhh

awful

I’m more comfortable and capable of looking at the president’s dick pics than trying to rescue him, tbh, so I am as bad of a dude as that makes me

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.18173-12/30421878_4221069802639_1717658580_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=9f8405870356a34ec36f4338e2adebef&oe=5ADB78DF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CY1tvXLwk

For the Miyamoto one obviously.
https://www.clickhole.com/find-out-what-ariana-grande-diane-keaton-shigeru-miya-1825125261

Is that "one million troops" guy still around?

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/infomercials/final-deployment-4-queen-battle-walkthrough/

sort of the "too many cooks" of walkthrough videos

wow, that was great! took a few minutes to develop but worth it

haaaaaaaa.

Dag.

a+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-E7kz9I0wk&

hah i had seen that but with the MGS music that is perfect.

haha, perfect

I've watched the original video about five times and it still makes me crack up.

https://www.pcgamer.com/grow-and-sell-weed-with-this-stardew-valley-mod/

https://www.facebook.com/tshepo.mkhabela.73/posts/1856468191051491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIK2jM0Dg28