why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i think the real trick is to wait until someone picks up the drano bomb and then throw toilet paper at them

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27912849_2022576487753900_4892370308163534121_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=54ce1d6d8ab7eaa46e40009612f1e2ee&oe=5B0701A1

🤔

I mean, yes, both those things.

omar, you may like some of the content on this twitter account:
https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/

Those drano bombs have been around for yonks: https://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp

Forgot to say, that's a rare True for that one. Watch out!

the IRA’s warning to thatcher after they narrowly failed to kill her in the brighton bombing has somehow leaked into inspirational american facebook as a thatcher quote pic.twitter.com/VOEZvLqJWf

— bgreysk (@bgreysk) February 17, 2018

peak artist thing

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/26172691_1776033742699591_8872384750729828252_o.jpg?oh=4afa0b150a329d93a7bf5a9928a64031&oe=5B4C2775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BoqE0lY5s

if you ask me to keep it going it dies right there

messenger hardman

What, is that about forwarding? Are people forwarding useless bullshit in messenger now or something?

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034825_1814699612074923_5324398950932043525_n.png?oh=7b4c8694fda06bb00cd466230201363a&oe=5B0CF1E6

11. Avoid the temptation to kill those you're close to. If you don't know your victim, it's easier to get away with it.

lmao at that thing abruptly turning from "I am very smart and have no patience for your stupidity" to "I am actually an alcoholic"/Hallmark Humor card land

Possibly one of the best ones on this thread..

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28166441_2026307467581048_2826386418698674966_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2b2babef7d5f3eb443bac766a756f347&oe=5B07E0E7

- Bob Marley

‘EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD’, urges sir anthony hopkins in an emotional facebook plea

None of us is getting out of here alive, so what's wrong with a little cannibalism?

None of us is getting out of here alive, especially YOU! [lunges forward]

i love the near-subliminal watermark on the getting older list

https://i.redditmedia.com/hLm03Y_9oquYmXECKFj3irmKPGUoz10xhYg1xVtVbOI.jpg?w=571&s=5a62787484ff8b5536791c83cb2340d1

The reference to Hunger Games and Katniss is appropriate enough to fighting back against a violent dystopian society. But, Harry Potter?

that is basically this

https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/98/1447980670335.png

"laughing at us about how pathetic we used to be" is a nice touch.

http://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16864642_1846156068996475_6015624925807822650_n.jpg?oh=bcc3d6fb711971d986ab9fb4f8bfd7fa&oe=5B156955

ain't it the truth!!!!!

free book which is probably some bible tract

No, it's probably Windows 95 For Dummies.

There is a poem by Mona Van Duyn about a voracious and scholarly reader who imagines herself captured and placed in an alien zoo. The one book they toss in her habitat is Build Your Own Bicycle.

Our library's "free" pile is inevitably half made up of outmoded tech and business books. But, y'know, "books," so they're sacred objects that the good people of my town can't bring themselves to throw away.

http://www.lovablequote.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-like-you-alot-like-insanely-a-lot-cute-lovable-quote.jpg

I don't love you. And I am insane.

https://pics.me.me/a-man-bought-a-lie-detector-robot-that-slaps-people-13529405.png

Before I post the one I came here to post, I just want to register my dislike of that one.

Anyway, here's one of a kind we might not have had much before? Posts from the official facebook page of a company/product

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28336346_1276038882532984_3591664281516606338_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e72f7d07ced22d3230aa1e63e57ff6f3&oe=5B404D80

There is a pretty good Facebook page which collects these - https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks/

xxxp new display name, thx

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28423007_413019945808241_7466052459032963274_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e74e22b0470f0caa8b7da9765ae53d23&oe=5B10F104

All cats are beautiful

Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner

i saw that one today and nearly shared it here too

maybe a comment about him shooting the dog because it's black

read that as 'white people are so quick' first off and i was like well, harsh but fair i guess

are we calling any well-posed picture "beautiful" now

how our standards have fallen

it's "beautiful" because the original creator thinks fascists and their attack dogs are beautiful

buncha idiots falling for almost one-year old fan art today suggesting Dexter is coming back for Season 9.

god I need to try elaborate FB swindles if it's this easy

why is sharing a post treated like an action only the brave and pure of heart dare to attempt?

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28783210_1724863134203715_3377374750650920578_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=8d6c499d4752c36e3b11ac70923ad7ce&oe=5B4DDD36

I keep thinking "we have reached peak stupid" then something new comes along