pretty much every gif and meme is technically violating copyright, so
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link
I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 26 February 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link
My favourite meme since 'I have taken poison' man
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 26 February 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link
It's the prequel to Marine Todd.
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link
As part of our ongoing effort to streamline our apps and provide a more consistent and up-to-date Twitter experience across platforms, we are no longer supporting the Twitter for Mac app. On Friday February 16, we announced through @TwitterSupport that the app is no longer available for download, and starting March 16th will no longer be supported. But, not to worry, for the full Twitter experience on your Mac, visit Twitter on web. Twitter
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link
cool cool
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
Even though it's crazy outdated, I still use the Twitter Mac app
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link
Same, but you've heard they're pulling the plug on that one right?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link
tfw you've been killfiled
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link
without apps a mac is basically an expensive chromebook
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link
You had a good go at it..thanks for your input pic.twitter.com/iCyAe1zuN0— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) March 14, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
lmao what
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
it's a perfect eulogy really. get the impression that he was the kind of guy who would probably describe his life's work in the same way and be pretty content with that.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link
she's a scientologist who is upset that his brief history of time did not include mention of ancient aliens
― piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby] pic.twitter.com/KqXmhtuA1Q— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 27, 2018
― map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link
I still never got over eating an apple the wrong way.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 10:11 (six years ago) link
um dolly parton followed me
― map, Friday, 30 March 2018 02:22 (six years ago) link
WHAT
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 30 March 2018 02:58 (six years ago) link
keith olbermann owned me on here the other day and i've never been so embarassed and no i won't link the tweet. but to be fair he was clearly name searching himself on there because i didn't name tag, follow him, or reply to him in any way.
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 30 March 2018 03:07 (six years ago) link
to be fair i will find this tweet
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 30 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link
follow @msjeanrhys u won't be disappointed
― map, Saturday, 31 March 2018 08:03 (six years ago) link
https://www.fastcompany.com/40547818/did-we-create-this-monster-how-twitter-turned-toxic
For all the ways in which the Imposter Buster saga is unique, it’s also symptomatic of larger issues that have long bedeviled Twitter: abuse, the weaponizing of anonymity, bot wars, and slow-motion decision making by the people running a real-time platform. These problems have only intensified since Donald Trump became president and chose Twitter as his primary mouthpiece. The platform is now the world’s principal venue for politics and outrage, culture and conversation–the home for both #MAGA and #MeToo.
This status has helped improve the company’s fortunes. Daily usage is up a healthy 12% year over year, and Twitter reported its first-ever quarterly profit in February, capping a 12-month period during which its stock doubled. Although the company still seems unlikely ever to match Facebook’s scale and profitability, it’s not in danger of failing. The occasional cries from financial analysts for CEO Jack Dorsey to sell Twitter or from critics for him to shut it down look more and more out of step.
― maura, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link
nice
― flopson, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
http://apps-of-a-feather.com/Dud
― Jeff, Friday, 6 April 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link
This is magnificent.
Lol just got blocked by Benjamin Butterworth for asking why he keeps pretending he's never done anything before pic.twitter.com/97bNBGhoN4— al (@acarapd) April 12, 2018
For context this is the dude who scammed his way on to the Young Labour Ethnic Minority board by arguing his father had dated a black woman and wrote this classic op-ed.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/labour-jeremy-corbyn-owen-smith-labour-has-an-issue-with-trolling-i-should-know-i-ve-been-at-the-a7176056.html
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 April 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link
what a bizarre thread. he just does it again and again, with all manner of different things
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 April 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link
lmao
― flopson, Thursday, 12 April 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link
he's clearly playing the long game
― 龜, Thursday, 12 April 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link
i want to start cataloging the immediate post-viral tweets like "holy shit i didn't know this would blow up / here's a link to my patreon / tip jar etc"
― marcos, Sunday, 22 April 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link
feel like there is a good market segment we could capture. sign up now at unexpectedlyviral.comyou get a pattern, identity protection service enrollment, and a brand manager (it’s lagoon)
― mh, Monday, 23 April 2018 03:59 (five years ago) link
pattern was meant to be patreon of course
a brand manager (it’s lagoon)
lol
― you bet, nancy (map), Monday, 23 April 2018 04:10 (five years ago) link
excited about this new endeavor
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 April 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link
kanye is tweeting video clips of his laptop playing the insane dilbert man's youtube clips
what the hell world is this
― mh, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link
ah the natural progression from world famous critical darling pop star to regressive paranoid shit poster
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
I guess dilbert posted some video with kanye's name in the title and had some deep analysis and kanye's perpetually a sucker for paying attention to anyone talking about him
― mh, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcH3FTIW0AA8UxT.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
i vomited into my shirt
― Dan I., Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
millennials vs. baby cannons
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link
Boom
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link
baby cannons are actually just regular cannons cut down to that size and shape
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link
Wittes rules, sorry haters
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link
Lmao poor fucker
― flopson, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link
No more airplane rides for you, Twitterman
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 12:38 (five years ago) link
buy inflight wifi, boom
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
deleted from my phone for the sake of sanity. and not allowing myself to look at it during work hours
― Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
i need to the same
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link
*do
there is like... nothing of value there. it brings me no meaning or happiness. it is just noise that i feel compelled to tune into sometimes
I hate that thing where I randomly start to get invested in whatever the controversy du jour is. Makes me feel like such a mark.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link