'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

excuse me?

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The view from the dugout on BT sport earlier.

, which means little pea

He'll be disappointed with that

If anything he's hung that too well

Red all day for valencia

The Delle Alli sextape gets zero response, but a Huddersfield backbencher's dick brings all the ilf cru to the yard. Quelle surprise.

Many of the commentariat are saying if this had come out in August, it would have made much more of a splash.

It is with deep regret that the Club has to announce that, following the head injury suffered on 22nd January 2017, Ryan Mason is to retire from football with immediate effect.

Ryan has sought the guidance of numerous world renowned neurologists and neuro surgeons who have all advised that a return to competitive football is not advised.

Ryan would like to put on record his thanks to all at the Club who have aided his recovery to this point and he his is indebted to them for their support and compassion over the past 12 months.

That's absolutely gutting.

Damn.

aw man that sucks

it's awful but at least we're now in an age where this has been diagnosed correctly and not exposed the guy to further damage

Classic Sturridge, he picks up an injury after 3 minutes of play

It's sad but agree that it's healthy to have it as an option re Mason

Ryan Mason on how Petr Cech helped him through his injury...

Class from Cech...👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/q8n0wuhxNf

— SBO (@SBOnet_) February 15, 2018

someone else but Pep in MOM award shocker!

August: David Wagner
September: Pep
October: Pep
November: Pep
December: Pep
January: Eddie Howe

Read that as David Warner tbh

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they both have a very august presence.

Could it possibly be the case that, having made a drunken group trip to McDonald's in the middle of the night and ended up stealing a taxi from outside, which they then left outside their own hotel, and leaving their pissed up manager walletless and phoneless and having to pay for his own taxi back, that West Brom might not be entirely focused on their current relegation struggle?

That's how I like it

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"a warm-weather training camp in Barcelona" that's the kind of shit you do pre-season, not when you've 10 - 11 games left, deep in a relegation battle.

yeah wut

Carvahal for manager of the month surely

We went to Spain a month ago, I think the Boing Boing wankers are just copying tbh

I agree on Carvahal!

people in the media all blow smoke up Howe's arse cos he full English. Carvahal's Swansea have got more points than Man City in the last 5.

look at Wolves, getting their promotion party out of the way!

Firmino cleared which I'm glad about

Obv no way of knowing either way but at the time imo Holgate was lucky not to be sent off for the cuntishness at the start of the incident

people in the media all blow smoke up Howe's arse cos he full English.

And yet everyone continues to underrate Sean Dyche ;_;

Howe has the glamour of the modern about him

Dyche none such, rightly or wrongly.

Not unrelated how pulis is a figure of fun but mourinho is at utd

"Howe has the glamour of the modern about him"

well his face looks like spam, and I guess that's modern.

I'll always side up with a baldie over some cunt who has had the same hairstyle for 20 years.

If you like an annoyingly chipper 1950's twat in the UK you've got it made.

*look like*

And yet everyone continues to underrate Sean Dyche ;_;

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2018

By "everyone" I assume you mean "the owners and chief execs of the richest clubs in England"? I think I've heard rather a lot of noise about how good a job SD has done at Burnley?

Seems to me SD offers a (much) more likeable / more articulate version of Allardyce's mill-town technopragmatism.

Tim otm. SD underlines the modern, more likeable by eating worms. Great kings let the people feel he's one of their own.

Gave a great hourlong interview in the second captains players chair a few months back did underrated Sean dyche

the extra % you get out of players by eating worms, can't be underestimated imo.

I bet Eddie Howe underestimates the effectiveness of worm-munchery.

Another compelling argument against artificial pitches imo.

I sometimes wonder if some of the more extreme examples of diva-ish "superstar" type players might not connect with your more erm.. down to earth type managers. Like they might relate easier to older fellow narcissistic poseur types and recognise in them the same personality disorders they have. I'm probably talking shite, time for some more wirrums!

In a positive or negative way?

Plenty of examples of both types of manager not getting best out of young superstars tbf

I think I've heard rather a lot of noise about how good a job SD has done at Burnley?

That was the joke, people have been constantly banging on about it for months.

My favourite Sean Dyche story is about the time he sat Kieran Trippier down to explain the Hacienda to him.

Kieran still thinks he meant the macarena bless

Haha sorry Matt, I made the mistake of underrating the deliciousness of your irony.

i miss quique

Batting those big beautiful eyelashes of his.

Pep charged for wearing political ribbon

smh