Subways are for sleeping: NYC Transit survival thread

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little dude ran from york street to bergen i guess

What a naughty

Sunday

http://salsa.ridersny.org/p/salsa/event/common/public/?event_KEY=96612

“As of now, we do not know where this W train is terminating. We do know the next stop will be Court St. After that, we don’t know how far we’re going.”

— Doug Newman (@donewman) February 28, 2018

hey it turns out there *is* a countdown clock at my (home) station -- but at the other end of the platform. the one at my end just has the date and time

no usb charging ports either. ANDREW!

Still waiting for MTA to extend the subway to Santa Monica. I thought this was the greatest city in the world.

turns out that there *is* a countdown clock at my home station -- but only at the other end. the display at my end helpfully shows the date and time

don't worry, they are often bullshit

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"burgeoning communities"

the other day I saw a countdown clock listing the time til the next L as "NaN Mi"

That reads like a chemical compound

Oh look the candidate was on my train! She’s talking to the other stuck commuters. Debating now what to do — do we walk? Or wait and hope the train comes? pic.twitter.com/nQZMQPkn1B

— Laura Nahmias (@nahmias) March 20, 2018

Apropos of nothing I recall Cynthia Nixon played the role of subway vigilante in a Law & Order reworking of the Bernie G0etz story

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glad i'm unemployed

loose or formed? i need a longread on this

where's the poop chart, I'm not googling it at work

ICYMI Friday

Earlier today, we identified a critical fix to the Bergen St signal and made the call to do repairs during midday, with the goal of preventing a major interruption during the evening rush. Unfortunately, rush hour service was still impacted, and we apologize, truly. (1/2)

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) April 6, 2018

"no problem, Harry, how could it possibly take that long?"

they apologize, truly, madly, deeply; the train will lay like this forever until the sky falls down on me

this morning the Husky Busker was playing 'creep'

not the tlc song

he's a noticeably better singer now than he was a few years ago, but i don't need to hear that shit at 9am

https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2016/02/most-complex-transit-subway-maps-world-tokyo-new-york-paris/470565/

scenes from 145th st/broadway. @NYCTSubway @MTA @NY1 #justalittlerain pic.twitter.com/vUYed8Se6g

— josh guild (@jbguild) April 16, 2018

Times Square wasn't much better

my feet were tragic when i got to the office. currently wearing the pair of crocs I keep hidden under my desk, with no socks

dry and jobless at home here

update: the results have been as expected pic.twitter.com/PADIfLNylq

— brand new season of bosh.0 only on comedy central (@boshj) April 25, 2018

the only good thing about the subway is when a local unexpectedly goes express and people with enormous noise-canceling headphones miss it

god forbid that one might ever be called upon to interact with or pay attention to the world at large

How 2 M.T.A. Decisions Pushed the Subway Into Crisis https://nyti.ms/2KLsdqM

handy guide

https://www.villagevoice.com/2018/05/10/how-the-l-train-shutdown-will-screw-over-each-subway-line/

An elevator is out of service @ every Second Avenue Subway station this afternoon. They began service 1 year, 4 months, and 10 days ago. #AccessDenied @MTA @NYGovCuomo pic.twitter.com/MPRl1w0qQE

— Colin Wright (@cbw623) May 11, 2018

http://gothamist.com/2018/05/15/thunderstorm_causes_commuter_chaos.php

a widdle wain deways the twain

I never realized how much I would miss gothamist.

my new workplace destination is Broadway-Lafayette, and wow i hate it. I got on the D (doesn't take me home) just to get the hell off the platform.

@NYCTSubway Hey this is the situation under ground at Times Square. Please respond. What is up? @ny1 @WNBC @WCBSTV pic.twitter.com/xYbrhqciSW

— Wendy Rich Stetson (@WendyStetson) May 15, 2018

Hi friends. I've obtained the MTA's L train shutdown service plans. They can only run three more trains per hour over the JMZ, and will run approximately 12.5 fewer trains total across the East River. This is gonna be really bad. https://t.co/mym8COIIGq

— Aaron W. Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) May 17, 2018

lots of new swimmers

Joseph Lhota, tapped to fix New York's subways, has quietly picked up several other lucrative jobs. It's a web of potential conflicts https://t.co/lz0hMCCI3d

— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 22, 2018

jeez he gets up early

I might've missed a Q by a few minutes but there were at least 15 minutes between them. The B that arrived was too crowded for everyone to board. Nothing on the website.

— Official Centrism (@pareene) May 23, 2018

the F was hell this morning too

gave up on the L this morning and took the G to the E. The G also took forever and a half to arrive

Some trumpster was asking me if I would rather have money go to fighting MS-13 or money go to fixing the subways. Like that was even something that I had to think about.

icy

MTA spokesman Jon Weinstein responds to Mayor Bill de Blasio’s comments on the subway plan 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Yic59skOBj

— Emma G. Fitzsimmons (@emmagf) May 23, 2018

a former spokesman for Cuomo, who insisted he didn't control the MTA, now works at the MTA, where he insists the MTA is not responsible for the fucking subway

— Official Centrism (@pareene) May 24, 2018

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uh oh

A brief thread: Hard to believe we're down to an average weekday ridership of under 5.6 million, but here we are. This is bad for NYC one way or another. pic.twitter.com/wAkJ0d4YrU

— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) June 18, 2018

PHOTO: Ceiling collapse in subway station at Court St & Fulton St. pic.twitter.com/kdbPtip3Jj

— New York City Alerts (@NYCityAlerts) June 20, 2018

The ceiling just collapsed at Borough Hall. @MTA @ny1 pic.twitter.com/Pmlo9wkEC5

— James Giovan (@JamesGiovan) June 20, 2018