urge to kebab rising
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link
You guys haven’t heard about FANNY, which is opening on Stoke-fucking-Newington High Street? Couple posh tosspots decided they could do ‘healthy’ kebabs in N16 and were duly rinsed by @Mangal2 and a cast of thousands.
― kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link
Chuckle Brother Paul tweeted that he had got three pieces of chicken and chips at Leicester Forest Services
― scotti pruitti (wins), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:25 (six years ago) link
For those who contacted the Police about KFC being out of chicken ... please STOP. Their website says the Prestwich store is now open if you want to follow the four police cars through the drive thru ..— GMP Whitefield (@GMPWhitefield) February 20, 2018
― scotti pruitti (wins), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:26 (six years ago) link
This is one of the greatest videos to have ever graced the tl pic.twitter.com/Tb6oeNnU4l— Jay (@jayandreas_) February 28, 2018
― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link
amazing
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link
learning not to swear at five o is a rites of passage thing, although some idiots don't learn their lesson after the first time!
― calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
you guys would have loved my high school
― ogmor, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link
all that's missing is a donk on it
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link
what does this mean: "he bics his hair because he's baldy"
(i understand the second bit)
― mark s, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link
Bic razor
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link
truly he is the calum of drunken badinage
― mark s, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link
I took it as drawing dots on his head to make it look like he's still got hair, in a cartoon fashion!
― calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link
does that work? asking for deems
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link
probably about as useful as gluing your arse-hairs on your head.
― calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
the drawing dots thing is a funnier insult, bcz beano-esque
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/beano/images/a/a2/1815824-wilfred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161018145417
― mark s, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
is that smiffy?
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
no that's wilfred, smiffy wears yellow and has a kind of tonsure
― mark s, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
is bic as a verb a regional peculiarity?
― ogmor, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
guy in the phone booth ftw
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link
"er... partially" is my favorite part of that
― it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link
not sure which part of real england that was filmed, but bic is a verb in sheffield fwiw
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
Fiorucci Made Me Hardcore - Mark Leckey (poll)
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 4 March 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link
https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/191547091/YOURS2.JPG?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 4 March 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link
from fake England, but understood "bics" immediately
joker otm tbh
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 4 March 2018 09:26 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/12fd0cdb895147fb21167a4e9fe5d763/tumblr_moxvzdMNr01s11vqao5_1280.jpg
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 4 March 2018 10:19 (six years ago) link
i know it's scotland but this feels like the right thread
In a laver: seaweed shuts nuclear reactor again in bad weatherEDF’s Torness plant east of Edinburgh has previously been taken offline due to jellyfishhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/mar/05/seaweed-shuts-nuclear-reactor-edf-torness-plant
EDF’s Torness plant east of Edinburgh has previously been taken offline due to jellyfish
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/mar/05/seaweed-shuts-nuclear-reactor-edf-torness-plant
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYhz9KVWkAASN8T.jpg
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 18 March 2018 10:44 (six years ago) link
you wouldn't think it to look at her
― as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 March 2018 10:49 (six years ago) link
thread
my new favourite hobby is watching old clips from airline of people not being able to get on their flights . a personal favourite : mouse woman pic.twitter.com/TQwtmMAd4F— Tom Walker (@tomwaIker) March 25, 2018
― 龜, Saturday, 31 March 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
I know someone who was on this show, missed his flight and made up a complete lie, about missing his brother's wedding or something, to get on another flight. He doesn't even have a brother.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 March 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link
cannot watch shows about pigs or airport pigs, they make me v rationally angry
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link
was up north this weekend. was told about a babbys yed. seems real english.
"In Wigan you can still go to the chippy with your own Pyrex dish and ask for: “A babbys yed – leave t’elmet on – chips an’ pea wet.” The translation of this puzzling indigenous language: “A baby’s head [steak pudding], with the tinfoil still on with chips and pea wet.” As to the aforementioned steak pudding it is so named due to the gentle dip in the top of the suet which bears a striking resemblance to the depressed fontanel of a new-born infant whose skull plates have yet to move into position."
― jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link
mmm baby brains nomnomnom
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:21 (five years ago) link
"pea wet" universally understood and needs no translation i guess?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link
Haha I clearly remember the first time I went to a chip shop with my friend (also from Wigan) and heard him ask for a baby's head (fwiw he deffo didn't pronounce it "babby's yed") - I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
― Tim, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link
it just feels More and More like this countrys changing
― imago, Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
' “There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda. 'THIS is Real England April 2018. All conspiracy theories and desperate hopelessness.
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link
Yeah '..agenda' is the new 'narrative'.
― piscesx, Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link
In fact 'They've got their own agenda' is to the late 2010s what 'It's political correctness gone mad' was to the mid-1990s.
― piscesx, Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbVQDYfW0AEPXIC.jpg:large
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 22 April 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link
Ketchup for Surrey? Guess they never asked anyone in Woking.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:06 (five years ago) link
I feel I will never fully grasp Real Englishness cos I can't for the life of me understand the appeal of chips and gravy.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:28 (five years ago) link
If I'm having sausages and chips I'll make some instant onion gravy. I can't get down with curry sauce.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:30 (five years ago) link
just think of it as shitty poutine
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:31 (five years ago) link
chip shop curry sauce is the greatest thing though
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:32 (five years ago) link
I'm not a chip snob, but feel strongly that something as simple as onion gravy should be made with caramelised onions, butter, wine, beef stock, flour etc, not that fucking instant shite!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:40 (five years ago) link
Your chips'd go cold
― la vache qui pleure (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link
being a top class masterchef is all about timing.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 April 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link