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it is like that thing but not on the cable machine, he likes to do them curling in the other direction too

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link

Woman next to me squatting 205, looks like she weighs about 100. Makes me feel ashamed.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 4 March 2018 02:19 (six years ago) link

the last time i went to the gym was last wednesday. i got a cold, then i had work, and now i'm about to embark on a work marathon. but my belt came. i have the shortest waist! but i love it. i'm going to sleep with it.

forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 10 March 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

Squatted 245x3 tonight, still low for my body weight and experience but at least I’m finally making progress again

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Saturday, 10 March 2018 05:44 (six years ago) link

you're pretty humble for a BEAST

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link

You know I mean pounds not kilos right

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Saturday, 10 March 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

220, 221, whatever it takes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

Deadlift hit 305, I think my prior best was 295.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

oh, lol according to this thread I have hit that number multiple times before.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

man alive i like u but this isnt yr fuckin personal diary my man

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

This thread is elitist.

I fuck with the "rubber bands"

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

??

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

move on bruh

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link

wtf is wrong w you

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

lol

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

Fuck you it is my personal diary. And by the way, I like Jessica from math class but I’m not sure if she likes me back.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

just squatted a few times when i pooped

about 2lbs

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

#goals

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

i think i strained my hammy doin fucking jump squats, or maybe it was a tip-over i took after i adjusted my shoulders at the bottom of a last-in-set dumbell squat

im hella eating well though and i've gained 3 lbs this month w/a just slightly reduced body fat %, so that feels good

by may, knee willing, swole we gon be

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

thass wassup

*hi five up and down to a slap to the bum*

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link

wait, sorry i hope you are male, i never knew your gender

okay i genuinely regret that post

sorry

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/knoEGvv.gif

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:39 (six years ago) link

wtf ∞ dude ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

man alive can live blog his workouts in here if he wants

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

that joke made a bad landing i'll admit

i like hearing everyone's updates

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

∞ elgintensity

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

usu poop them out as fast as i digest the material

#sw0lelyfe

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

i squatted again and my knee felt ok but i flew into a rage when a "trainer" came and told me to look up when i squat, which literally hurts my neck, and to keep my back more upright. do these people not understand the skeleton. it is physically impossible for me to squat like that. jk i didn't fly into a rage i just said "ok" and went about my business

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link

she was short too so she definitely did not understand my plight

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

looking up + back upright + heavy bar across upright back = falling over backwards surely?

adam, Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link

or the bar rolling off

ripp calls it out specifically as bad form, neck should be neutral/in the same plane as the rest of the spine, which means staring at a spot on the ground like 2m in front of you

gbx, Thursday, 15 March 2018 03:36 (six years ago) link

i confess i like to look down even closer at times it just feels right but yeah, looking up or even forward messes me up and sitting too upright makes me tip on my heels. and i want to ACTUALLY these ppl but they are experts so it is a waste of time.

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 10:45 (six years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r4vLq4O10xY/maxresdefault.jpg
lol

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link

there is an unending supply of people who not only think your back needs to be "upright" when squatting but feel the need to share this misapprehension

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 March 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link

I can’t even imagine looking up while squatting. Low bar was a game changer for me because you can actually bend forward. Trainer said some people just aren’t built for high bar.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 12:25 (six years ago) link

hello its me

the bad skeleton

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link

Gym guy teaching blind woman how to deadlift
https://i.imgur.com/DEhmnQP.gif

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

haha the way he hugs the weight rack at the end

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

cuet

goole, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

I was grabbing things from the fridge aisle at trader joe’s and had my headphones on, as is my want, but still definitely overheard the young woman next to me say, “he’s a muscle man” and flex. 💪💁‍♀️

map, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

yeah well you misspelled wont, ya meathead

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link

Trader Joe's Employees hate him

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 16 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

macho, macho man

forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 16 March 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

👨🏻‍🚒👮🏻‍♂️🤠

map, Sunday, 18 March 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

Young man

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 18 March 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

the muscle i pulled in my back is still a little twingey even after more than 2 mo. i think i'm gonna try to see an orthopedist :<

― goole, Monday, September 22, 2014 11:57 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey y'all, i've been whining about my squats for a while now and i'm going to keep whining!

the above injury is all cleared up, as far as anyone can tell. i got it MRI'd last summer and it revealed nothing out of the ordinary. it's basically a spot connecting my lower back to my outer buttcheek zone, to get technical. it's fine. sometimes it feels a little more tired than other spots after i run.

my DLs are fine. like, great actually. this past wkend i hit a PR, 270x3, with a backoff set of 255x3. i've been getting better at hook grip and my hands were the weak pt on that. back felt fine, and i'm looking fwd to 275.

but my squats are crap! and its' mostly mental at this point. i struggle to complete 5 at weights between 125-135, and haven't tried going above that for a long time. it's not the ascent but the descent; i just start freaking out under the bar. nothing feels comfortable and natural anymore. 'normal' feelings of fatigue in the shoulders or hams or calves, and my brain just goes haywire. or i can't get my breathing to feel right, or my back angle just feels wrong, it's always something. i get about halfway down and then, nope, i have to go back up.

it's really frustrating! like being able to do my bw as a warmup and reliably do 215 is a hazy memory. i've considered getting some coaching. maybe even just someone standing there watching is enough to break through, who knows.

keep in mind, i lift 2x/wk; do low bar 1x/wk -- i do some light front squats on DL day. so volume is way down.

what are the other magic ingredients? my diet and stress levels are fine. my sleep hygiene is pretty bad, i run 1-2x/wk so my recovery is probably not great. and, i'm 5 years older than when i started this!

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

is it something as simple as switching to 5x3? that's my next idea but man this is a bummer! i've been stuck in a demoralizing squat zone for a while now

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link

I squat 2-3x a week now and that made a huge difference in my comfort and confidence with the lift. Maybe try to do more frequently at weights slightly below where you’re uncomfortable? Also how much are you warming up and how gradually are you building to your working weight? I’ve been starting with just the bar and then adding weight set by set. Now I jump to adding 50, then another 40, then another 20 each set until I get close, then 10 or 5 when I want to push my limit. But for a while I was going from the bar and then just adding 20 each set. The gradual build really helps my muscles adjust and my confidence.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

how many miles and at what pace are you running

also why 2x/week

i build up as well

if i miss a day or stop for a few weeks i know my endurance suffers but it gets back up in a couple weeks

experiment with doing squats with no weights in the position you would be holding the barbell and see what feels natural/good; eg, how far apart you like your feet, where they're pointing (usu shld match direction knees are pointing to) and stick out your bum but pull in your pelvis (this can be a little tricky to do if you're not doing it already), bc this distributes the weight on your shoulders past your waist

if anything start from just the barbell w/o weights and work yr way up again, our bodies do weird things when it's not comfortable due to weights

also i used to run and it was affecting my squats a lot

your quads/hams are one of the biggest muscle group in your body, running uses a lot of your energy, so doing both often (weekly) will knock you out

if youre running to cut fat i wld suggest jump rope, but don't do it often and just watch yr diet

all ime and ymmv ofc

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

sleep is also a biggie, especially as you age! Just saw that buried in there. Sometimes I also find a little coffee before lifting helps. I might even just drink 1/4 cup if I'm lifting at night.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link


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