why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

what did you expect from 6 hours sitting in a featureless room

wait its not featureless there is a window to the infinite majesty of god's creation right behind his head

The utter narrowness though. 'Coffee', 'free time', 'favourite song' as gold standard requirements for creating something.

Best part of the airplane story is (I swear)

Love how all those EPIC CLAPBACK viral stories spend so many words explaining just how funny and true they are. The professor didn’t miss a beat!! We all laughed until we choked and now we’re all dead!!

all those EPIC CLAPBACK viral stories

My favorite one is where he's in the crowd at a Grand Funk concert incognito and shows up Mark Farner with an improvised guitar solo.

there's a larger phenomenon of clickbait articles that beat you over the head with how funny the thing you're about to read/watch is, at which point, if it actually were funny (which it never is anyway) they have already sucked the life out of it

Number 7 will make you rupture your bowel with laughter

Are You Always the Last to Get Jokes? A Bit Slow On the Uptake? Humourless Dullard? We'll Tell You Which Parts Are Funny!

Here it comes! The funny! Brace yourself!

Is this a trick question?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV1FTpQXcAAVQXt.jpg:large

it's a riddle

The "6 hours later" gag seems pretty harmless compared to most of this thread

I've really been prepared for imagining I'm a hungry hippo...

i've never seen a facebook post "shared" by a hungry sea turtle

nyt did a good piece on working class sea turtles who voted trump, interesting perspective

Yeah, it's refreshing to see things from their point of view.

Also, I'm pretty sure a jelly fish smells different than a plastic bag.

they should just make plastic bags out of jellyfish carcasses. if we can put a man on the moon...

http://theendearingdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Fast-Food-Sizes-Ads-vs-Reality-1.jpg

Now imagine you're a hungry sea turtle.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/994073_941702799198349_6577129238738459728_n.jpg?oh=9a2278e4ede15807b35d755c0d021137&oe=5B06EE89

Now imagine you're a hungry sea turtle.

As opposed to a song about fingernails.

Learned so much about the human spirit from Too Fighters

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27750383_10208906557699561_3248336623527691082_n.jpg?oh=1788bb8433afcf036f0b08cd6259df79&oe=5B19F48D

wow

There's clearly at least one wall.

Ppl should stop meaning quite so well

Did you find that in a left-leaning FB group or a right-leaning FB group?

that was circulating around last year after the election. i had some variation of it hanging on my door.

(classroom door)

What about Preston and Cody?

"YOU are not going to shoot us. ... (are you?)"

Yeah, I don't think that's as shallow or empty as a lot of the stuff here.

female students: men are not able to grab you

if only they'd stop trying

I understand the cynicism but literal statements are good for, you know, children

the problem for me is that it puts the words "rapists" and "drug dealers" right next to the word "latino/a", day after day week after week. yeah there's a "not" there but it's still defining that category in relation to racists' ugliest thoughts instead of something of positive

affirmative positive statements are better but decrying the negative ones are essential

using "latino(a)" vs "latinx" suggests a lack of responsible preparation
also telling teenagers who follow islam that they aren't terrorists as their defining quality but hey

I hate to say it but a significant portion of the country still has no idea that latinx is a thing, even in that group, unless it's really wired-in teens or involved adults? I feel like my teacher friends would know but it's still seems very inconsistently known

Dude the kids would be wondering what a "latinx" even was

Dear Latinx Students,
i _DID_ google this.

xps latinx feels common parlance in NYC but i guess that's NYC for you!

Dear white male students just stfu and go away I can't even

xxxxxxxp, but "I'm not just saying that as a 45-year-old rock musician, but..." is kind of a self-own.

I think this is the original?

My English teacher put this on her door today.. pic.twitter.com/ZYGiPtgiCJ

— Natalie Gomez (@natssfatss) November 10, 2016

underlining the word 'not' in that other one just makes it look kind of sarcastic

https://i.upworthy.com/nugget/582c8c1e1d51f7001c000278/attachments/posts-735-2ed4a1ed56a144749956160f5f38de4a.jpg?auto=format&ixlib=imgixjs-3.3.0&w=700

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gonzagabulletin.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/6a/c6a283ea-a86a-11e6-a687-2381e71cd170/58265bc071641.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C945

Would be better to say "I know you are not terrorists."

"oh really? Thanks for noticing"