it is
― flappy bird, Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:45 (six years ago) link
A good read.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
giving all this free press to the fucking moonies while every other outlet just reports them as “a church” is super annoying
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE
― maura, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link
Police say a seventh-grader emerged from the bathroom of an Ohio school, ready to shoot students with a semi-automatic rifle. He then changed his mind, went back inside and killed himself. https://t.co/MXJmP6BXBL— AP Eastern US (@APEastRegion) March 1, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link
fuck.
― how's life, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
god. 13 years old.
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
whoever has been saying around here that America is a death cult has a comrade in me. I'm more convinced than ever that Christianity is as well.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion)
anybody who doesn't think christianity is an apocalyptic death cult hasn't read the christian scriptures
fortunately for everybody that category seems to include most christians
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link
"and i noticed in the most difficult times in my life there was only one set of footsteps in the sand, and i asked jesus about this, and he opened his mouth to speak, but a flaming sword shot out and killed everybody"
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link
are Moonies Christian?
― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link
no
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link
Sure they are Christian, in the sense that they believe moon is the second coming of Christ.
― dan selzer, Friday, 2 March 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link
About as Christian as Mormons, who seem pretty well accepted by American Protestants now.
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 March 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link
that's the thing about christianity, nobody can say with any certainty that anybody isn't a "real" christian. every christian is a fake christian.
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link
the moonies are a cult and the only reason anyone calls them a church is because they made a fuckload of money and peddled their influence to media organizations in the 80's and 90's
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link
What the fuck is a Moonie
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unification_Church_of_the_United_States
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:42 (six years ago) link
thanks i hate it
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:52 (six years ago) link
There are some eccentrics trying to return to the pre-Pauline Ebionite sect of the historical Jesus. It's about as feasible as neo-pagans attempting to recreate other lost religions of antiquity.
― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Friday, 2 March 2018 05:56 (six years ago) link
Delegating all judgment of other people to an imaginary friend has been working splendidly for me.
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 2 March 2018 06:15 (six years ago) link
Eh. I am not sure I mind all that much if people lazily conflate the Moon church with more mainstream denominations. They're equally speculative, they just differ in degree of weirdness. Possibly a minority view and anyway not for this thread
― Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link
― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku)
surely that's most of the appeal, isn't it? if you're trying to follow pauline christianity you have to reckon with all of those darn primary source documents (some of which at least are unlikely to be forgeries) that contradict what you believe. all we know about the ebionites are taken from heresiologists who, being biased on the topic, can safely be ignored. such practices strike me as being the purest form of christianity - claiming to follow Ancient Eternal Truth while in practice doing whatever the hell one feels like.
sorry. somebody should probably revive a christianity thread to talk about this, shouldn't they?
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link
My point was just this: as a matter of epistemology, being a Moonie or Mormon or neo-pagan or Lubavitcher isn't inherently more absurd than being a Presbyterian or whatever. Zeus and Thor and Ra and Kali and God all have the same amount of evidence in their favor (none). So saying that these denominations over here are respectable - while those ones over there are kooky - is purely a matter of culture, power, taste, and class. To me, the Unification churches and the Lutheran ones are on equally shaky ground, theologically speaking. Plenty of absurdity in the mainstream doctrines.
― Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
mmmm, i think doctrine in religion is a cousin to policy in politics - people tend to overrate how influential such things are. if politics is a matter of group affiliation, religion is even more so - the lutheran church is not "mainline" because of any doctrines they happen to hold, but because of the social dynamics and makeup of that particular group. the mormons were "fringe" in america almost exclusively because they practiced polygamy - their doctrine regarding coffee and tea didn't matter. polygamy was of course a doctrine, but more importantly it was, even after being repudiated as a doctrine, a social practice. it was not the repudiation of polygamy of a doctrine, but its repudiation as a social practice, that made the lds "mainstream".
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
it's not the beliefs that make a cult a cult obv, but the dynamic between its elect and its members
― Lockhorn. Lockhorn breed-uh (Jon not Jon), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/03/02/central-michigan-university-shooter/388293002/
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
2 dead
suspect still at large
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
fucking fuck
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link
The two dead aren't students.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link
being described as a "domestic dispute"
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-michigan-shooting/gunman-kills-two-in-domestic-dispute-in-michigan-university-dorm-idUSKCN1GE23F
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:59 (six years ago) link
prev article suggested the 2 victims might be his parents- has anyone seen any more info on that angleawful no matter how yo slice it
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
*you
It's far from perfect, but many of the Parkland shooting survivors wanted it: it's the first major piece of gun legislation passed in Florida in decades.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link
Doesn't seem like it'll affect manufacturers' bottom line much so I'm not shocked by any of the measures that made it through. Unfortunately I don't imagine they'll make much of a dent in shootings. (I *reaaaallly* hope I'm wrong, though.)
― Simon H., Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link
I mainly hope The Teens don't take this as a prompt to ease off one bit.
― Simon H., Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link
Arm school employees.Perhaps the most controversial provision of the bill is one that would allow superintendents and sheriffs to arm school personnel — a measure not requested by the Parkland students but long desired by the N.R.A., which argues that gun-free zones prevent people from defending themselves in an attack. Specifically, the bill would create a $67 million “marshal” program under which certain employees — including counselors, coaches and librarians, but not full-time classroom teachers — could be trained and armed. (The program would be voluntary.) Under an amendment successfully proposed by State Senator Randolph Bracy, a Democrat, these employees would first have to undergo 12 hours of diversity training.
― k3vin k., Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
raising the buying age and instituting a waiting period are good I guess
https://theoutline.com/post/3571/david-hogg-parkland-interview
But, he clarified, he doesn’t feel like he’s the one who should be calling for this. “I shouldn't have to! I’m 17,” he said, but he and his classmates feel that adults — both voters and policymakers — have failed them. “When your old-ass parent is like, ‘I don’t know how to send an iMessage,’ and you’re just like, ‘Give me the fucking phone and let me handle it.’ Sadly, that’s what we have to do with our government; our parents don’t know how to use a fucking democracy, so we have to.”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
Hero.
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link
i love it
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link
ha wow that's fucking great
― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
seriously?
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
that's amazing.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link
makes u think
https://i.redd.it/zkgq9qcq9kk01.png
― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
Now if he'd said David Platt from Coronation Street...
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
lmao @ "same ideas"
― omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link
Sherri Pomeroy told us that Ussery and Mann were apprehended when they went onto church property, painted on a memorial poster, and screamed obscenities at her husband, Pastor Frank Pomeroy. The pair, along with many other conspiracy theorists, believe that the Pomeroys’ 14-year-old daughter Annabelle — who was among 26 people killed in the massacre — never existed, and that the incident was a “false flag” or crisis manufactured by the government for the purpose of seizing guns and power.
Sherri Pomeroy told us, “It’s been ongoing, almost from the first day it happened. They call it a drill from Homeland Security and say that none of it happened.”
Her husband told the Express-News that Ussery had threatened him and that he “… continually yelled and screamed and hollered and told me he was gonna hang me from a tree, and pee on me while I’m hanging.”from https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/03/06/conspiracy-theorists-arrested-harassing-sutherland-springs-pastor/
― dow, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link
Good luck, America.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link
Pomeroy told the newspaper that the pair tried to bait him and the church member into doing something stupid.
Ussery "screamed and hollered and told me he was gonna hang me from a tree, and pee on me while I'm hanging," he said.
― omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
Is this about the pizza and pedophilia again?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link